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**Freddie Gibbs**

*Crazygit climbs out of the wreckage, since he teleported into the Thunderhawk to try and loot the cannon again, but now that it's crashed, he could easily loot the whole thing!*

Ah HAH! 'Dis is betta than oI THOD! Now ta get me boyz ta haul 'dese parts.

**Warboss Fleshbull**

big mek crazygit wrote:
*Crazygit climbs out of the wreckage, since he teleported into the Thunderhawk to try and loot the cannon again, but now that it's crashed, he could easily loot the whole thing!*

Ah HAH! 'Dis is betta than oI THOD! Now ta get me boyz ta haul 'dese parts.

OK! LETS GET ON DA LOOTIN' AND SHOOTIN'.

*The two orks drag the loot into the corner*…

**Ashiraya**

*At the exact same instant, the same identical Thunderhawk appears above their heads as Sharikh went back in time via Warp to grab it before its destruction and place it here. A small, white armoured shape with an axe is waving furiously down at Crazygit from the top of the hull, roaring something unintelligible.*

((TIME PARADOX.))

**Warboss Fleshbull**

OH GORK! WHADDA BLEEDIN' HELL IS THIS?!.

**Ashiraya**

*Charging Turbo-Laser Destructor.*

**thepowerfulwill**

*Having thrown the Walrus-Cat at the tyranid quite some time ago, oulls out second dagger as he falls from the crashing thunderhawk, and stab both of them into the hull to stop his desent*

OIL FOR THE OIL GOD!

*He begins to stab his way up to the top of the ship*

CARBURETORS FOR THE CARBURETORS THRONE!

*Atop the ship, calls out to the Tech-Inclined ork.*

MY AUXILIARY HAS FAILED ME! I NAME YOU THE NEW AUXILIARY, IF YOU CAN STOP THIS THING FROM CRASHING, YOU CAN KEEP THE LASER!

**Warboss Fleshbull**

OK DOKEY BOSS!.

*Pulls ship up after breaking multiple fingers, switches on automatic field, and saves the crew*

**Freddie Gibbs**

WHY'S DERE SO MUCH 'APPENIN'!? *he yells, as he immediately runs to the steery-compartment-fingy, smashes the head in of the pilot, and tries to pull the Thunderhawk up to not crash straight down.*
AN' OOVA ORK, GIT 'DAT MUREEN OFFA ME!

**Warboss Fleshbull**

ALRIGHT, CHOOPIN DA MAREENS…

*Smashes Marine on the head and throws him off the ship, impaling him on a spike*.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Warboss Fleshbull wrote:
NOOOOOOOO! NOW IMMA DA ONLY ORK IN HERE…

*Picks up the guardsman*

OI! PUNY HUMIE! I WANT TO EAT YOUR ARM.

*Simply looks up at the ork as he shakes off the landing, powerfist at the ready.*

Oh, you want to eat my arm do yah? Fine, EAT IT! *Powerfist Punch*

**alabamaheretic**

*THUNDEROUS STOMPS* YOU WILL ALL PERISH IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZZZZOOOR~!!!!!!

**thepowerfulwill**

AUXILIARIES! TITAN SPOTTED! EVASIVE MANEUVERS! CHARGE WHAT EVER WEAPONS WE HAVE! HURL THE INTERLOPER INTO IT'S BRIDGE! FOR THE GREATER GOOD! THE BLOOD GOD! AND THE WAAAAAH!

**alabamaheretic**

*is slightly confused by the weird tau thing takes aim at it*

**DropTroop61**

Grav-chutes onto the field

**alabamaheretic**

DID YOU SAY BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD CONFUSED TAU? *takes aim at the newly arrived drop troop*

**DropTroop61**

looks at the titan
"well then... compensating?"

**alabamaheretic**

YOUR JUST MAD THAT I"M SO AWESOME! *fires*

**DropTroop61**

"for the love of..."
Activates grav-chute, using its force to accelerate towards the titan, tossing a demo charge onto one of its legs...
"now then, don't do that again or I'll cut you off at the knee"

**thepowerfulwill**

*Is in a burning, chaos thunderhawk down to one engine, piloted by orks.*

THE MIGHTY KHORNE BRINGS ME MY STRENGTH! I HAVE NO CONFUSION! FOR THE GREATER BLOODSHED!

*Goes over to Warboss Fleshbull, hands him some diagrams for field modifications to the stormraven*

AUXILIARY FLESHBULL! HOW FAST CAN YOU MAKE THESE HAPPEN?

*Evil grin*

**Guardsmen Bob**

*After teaching that ork not to eat things that are still alive, Bob dusts himself off.*

"Let's see...the Thunderhawk I destroyed is back, crazy Titan on the loose, and chaos worshiping Tau. Hmm. Yeah, I'm outta here."

*Bob turns about, and walks into the sunset.*

**thepowerfulwill**

YOU! HUMAN! RETURN HERE AT ONCE! I STILL HAVE NOT FELT YOUR BLOOD!

...and you never apologized for wrecking my drone...

**Guardsmen Bob**

*Bob continues walks, and just extends the middle finger on his powerfist.*

Here's my apology.

**thepowerfulwill**

*Attempts to flip him off back, realizes he doesn't have a middle finger.*

**thepowerfulwill**

*ReleasesHIDEOUS REMARKS BEST NOT HEARD MY HUMAN EARS WHILE MANGLING TWO NEARBY CULTISTS*

*stormraven interior is now covered in cultist chunks.*

**Ashiraya**

*The Thunderhawk ceases to hover above, leaving its more ill-fated twin to the greenskins and returns to the ship in orbit.

Up there, the entire Glacier Serpents leadership is having a jolly good time watching the hilarities below, especially the fate of the previous Thunderhawk.*

**Freddie Gibbs**

*But in reality, even if the Thunderhawk piloted by Crazygit seems flying, he really is trying to make it fly back to his camp, but he's having a few difficulties.*
ZodzodzodzogzodzoGOGOG, QWIT STEERIN' DOWN, YA DUMB JET!

**Ashiraya**

((Wait... I am confused now. Which of the two Thunderhawks are doing what? O.o))

**the shrouded lord**

one is in space and an ork stole the other.

**Freddie Gibbs**

(I originally thought the first Thunderhawk crashed into the ground, but since it apparently still was in the air, my Mek simply took control of it, and somehow, it still flies (albeit towards the ground, but still).

And that same Thunderhawk's most likely gonna crash at an Ork camp, but with the guys still in it insisting on shooting the guns at the Titan, he needs to think of a way to get them out (which might be harder than it sounds.

))

**the shrouded lord**

*morphs into a tyrant guard*
lets have some fun.
*looks around at the few remaining skeletons, swatting at the remnents of the ripper swarm.
looks at the thunderhawk, and sees it is heading to an ork camp.
finally, sees titan*
fun.