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[Sits up at the loud explosion] -!
[Kimmy drops off WK, runs to BC, and closes eyes in concentration]
Shouldn't you be in bed- [Sparks out asleep]

[Kimmy tidied up crayons and heads to own bedroom]

*leaves the bunker and drags BC over to a couch*
There, much better.
*walks into the kitchen and begins boiling some water*

...Goddammit.
*Drags the couch into the newly blank white room*
*Drones begin painting "Happy Birthday!" on everything in the white room*
*Beeping noise*
Cake's done!

[Attempts to bite WK and then Verviedi on the arm whilst sleeping] [Grumbles]

*pulls the cake out and puts it on a cooling rack to dry*
*puts some pasta in the now boiling water*
Oh, hi there! I'm back! I had a minor case of demonic possession, but I'm alright now! Only side effect of the exorcism is now I constantly feel super, super happy! My face is starting to hurt from smiling so much!

...Ok, you are now banned from eating the chocolate cake with the pink frosting. I don't want to be responsible for the synapses in your brain responsible for pleasure actually exploding like little meat firecrackers.
*Puts a new cake in*
That would be the sixth chocolate one... So I just need one vanilla, and the meatcake.

Of course! Having my brain explode would be a minor inconvenience to my plan to somehow survive being a Guardsman and eventually have a family! My brain exploding would somewhat impede my plan, but I'm sure I would find a way around it! Alright, back to cake making, BC needs to have some great cakes for his party!
*hands Verviedi a recipe for red velvet cake*

*walks over to WK*

Hmm, are you sure everything is fine?

*prods him with a club while walking around him*

Of course everything is fine! This never ending optimism is the one major side effect of the exorcism! That and the fact that my face hurts from smiling so much!
*ignores the fact that he's being prodded by a club*
I'm sorry if I tried to hit you with something while I was possessed, demons tend to be a bit aggressive!
*goes back to mixing the cake*

This seems... off. Who gave you the exorcism?

[Daemonette emerges from butter tank and looks at the cakes in mild confusion before looking around for BC]

Oh, I think it was Uriah Jacobus or something like that. Nice fellow, if a bit of a zealot, he briefly tried to set me on fire before he decided to exorcise me instead. He said he was on the way to meet Maria, you know, the Sister who's actual sister I dated back in the Schola. I still don't think she's forgiven me for that!
*shrugs cheerfully*

*Begins rapidly cooking the red velvet cake*
Em, this is a surprise, could you just-
*Whispers in daemonette's ear*

[Daemonette nests in bed next to BC and pets his head gently]

... [Starts snoring quietly]

[Daemonette gives thumbs up to nearest security camera, despite never having been told where it was]

*Quickly lures Kimmy into a different room and locks the door while humming the "Happy Birthday" song*
Oh, red velvet, yes. Right. That one goes in the middle...
*Begins setting tables*

*lazily walks out tank and makes tea*

Hears name mentioned, who was that? *yawns and goes back to making tea*

Jacobus, great priest, worked with him alot back few years ago.

Wait....
Marla, sister. Oh its the guardsman that got me trapped here. *depressed sigh*. Thanks for that *sarcasam*

[Wakes up, and looks around in confusion] ..Am I dead? Why is everything white and daubed in paint- [Reads signs]
"Haqqy dirthbay BC!" [Tilts head] ...? Oh!

That's so sweet, in an odd, abduction sort of way.

[Daemonette wakes up and pulls duvet over BC's head in an attempt to keep him sleeping] Gettoff you daft thing.

*places a tray of cookies, tea, and a little gingerbread commiaar near the hatch*

(Thinks to self, only took 2 attempts to make it not charred )

Least he,s nicer than that guardsman....

[Escapes looking very ruffled, and collects tea and biscuit] Thank you!

[Sits on sofa] Why she's so determined to keep me in there, I'm really not sure. For once it's not anything ... you know.

[Notices WK] Oh hey, welcome back. Cookie? [Holds up plate]

*Runs back into room just in time for BC*
Oh, thank goodness. She kept you occupied.
*Notices brutal mispellings on the wall*
...Today I learned drones cannot spell. Oh well, I suppose it's somewhat cute.
Anyway. Happy birthday!

Thanks!
*takes the cookie*

Thank you! [Holds up tea]
...Occupied? She just kept pulling the duvet over my head and tickling me. Which is fine, if not a little odd.

*rummages around in rucksack*
Here. I got you this!
*hands B.C a wrapped gift*

[Confused] Thank you! [Looks around] I'm... not used to this.

[Carefully puts it on the table] That's an interesting paper. [Squints] Is that a survey map?

*checks post*

found it, among a pile of parcels for me, *hands parcel* replacement tank blanket, towel set and rug set in custom tank designs.

A few words, a flamer and a nice chat made the manager get me next day delivery

*looks at parcels*

finaly, my blanket order arrived

I don't even know BC! I found it after that nice priest exorcised me and I thought it would work nicely as wrapping paper! My face STILL hurts from smiling so much!

*Disappears and returns bearing the rest of the gifts*
Right then. After this is done, it's cake time. And food time. Cake is food, no difference. WK, you're banned from eating the chocolate cake with the pink frosting.

Oh you're no fun Verviedi! It's just cake, it won't kill me!
*pats Verviedi on the head*

[Looks concerned] Maybe we should let Kimmy take a look and see if she can halt the smiling... [Calls for her]

[Somewhat overawed by the gifts] Is there a correct time to open these?

*looks at room*

So much cake, *eyes widen* never seen so many cakes.