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**Co'tor Shas**

Let's see...

for BlackJack,
*hands him a metal container with ribbon around it*
Mono-molecular edge, darkened blade and furnishings for stealth, comfort grip built for kroot hands. Also comes with cleaning and repair kit, should they ever be damaged.

OOC: internet randomly went down. The blessings of Verizon.

Now I try and have to remember what I was going to "give"

**War Kitten**

*hands Co'tor a bunch of drone parts*
Your order came in at OrkMart, figured you'd want these...
*continues unloading groceries*

**Buttery Commissar**

Thanks blackjack. [Grins] I'm honoured, it's very impressive. Do Kroot often stab humans in the back? [Flips it on]

[Slowly approaches space wolf gift] Anyone want to give me a hand with this? I'm a little worried about the size.

**jhe90**

*grabs asprin and tanks wk*

That's generous, wait its wrapped in animal skins ....

*grabs combat knife off table and hands to BC*
That, you might need that to open it

**2BlackJack1**

*takes the container and looks excited*

My thanks, Co'tor. I love it

*turns to BC*

Some Kroot aren't as cheery or enjoyable as my pack. They are forced to live lives as fugitives, and would double cross their own kind. Surely the prospect isn't entirely alien to you?

**War Kitten**

Anyone care to take the groceries that I picked up for them?
*points to where the groceries have all been sorted*

**Buttery Commissar**

Cheers, fella. [Picks up smokes, and puts lemonade on table]

[Starts carefully freeing the furs from the parcel and placing them to one side for the Kroot and space wolves]

It's... A crate. [Levers the top off entirely with a crowbar and looks inside] Oh good-God Emperor. [Rapidly steps backward]

**jhe90**

Sounds about right b2j. Half our job was killing fellow humans

*looks at BC*
Open it then, im intrigued by that box now

What is it?

**War Kitten**

*looks irritated*
Get groceries for your friends and none of them appreciate it.

**jhe90**

*turns to wk *

Blame that box, he left us on a cliff hanger.

**2BlackJack1**

*is seen grilling the unidentified meat*

Last time someone gave me an unidentified edible item, we were 99% sure it had urine in it. But I think I can trust this. I don't smell anything wrong with it

**War Kitten**

I got it from the section of food catered to Kroot. I'm assuming it will offer you some benefits.
*shrugs*
There's also some charred ork if you want any.

**2BlackJack1**

I'll take them, please and thank you. You'd be surprised at how many different ways you can fry an ork.

**jhe90**

*smells meat from sofa*

Smells like grox steak.

How can you eat ork, there a giant agressive fungus....

**2BlackJack1**

Some add some salt. Others throw in actual vegetables into the mix, to vary the flavor.

**War Kitten**

*begins dragging Ork corpses over to 2BJ1's grill*
They're already a bit charred from the Heavy Flamer, just be careful so they don't overcook

**2BlackJack1**

*nods thanks to WK*

I can just cut off the burned bits, and cook up the more raw parts.

*sighs*

I should've ordered a bigger grill, this wasn't made for nobz.

**Buttery Commissar**

It appears to be a bound and gagged inquisitor, or the remains of one. [Looks into box] It seems there's also a cyber-wolf pup in here. I don't know if it crept in, or the inquisitor was food for the puppy. [Pets it's ears]

[Reads tag on box] This is in Fenrisian runes, so I'm no wiser either.

**War Kitten**

Oh! That reminds me.
*begins unhooking a large grill from the top of the Salamander*

**jhe90**

*looks at orks*
Umm ones nearly a warboss...

You might need a very big grill.

*looks at tag*
I only read extremely basic runes, it seems it was packed as a edible chew toy....

Cute puppy though

**Verviedi**

Speaking of food...
*Enormous spotlights flicker to life over each cake*
Food time!

**Buttery Commissar**

...How big do these things grow?

[Puts bowl of water down for pup and closes lid] We'll have to see if the Kroot can make you a pen. They had experience with Knarlocs, they can't be much worse than wolves.

[Follows Verviedi to tables] Crikey. Um, what are they, and which would you recommend? [Dazed]

**jhe90**

*looks at cake*
Ooh! So many cakes, wait how many cakes?

*looks at bc*
Oh, umm anything from wolf to a small horse, very rarely, about size of a small apc .... But thunder wolves are very rare, there puppies are considered highly honoured gifts.

**Buttery Commissar**

[Alarmed] I may need to find a trainer, or a local pack...

[Bewildered by cake] I'm not good with choices.

**2BlackJack1**

Need a pen? I'm on it!

*rushes off to a war sphere and returns moments later with a mob of excited Kroot carrying various tools and building materials*

Where do you want it?

**War Kitten**

*sets the grill down next to 2BJ1*
Rated for up to Warboss sized creatures.
*to BC*
Some of those Wolves can grow big enough for a Space Marine to ride on.

**2BlackJack1**

Hmm, ork runt herders could take care of it. I could try to tame it, but I can't tame the more ferocious creatures very easily.

Poor mailman. I didn't think the knarlocs could reach that far...

*sees the grill*

It's perfect! Now those nobz won't be a nuisance.

**jhe90**

Far as I know you never fully tame them, there always abit wild.

*pets puppy*
It's so cute now, be a great guard for Kimmy when it's 6 feet at the shoulder!

**Verviedi**

Well, I think you may be able to tolerate the chocolate cake with the pink frosting more than anyone else here. Red velvet is pretty good, and of course my triple dark chocolate mousse cake is always great.
*Gestures to the selected cakes*
Meat and such are on the long table near the end.
...36 cakes, by the way.
Six times six. BC knows why.

**jhe90**

*wanders over and starts sampling cakes*

So much cake...

*looks over at wolf crate*
(Hmm I might ask the spacewolf for one)