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2012/09/11 12:58:25
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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DAMN IPOD AUTO-SPELLCHECK
Granted. Then she kills you for wishing which is witchcraft.
I wish I was tzeentch.
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2012/09/11 12:58:28
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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EWWWWW.......
Slaanesh is gonna get some of that.
I wish I was an arch confessor.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/11 12:59:23
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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What?
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2012/09/11 13:00:39
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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I think we made too many wishes at the same time 
Confusion, confusion everywhere
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What I have
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 ~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/09/11 13:02:01
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Lets just leave off with the archo confessor wish.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/11 13:02:47
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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Good idea
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2012/09/11 13:04:38
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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I wish for the previous posters to have made wishes.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/09/11 13:05:04
I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/11 14:16:54
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted.
Everyone winds up with something gnawing off half of their face in one matter or another.
I wish wishers would wish wisely.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2012/09/11 15:26:15
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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 snurl wrote:Granted.
Everyone winds up with something gnawing off half of their face in one matter or another.
I wish wishers would wish wisely.
Granted. The thread becomes very boring, and no one wants to play anymore. The thread dies.
I wish god was one of us. (A cookie for anyone who gets that reference)
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What I have
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~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/09/11 18:08:19
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, its me. You're all going to Hell.
I wish for a new Jaguar.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/09/11 18:11:45
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Granted. It eats your face.
I wish I had $10000 worth of WH40k stuff, of my choice.
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/09/11 18:14:46
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, you choose $10,000 worth of Grots. Which happens to be 6,250 Grots and 625 Runtherds.
I wish for a Pug.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/09/11 18:17:38
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. But it soon loses control of its hind legs, and you have to get it that one wheel-chair thingy for dogs.
I wish I had Terminator armor.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/09/11 18:19:31
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, here's a box of assault terminators.
I wish I had a nice big pile of Runts.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/09/11 20:34:39
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Granted a bunch of marines jump on you.
I wish someone would buy my fracking skaven army.
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8000 Dark Angels  (No primaris)
10000 Lizardmen  (Fantasy I miss you)
3000 High Elves 
4000 Kel'shan Ta'u 
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -Douglas Adams |
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2012/09/11 20:36:53
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, but only after you have lowered the price to $1.
I wish I was said buyer at $1.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/09/11 20:42:35
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Granted after I beat you with dual wielded dread socks
(however if you pm we we may be able to work out an arrangement)
I wish for my wishes to grant me more wishes when i wish.
signed xzibit
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8000 Dark Angels (No primaris)
10000 Lizardmen (Fantasy I miss you)
3000 High Elves
4000 Kel'shan Ta'u
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -Douglas Adams |
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2012/09/11 20:51:45
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, but all your wishes are for frozen lard on a stick.
I wish I had a flamethrower.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/09/11 22:43:37
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. But you have no fuel.
I wish I had a real Power Sword
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/09/11 22:46:19
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, but its sheathed in your guts.
I wish for an Arc Welder.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/09/11 22:55:59
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. It overheats and melts in your hand.
I wish to NOT be impaled by a Power Sword.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/09/11 22:56:31
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - it explodes in your face.
I wish I had a copy of the Necronomicon.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/12 01:02:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. You start to read one of its spells, but then you sneeze. Two giant, deformed hands emerge from the book and drag you inside.
I wish I had angel wings.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/09/12 02:30:50
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You die. As an entity you must help a neckbeard realize how his life has affected others before he commits suicide. Eventually a bell rings, and you get your wings. Good luck.
I wish life was more like the movies.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/09/12 02:38:20
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
Some Throne-Forsaken Battlefield on the other side of the Galaxy
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Granted. Life for people in real life is now much more lke life for people in the Terminator universe.
I wish power weapons worked like they did in 5th ed.
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2012/09/12 09:02:44
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. But one day, a psychic shockwave plunges your house into chaos. A few days later your house emerges unharmed. You later find that all of your models that were previously armed with power weapons are broken.
You attempt to fix them. They break again. You try to buy new minis with power weapons. They break again. It is a curse!!!
I wish I knew when Dakka Dakka was established.
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2012/09/12 11:17:59
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted. Its on the site somewhere, or you can just ask yakface.
I wish SoB could be battle brothers with more than just IG. And no, that does not include any forces of chaos, the orks, or tyranids.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/09/12 11:18:27
My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/12 12:45:46
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. They can now be allied with rival SOB chapters too. And any Necromunda gang or FOW company.
I wish for more tanks.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/09/12 12:46:34
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Knight of the Inner Circle
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Granted the tanks all run out of fuel and the closest fuel depot is 10 miles away
I wish the world looked like anime and all of the over expression it brings 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/09/12 12:47:04
6000 points 
 4000 points 
Empire 5500 Points
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2012/09/12 12:50:52
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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 riverhawks32 wrote:Granted the tanks all run out of fuel and the closest fuel depot is 10 miles away
I wish the world looked like anime and all of the over expression it brings
Granted. All the women now look like 12 year girls. This results in several horrible complications.
I wish GW would hurry up and redo all the codices for 6th ed already.
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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