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**jhe90**

*looks up*

Just saying. Id rather you not be killed by vengeful inquisitors and bounty hunters.
You seem a good kroot.

Yu might want to check one here *hands map* they seem to have regressd into clawed, savage cannibals. They may need a shaper or culling.

*goes back to book*

**War Kitten**

*begins building fortifications around the Room*

**jhe90**

*shouts to wk*

Umm, seeing as most threats come through ceeling, might want to reinforce it. Or at least fill drop pod holes.

**Buttery Commissar**

[Wakes up] [Rolls out of bed and wanders to bathroom entirely unhindered]
[Long whistle] ...It comes out blue, orange and purple in alternating colours. Maybe it was the cleaning fluid after all?

[Sound of shower running] [Quiet singing of hymns]

**War Kitten**

*sneaks into the bathroom and flushes the toilet*
*darts back out of the bathroom*
Heheheh

**Buttery Commissar**

[Calls out] That rather hinged on this shower being dependant on hot water.
[Strolls out in a towel and sits on bed to get dressed] We were brought up in the Commissariat on cold showers to keep the mind pure. You should try it some time. [Meaningful look]

**jhe90**

*calls back* there's something to be said for being warm, and given power armour is insulated and heated, any effects last minimal time.

This design is void rated, rather cosy.

**Buttery Commissar**

If the emperor had meant us to be snuggly, he'd have given us fur. [Stretches]

And I didn't mean your mind, sister, which I'm sure is as devout and puritanical as they come. I meant that grubby one. [Points at WK]

**jhe90**

*looks at bc*
They would not have inbuilt heating in armour default set at a fairly warm level if they dis not believe it was right.

Also cooling in hot climates. Designed to maintain optimal operating conditions. Humans work best slightly warmer.

**War Kitten**

*looks completely innocent*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Smiles] The guard is not afforded luxurious Ecclesiarchy budget, Sister. Our comfort is not regarded as necessary.
Priority, as you've seen, is something along the lines of: Can we kill it? Can we kill it affordably? And lastly, how long can we survive without being fed, heated or supplied with air?

[Stares at wall briefly] I'm fairly certain that Administratum make Chenkov and I look reasonable.

**wargamesaremylife**

FREEZE!!!!!!

literally

**KaptinBadrukk**

wargamesaremylife wrote:
FREEZE!!!!!!

literally

OOC: Welcome to the Avatar Room.

**War Kitten**

*throws a grenade at War*

**2BlackJack1**

*takes the map and nods thanks to Jhe*

I'm actually thinking of ways to make my mercenary band a bit more versatile. Perhaps these Kroot can give me the muscle I am looking for. If not they are too far gone, then it is my duty to end their suffering.

*grabs rifle and whistles over to several Kroot, and explains the situation to them*

Alright, we should be back before sundown. With any luxk, my party will be much larger coming back than leaving.

**jhe90**

We are not that....*remembers*
We do run a slightly larger budget than the guard, though from the look of officers mess the alcohol and cigar budget is quite generous however.

Fine yes we have fairly good budgets but we also do not get same massive level of tithes you get issued.

oh a bounty hunter, another one, are you here for anyone?
*looks to war*. *discreetly places hand near bolt pistol*

**2BlackJack1**

*while putting supplies onto a Krootox*

I believe I'm still receiving payments for my services to the Imperium. The precious bureaucracy hasn't ended that yet. It's what let me have so many war spheres, they normally are beyond what any Kroot can afford.

*walks to the front of the Kroot war party*

I will be back soon. Farewell for now.

**jhe90**

*waves war party off*

Yeah, it is odd, they can track some things to minutia yet barely be able to work out which planet is which at others.

Good hunting kroot.

**War Kitten**

*waves goodbye to 2BJ1*
HAPPY HUNTING!

**Buttery Commissar**

[Flips open data pad] That's because it was signed off by ... Oh. [Closes pad]
Yeah, that's a bit embarrassing, we accidentally blasted one of our own to hell and back, so now he's pretty much allowed to sign off on funding things and we don't question it.

I'd call it a perk, but it wasn't even the first time we did it to him.

Ours is a subtle and varied system. [Rolls eyes]

**2BlackJack1**

[Meanwhile, near the mouth of a large cave]

I think this should be the place. Not many other caves in this part of the mountains.

*hears a roar from inside, followed by the sounds of bones breaking*

Definitely the place. Onwards, then?

*cautiously takes a step inside, while loosening his knife from its scabbard*

**jhe90**

*looks up from books*

Oh yeah I checked the room accounts, we in fact own a battle titan, 3 hive cities and a starship.

Where did they go?

And why did we not use the titan more often?

Lastly, I managed to class you all as tithe deductable expenses, and get you all a 376.45 credit refund.
Though given I mail and such, this years refund will arrive and cache in about a decade, that was fast track too.

**Buttery Commissar**

[Bewildered] The imperium hasn't noticed a missing titan?

**War Kitten**

Don't act so surprised commissar

**Buttery Commissar**

I'm not surprised, so much as despairing. [Sighs and sits on armchair]
Oh, right, I was supposed to be charging and hanging someone today. [Snaps fingers]

[Stands up and calls some troopers over to discuss setting up a gallows]

**2BlackJack1**

[Still in the cave]

Hmm, I do not think this will work out well. They seek to be too far gone in their taboo ways.

*one feral Kroot leaps onto a Kroothound, and starts clawing and biting at it*

Down, you be'gel!

*swings a club onto the Kroot's head, sending it sprawling off of the kroothound*

Now, does anyone want to join me, or will this be a Hunt of Cleansing?

**Buttery Commissar**

[Whistles and starts filling out paperwork]
[Finishes and walks into butter tank and pulls out BC] Come here, I need you for this.

**Verviedi**

...What are you doing?
Benny? Are you alright?

**War Kitten**

Is no one going to do anything about the bounty hunter that just showed up?
*points to War*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Walks out of room with BC] [Returns carrying a dead inquisitor stuffed into an old commissar uniform between them] Ugh..

[Dumps corpse by barracks] I'm afraid we're going to need your hat.
[BC shakes head]
You'll get it back!
[BC shakes head]
Oh for- [Throws up hands in frustration]