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2013/09/12 22:55:45
Subject: Your last words
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
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2013/09/12 22:56:49
Subject: Your last words
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
ERROR 223781: This user is currently at large and has no fixed position
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Wow bill that woman is ugly.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/09/12 22:57:02
Long live the Chaos Space Marines!!!                  |
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2013/09/12 22:58:02
Subject: Your last words
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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Helmets... Pffffft
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2013/09/13 12:03:34
Subject: Your last words
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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What Spider ?
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2013/09/13 12:05:48
Subject: Your last words
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Executing Exarch
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One from 1970's england...
"No it's alright, I'll get your frisbee/kite down from that pylon"
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/09/13 12:40:06
Subject: Your last words
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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But RAW says...
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2013/09/14 07:58:48
Subject: Your last words
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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He won't bite.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/09/17 18:11:01
Subject: Your last words
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
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I like the way you die boy.
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2013/09/21 02:36:30
Subject: Your last words
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Horatio, I am dead.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/09/21 16:48:47
Subject: Your last words
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
ERROR 223781: This user is currently at large and has no fixed position
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You think that toothpick will strike me down!
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Long live the Chaos Space Marines!!! |
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2013/09/21 17:32:42
Subject: Your last words
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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My Dad can beat up your Dad!
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2013/09/22 22:42:45
Subject: Your last words
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Nuh-uh!
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/09/30 04:46:30
Subject: Your last words
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Ow, that really hurt. Look what you've done, I'm bleeding. Do you know how much this shirt costs!
Dad, mum said to put the bin out for the morning.
I'l do it later.
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Come into my web, said the spider to the fly.
Come rest your wings, and let us talk eye to eye.
For I am a spider, and you are the fly. Now that you are here, let us sit, and say hi.
But I have have no morsel to share, nor anything to eat. But wait, what is that stickiness upon your feet.
Ah now I have you, now I can eat. Now I can enjoy you, or store you as meat.
For I am the spider, and you are the fly. How else could it have gone, between one such as you, and one such as I.
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2013/09/30 08:01:38
Subject: Your last words
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Executing Exarch
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I bet I can jump that.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/09/30 15:32:38
Subject: Your last words
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Hey dude, check this out. It's going to be awesome!
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Come into my web, said the spider to the fly.
Come rest your wings, and let us talk eye to eye.
For I am a spider, and you are the fly. Now that you are here, let us sit, and say hi.
But I have have no morsel to share, nor anything to eat. But wait, what is that stickiness upon your feet.
Ah now I have you, now I can eat. Now I can enjoy you, or store you as meat.
For I am the spider, and you are the fly. How else could it have gone, between one such as you, and one such as I.
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2013/09/30 16:32:26
Subject: Your last words
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Terrifying Doombull
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Oh dont worry men, they cant hit anything from so far away
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2013/09/30 17:00:46
Subject: Your last words
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Hodor.
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2013/09/30 17:05:24
Subject: Your last words
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Look at them! Teh cowards! Teh fewelz!
They bring their METHUL BAWKSES!
We must take away their METHUL BAWKSES!!!
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2013/09/30 18:20:32
Subject: Re:Your last words
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Attack!
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2013/09/30 19:52:24
Subject: Your last words
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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"But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know..."
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2013/09/30 19:54:17
Subject: Your last words
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Terrifying Doombull
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Of chourse i am safe, no one would ever dream of stabbing me
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2013/10/01 00:21:32
Subject: Your last words
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Alright brothers. We're being delivered to the heart of the enemy.
We are the last hope in winning this war, and must not fail.
The Emperor is with us, so victory is already assured! All there is to do, is to claim it!
Space Marines, battle brothers, today we find glory!
*Rolls on the deep-strike mishap table*
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/10/01 06:26:23
Subject: Your last words
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Don't worry, he can't hit me! I'm a flying MC!
*3 Predator Annihilators*
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2013/10/01 21:31:03
Subject: Your last words
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
ERROR 223781: This user is currently at large and has no fixed position
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Watch me fly of this building!
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Long live the Chaos Space Marines!!! |
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2013/10/01 21:43:20
Subject: Your last words
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Don't worry. lads! If you've been reading your "Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer", you'll all know that Orks are in fact rather feeble creatures in melee, and can easily be killed with your bayonets!
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2013/10/02 22:24:04
Subject: Your last words
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Butch & The Sundance Kid
For a moment there I thought we were in trouble.
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Come into my web, said the spider to the fly.
Come rest your wings, and let us talk eye to eye.
For I am a spider, and you are the fly. Now that you are here, let us sit, and say hi.
But I have have no morsel to share, nor anything to eat. But wait, what is that stickiness upon your feet.
Ah now I have you, now I can eat. Now I can enjoy you, or store you as meat.
For I am the spider, and you are the fly. How else could it have gone, between one such as you, and one such as I.
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2013/10/02 22:29:13
Subject: Your last words
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Terrifying Doombull
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Oh look a shiny metal casing
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/10/02 22:29:28
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2013/10/02 23:15:42
Subject: Your last words
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Devastating Dark Reaper
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"Yes I know it's standard issue ecclesiarchy power armour, I am just saying it makes you look a little bit like a robot hooker..."
*BLAM*
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2013/10/02 23:16:35
Subject: Your last words
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Terrifying Doombull
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2013/10/03 01:13:35
Subject: Your last words
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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These are my last words...
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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