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2013/10/03 01:30:37
Subject: Your last words
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
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well, that blows.
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"Friglatt Tinks e's da 'unce and futor git, but i knows better. i put dat part in when i fixed im up after dat first scrap wid does scrawn pointy ears and does pinkies." Dok chopanblok to Big Mek Dattrukk.
Victories against:  2  2  1 1 1  2  3  1  2
Died havin fun wid: 3  2 1  4 2 2 2  5 1
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2013/10/03 06:34:19
Subject: Your last words
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*to a young child*
The monster under the bed! He... got...me....
*death*
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2013/10/03 07:10:43
Subject: Your last words
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Executing Exarch
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I can take him!
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/10/03 15:38:00
Subject: Your last words
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Time to fight fire with fire!
*Drops a lit match in a burning building*
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2013/10/05 02:03:49
Subject: Your last words
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Drakhun
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Well....... Bugger that.
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DS:90-S+G+++M++B-IPw40k03+D+A++/fWD-R++T(T)DM+
Warmachine MKIII record 39W/0D/6L
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2013/10/05 09:20:40
Subject: Your last words
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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feth this, I'm jumping, you're all idiots anyway!
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2013/10/05 15:03:19
Subject: Your last words
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
ERROR 223781: This user is currently at large and has no fixed position
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I don't believe in monsters!
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Long live the Chaos Space Marines!!!                 |
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2013/10/07 06:19:15
Subject: Your last words
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Me: Dude, this is GTA, the police aren't going to kill any of us!
Other guy: But... We left the house an hour ago!
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2013/10/07 07:09:08
Subject: Your last words
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2013/10/07 11:34:58
Subject: Your last words
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Krazed Killa Kan
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Ah! Finally!
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DR:80S---G+MB---I+Pw40k08#+D+A+/fWD???R+T(M)DM+
My P&M Log: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/433120.page
 Atma01 wrote:
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
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2013/10/07 14:12:02
Subject: Your last words
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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This is your fault!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/10/07 14:12:15
Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2013/10/07 22:01:34
Subject: Your last words
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky. Spread my wings and fly away, every ni......(hits the ground and the gathered crowd cheers the end of the terrible song)
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Come into my web, said the spider to the fly.
Come rest your wings, and let us talk eye to eye.
For I am a spider, and you are the fly. Now that you are here, let us sit, and say hi.
But I have have no morsel to share, nor anything to eat. But wait, what is that stickiness upon your feet.
Ah now I have you, now I can eat. Now I can enjoy you, or store you as meat.
For I am the spider, and you are the fly. How else could it have gone, between one such as you, and one such as I.
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2013/10/08 12:26:01
Subject: Your last words
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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I don't need wings, I have JESUS!!!
*please note, I am actually an atheist*
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2013/10/10 19:46:33
Subject: Your last words
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Does this look infected ?
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/10/10 22:28:59
Subject: Your last words
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
ERROR 223781: This user is currently at large and has no fixed position
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No the wound's not that bad. I'll be okay.
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Long live the Chaos Space Marines!!! |
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2013/10/11 07:10:15
Subject: Your last words
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Executing Exarch
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I ain't got time to bleed
Its only a flesh wound
Mother, is that you?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/10/11 07:11:55
Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/10/11 09:06:24
Subject: Your last words
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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I'll be fine, it's not like my kneecap is going to randomly become dislocated and leave me unable to move at a critical time!
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2013/10/11 21:32:51
Subject: Your last words
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Goodbye world! And goodnight....
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2013/10/11 21:33:00
Subject: Your last words
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Goodbye world! And goodnight....
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2013/10/11 21:52:21
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Martial Arts Fiday
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You're MARRIED !?!
##BLAM!##
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"Holy Sh*&, you've opened my eyes and changed my mind about this topic, thanks Dakka OT!"
-Nobody Ever
Proverbs 18:2
"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.
 warboss wrote:
GW didn't mean to hit your wallet and I know they love you, baby. I'm sure they won't do it again so it's ok to purchase and make up. 
