40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive hours of searching

I insert that crack in the sofa

**JamesGang**

You get MST3k

I insert moar bacon

**Happyjew**

You receive a note saying that the machine will no longer accept bacon.

I insert my portable hole, however it is filled with beer.

**JamesGang**

You receive a llama's dirt button.

I insert the aforementioned note on bacon

**Matthew**

You get a llama.

I insert a gun.

**Happyjew**

You get a llama that "accidentally" shot itself. Silly llama, guns are for humans.

I insert a plate of llama burgers.

**sing your life**

You get Charles Darwin.

I insert a bag of Elf gak.

**JamesGang**

You receive three bat teeth and a blackened gypsy eye.

I insert a goldfish.

**snurl**

You get a Koi.

I insert dental floss.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive an annoyance

I insert moar bacon (I don't eat it, you guys have it)

**JamesGang**

You receive a fish slap for entering more bacon and a note to collect 200 quid from the next poster from Sweden.

I insert a broken bottle

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive Scotland

I insert a deep fried Mars bar, with "Product of Scotland" stamped on it in big capitol letters.

**JamesGang**

You receive William Wallace and he's not happy with you.

I insert One Eyed Willy.

**snurl**

You get a Goonie.

I insert the map room.

**Happyjew**

You get back a drawing of a dungeon. It has a 10' x 10' room with a treasure chest guarded by a full grown dragon.

I insert a Mimic.

**the shrouded lord**

you receive the movie, mimic.
I insert large quantities of fire.

**JamesGang**

You receive Chuck Norris.

I insert Spaceball One

**Matthew**

You get Star Wars.

I insert Jazz

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive the blues

I insert an emo

**Happyjew**

You receive a Goth.

I insert a stupid wannabe Vamp kid.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive sunlight

I insert rainbows

**Happyjew**

You receive skittles.

I insert Jazz Hands.

**the shrouded lord**

you receive michael jackson.
I insert captain jack sparrow.

**Happyjew**

You receive rum. Lots and lots of Rum.

I insert Coca-Cola from the factory down the road.

**JamesGang**

You receive a fish slap and the start of the Cola Wars.

I insert a broken tooth.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive teeth whitener

I insert mouthwash

**JamesGang**

You receive antiseptic llama saliva.

I insert a gold tooth

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive an invoice

I insert a receipt

**the shrouded lord**

you receive half of a lettuce.
I insert a chainsaw.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a chainsword

I insert a chainaxe