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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/28 16:21:25
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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You receive Gandalf the Grey
I insert the blood of a tree ent (or is it sap)
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures... 
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/28 18:20:04
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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You get Canada.
I insert Naquadah.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/28 18:22:44
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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You receive a Stargate DVD.
I insert a Vera Bradley lunch bag.
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/28 18:45:59
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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You recieve a hulk hogan lunch box
I insert hulk hogan
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures... 
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/28 20:12:26
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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You get a Stompa.
I insert an old Rogue Trader marine.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/28 20:56:14
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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You get a skimmer made from an old deodorant stick.
I insert a llama plushie.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/01 02:06:17
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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You receive an old dog's chew toy.
I insert NES Castlevania II
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/01 09:14:54
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get sore thumbs.
I insert Shadowgate.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/01 12:15:33
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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You receive spooky scary skeletons
I insert 420 MLG Montages (best youtube channel ever)
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures... 
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/01 12:19:41
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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You receive an over the top pokemon card opening.
I insert a political argument on the internet
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/01 13:09:00
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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you receive a fedora.
I insert a revolver.
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*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/01 13:49:38
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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You get the English police force.
I insert my new avatar.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/01 19:35:35
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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You receive yet another llama
I insert a postcard from 1910 Britain
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures... 
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/01 22:09:43
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a nanny.
I insert a bag of sand.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/02 03:59:15
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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You receive a mealie bag and colour sgt. Bourne.
I insert pointy sticks
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/02 04:01:31
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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You get a humongous game loss.
I insert a banjo
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/02 10:55:23
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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You get a time-paradox duplicate.
I insert the fing-longer.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/02 12:09:41
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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I don't know exactly what you get but I don't like it.
I insert a Jewish National Socialist, A World Eater who tries to avoid violence, a Vegetarian who respects people who eat meat, A thin American who isn't a Celeb and an Eldar who isn't an arrogant arsehole.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/02 12:45:48
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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you get imagination.
I insert the quote in my sig.
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*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/02 16:02:53
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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You receive a bunch of malarkey.
I insert a dead llama carrying an MP5.
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/02 18:37:50
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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You receive Sweden
I insert Matthew
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures... 
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/02 18:42:18
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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You receive alpaca
I insert Alcohol
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Unit1126PLL wrote: Scott-S6 wrote:And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.
Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/02 20:59:21
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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You receive epic poker night with CREEEEEEED, Snurl, HappyJew and JamesGang.
I insert THE ACE OF SPADES!
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/02 22:02:22
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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You receive a helmet from a 50s war film
I insert Nelson's lost eye
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures... 
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/02 22:09:03
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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You receive the Eye of Vecna.
I insert the Hand of Vecna.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/02 23:06:08
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Regular Dakkanaut
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You get OJ Simpson's glove.
I insert a pre-heresy Night Lords powerfist.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/02 23:51:25
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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You receive Dracula's nail and ring.... You know.... Body parts
I insert standardized tests and the bull that goes with it.
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/03 09:17:46
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get Common Core.
I insert a Lemon wedge.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/03 11:00:55
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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You get combustible lemons that burn your house down. I insert an Aperture Science Portable Quantum Tunneling Device.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/03/03 20:30:47
Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/03 13:53:08
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a portble hole.
I insert the TV remote.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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