Albatross wrote:I think SlaveToDorkness just became my new hero.
EmilCrane wrote:Finecast is the new Matt Ward.
Don't mess with the Blade and Bolter! |
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2013/10/16 01:50:56
Subject: Your last words
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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I wish...you made me a sandwich.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/10/16 07:03:08
Subject: Your last words
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Human Auxiliary to the Empire
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(shouts whilst being tortured)
"IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!!!"
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2013/10/16 14:15:13
Subject: Your last words
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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I didn't know I could do that with an axe...
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2013/10/16 15:42:50
Subject: Your last words
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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*Cough* I never saw Paris...oh wait I did.
Some day Jimmy, I'm going to jump that canyon. And todays that day.
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Come into my web, said the spider to the fly.
Come rest your wings, and let us talk eye to eye.
For I am a spider, and you are the fly. Now that you are here, let us sit, and say hi.
But I have have no morsel to share, nor anything to eat. But wait, what is that stickiness upon your feet.
Ah now I have you, now I can eat. Now I can enjoy you, or store you as meat.
For I am the spider, and you are the fly. How else could it have gone, between one such as you, and one such as I.
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2014/02/08 03:38:48
Subject: Your last words
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Hi I'm the new character in Eastenders.
Hey dude, I think that tiny glint in the sky is a drone.
Be fething real man, are you high!
It's ok I know exactly what to do. I'm a professional.
It's ok I know what to do. The guide says to stay completly still and not move a muscle.
But George...
Ber, ber, ber, not a muscle.
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Come into my web, said the spider to the fly.
Come rest your wings, and let us talk eye to eye.
For I am a spider, and you are the fly. Now that you are here, let us sit, and say hi.
But I have have no morsel to share, nor anything to eat. But wait, what is that stickiness upon your feet.
Ah now I have you, now I can eat. Now I can enjoy you, or store you as meat.
For I am the spider, and you are the fly. How else could it have gone, between one such as you, and one such as I.
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2014/02/08 03:42:20
Subject: Re:Your last words
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Morphing Obliterator
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I knew it!
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"I don't have a good feeling about this... Your mini looks like it has my mini's head on a stick..."
"From the immaterium to the Imperium, this is Radio Free Nostramo! Coming to you live from the Eye of Terror, this is your host, Captain Contagion, bringing you the latest Heretical hits!"
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2014/02/08 03:45:06
Subject: Your last words
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Heroic Senior Officer
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"Lets split up"
(when i say those words in a real situation I think i know the end is near)
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2014/02/09 17:21:44
Subject: Your last words
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
Bridgwater, somerset
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We can survive this, all we have to do is.......
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2014/02/09 20:27:03
Subject: Your last words
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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If I am to die now, you must remember one last thing:
"feth you, you have a terrible taste in music, and I've been waiting my entire life for a good chance to say it."
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2014/02/09 22:58:38
Subject: Your last words
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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I have been many places, and seen many things. I have been kind, comforting, and caring. But the opposite is also true of me. I have been many titles and many names, but none of them describe or define me, nor do they make me what or who I am, for only you can deside who you are.
Never forget who you are, nor should you pretend to be something that you are not. Stay true to your morals whatever they be, and never forget that it is family that is the most important in life. Be it a loved one. Your wife, or husband. Hold them close and tell them you love them at least once a day, for life is full of regret, and there is no need to add to it's baggage.
Live for the moment for the future IS now.
Themanwiththeplan
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Come into my web, said the spider to the fly.
Come rest your wings, and let us talk eye to eye.
For I am a spider, and you are the fly. Now that you are here, let us sit, and say hi.
But I have have no morsel to share, nor anything to eat. But wait, what is that stickiness upon your feet.
Ah now I have you, now I can eat. Now I can enjoy you, or store you as meat.
For I am the spider, and you are the fly. How else could it have gone, between one such as you, and one such as I.
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