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**Buttery Commissar**

[Kimmy deals a hand of cards to the puppy and stares expectantly at WK]

**2BlackJack1**

*is standing next to a cluster of dead orks, surrounded by Kroot*

This is paradise!

*cuts an ork's arm off and waves it happily into the air*

I love Emperor's Day! A grill, a brand new blade, and countless piles of meat, what more could I ask for?

**Verviedi**

Em, do you happen to be immune to nuclear fallout? I don't want you getting cancer. The cure for cancer is a whole 20 Imperial, you know. That will come out of your birthday fund.

**2BlackJack1**

*frowns*

I ate part of the commisar's original body after Frank stuck a needle full of FEV virus into him, and destroyed it with radiation. How much different is this radiation?

**Verviedi**

Well, I detonated a high-yield nuclear warhead there about five minutes ago. The amount of nuclear radiation in the area is enough to kill in ten minutes. I'd advise getting inside if you haven't adapted to extreme doses of radiation.

**War Kitten**

*Kimmy and the Puppy are now both wearing Fedoras and suits*
What did I get myself into?
*accepts a hand of cards and the game restarts*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Butter tank closes hatches and seals vents]
[Muffled sounds of confusion from inside] [Shortly replaced by muffled sounds of having entirely too good a time]

[Tank starts playing quiet jazz to cover sounds]

**2BlackJack1**

*sighs before having the Kroot drag as many ork bodies inside as they can*

I'm not leaving without some of my kills.

**War Kitten**

*walks out of the bunker looking despondent*
Well, Kimmy and the Pup are alright. But they are WAY too good at cards. That little girl just took all of my money, all 20 credits of it, us Guardsmen don't get paid all that much...

**Buttery Commissar**

[Kimmy floats the credits back to WK as holds up the cards again, this time also holding a jar of candies]
[The puppy grumbles and looks disapproving]

**Verviedi**

...Is Kimmy wearing a fedora again?
*Begins assembling a Candlemas tree*

OOC: BC's partner was Contessa is now what I believe.

**Buttery Commissar**

Ooc: I'm afraid I do t know who/what that is.

**Verviedi**

OOC: The most BALANCED superpower ever. The ability to see the path to victory in any situation. Basically bs like baking the world's best pizza while walking through a crowd of swarming insects while not being bitten.
And she wears a suit and fedora.
From an amazing story called Worm.
https://parahumans.wordpress.com

**Buttery Commissar**

Ooc: Ha, that sounds very interesting indeed.
I do have a vague idea for the mother, but probably it's not something fun to explore in great detail.

**jhe90**

*drives back in*

Good job this tank is shielded vs wmd, filtered and I'm wearing power armour, its like some one let off a nuke.

Who even makes them now?

*parks neatly near butter tank and goes for more cake*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Tank unseals and opens hatches]

[Steps out sipping tea] Merry Christmas, everyone.

[Pulls small wheeled roller trolley with gifts on, and puts it by the tree for everyone] Go nuts.
I'd have tried to carry them, but some are fairly delicate, and my back hurts this morning. [Looks sheepish]

**jhe90**

*perks up from cake coma*

Gifts, oooh, *feels tight*
Oh too much cake....

**Verviedi**

Here, need me to help carry?
*Begins placing yet more gifts in shiny, white and silver wrapping paper under the tree*

**jhe90**

Oh yeah, gifts....

*goes to tank and collects a small pile of gifts wrapped in neatly tied bows and hand made labels *

*places under tree*

**Co'tor Shas**

Ah, Vervi!

Your present should arrive shortly. It's the new 'Ghostkeel' suit. I did some minor alterations, beefed up it's power source so it's stealth field is a bit more powerful, and switched out it's shoulder mounted weapons for belt-fed rail rifles. It's linked to your bio-metrics for security reasons as well.

**Buttery Commissar**

[Curls up on sofa with new blanket and oversized mug of tea] [Happily watches proceedings] Unrelated to yesterday, I'm feeling a bit fragile. [Dived onto by Kimmy and puppy] Oh god~emperor. [Pained smile]

**Verviedi**

Thank you! Your present is under there somewhere, using my standard wrapping paper. I obtained that paper from an Ordo Chronos facility, no idea why they had it!

**Buttery Commissar**

[Waves arm from under pile of child and dog] Yours is the stripey one in two parcels, V.
Co'tor, yours is the one Kimmy drew fishes and sharks onto. I'm pretty sure she knows you're not a fish, but seems to think you live underwater.

**2BlackJack1**

*is pan frying strips of orks as bacon*

Got breakfast coming soon. My gifts should be under tree as well.

**Co'tor Shas**

And where did that Sister go..

Ah!

*hands jhe a bulky package*

Miniaturized plasma flamer.

**jhe90**

*looks at gift*

Thankyou, points to gift under tree, its only small but I got you a micro digital volkite ring.

I checked sizes before I got it.

*sits in corner made if pillows in comfey armoured robes doing a Christmas soduku book*
Too much cake.....

**War Kitten**

*gets slowly out of bed shaking*
I just had the weirdest nightmare that the DE were going to come after me again, it was completely terrifying.
*Venom darts by outside*

OOC;
Had a decent 40k haul at Xmas. Got the Wych Cult Shardstorm plus the DE codex and a box of Sternguard. Not bad at all.

**Verviedi**

OOC: I got some Skitarii, a Stormsurge, moar Crisis, and ordered Fallout 4, a Riptide, and a Broadside.

**jhe90**

Ooc.
Cash mostly and some chaos termies.

**War Kitten**

OOC: I plan on picking up the BaC box set in few days. Got enough cash and store credit at my FLGS that I can finally afford it.