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*looks at him*
Some loon whackes him over the head and then tried to burn down the medical tend with him in it....


Oh petrol you say. They used petrol...

[Looks confused] Why would anyone do that?

[Sniffs] Smells like petrol. [Sniffs front of jacket] So do I, weirdly. [Looks alarmed]

*looks suspiciously *

Hmm, what is your therapist doing to you. Your trying to kill wk!

What? That doesn't sound like something I'd do. [Shakes head]

[Sees WK twitch] We need to reduce the swelling, and stop the bleeding. It's not my area, though.

*summons Maria who joins and nudges bc out thee way*

Don't worry, we got this

[Nods and shuffles out of the way] [Heads into kitchen and wanders out again with a bucket of various bottles and some rags, before disappearing behind barracks]

Ummmm *Maria I've got this now just got to bandage up the wounds etc, go keep a eye on bc, making incendiary weapons.....

*maria goes to keep a eye on bc...*

Why are you making a incendry weapon bc. Rags, flammable materials, basic flames 101.

*mutters something*

What was that again
*adds last few knots to bandage*

Done, just take it easy... That's a order.
Your lucky, that was a bad knock to head

*looks relieved *
That was too close.

*sits up slowly*
Anyone get the hull number of the Chimera that hit me?

[Looks up] ..? [Points to wall] Cleaning. [Large bloodstain splashed across wall] Fifth one this week. Funny thing is, we're missing guardsmen as well.
[Slight facial twitch]

I'm going to go have a "chat" with this therapist of yours.
*loads Lasgun and begins walking off*

..? Which one? [Finishes cleaning and heads after WK] [Whistles quietly]

All of them.
*walks into the Therapist's office and locks the door behind him*
*screaming comes from the office*

[Pulls on door and panics] That isn't where I go for therapy!

[Holds up damp beermat with an address on it]

*walks out*
Good thing that office was full of Orks.
*takes the beermat and walks off again*

...What's your therapist's name? Is he wearing a standard Adeptus Biologis mental associate uniform?

She sort of wears a hood, and I take the meds, and then we sit in a dark room and work on my issues... I'm not even sure it's the same person every time.

...

But I do feel better after. [Nods] [Stares at WK's back with a strange expression]

*Reaches forward and draws a small amount of blood from BC's arm*
Let me put this through a scanner. I have a very bad feeling about this. And yes, I am deadly serious. No more affable moron.

Could you at least ask before doing that? [Looks around] Could all of you ask before taking parts of my body?
I don't mind, it's just the personal boundaries thing.

*walks up to the therapists door and begins setting a breaching charge*
This'll show em'.

... ... [Holds bolt pistol up behind WK] [Looks surprised and drops it] What the Hell?
[Realises other hand is holding a large combat knife] ..! [Runs]

[Sound of several loud engines behind "therapy" office]

*cluster charge detonates and hurls several explosives into the office, which rip it apart in a flurry of explosions*
*stands and admires the ruins*
I'd say that worked rather well

*red dot apeers on BC head and marla's bolt pistol pointed at it*

Good, now *Red dot vanishes*

What kind of therapist has a book entitled brainwashing for dummies... *notices chaos book*

Feth, *sound of bolt pistol fire aimed at a fleeing therapist*

[Stops running] ...Why? They said I was making good progress... [Looks sad]

*grabs BC by his coat lapel and begins shaking him*
THEY WERE BRAINWASHING YOU YOU IDIOT! THEY WERE SERVANTS OF CHAOS. THE ONES WE ARE SWORN TO FIGHT TILL OUR DYING DAY!
*hurls BC away*

*shows BC a note book describing a plot to use you to kill the enitre of sector command and soften up for a large chaos invasion*

they where using you.
*flicks through a dataslate and rights down a number*
Try her, she does great work for broken officers, and tell her i recommended her.

*marla starts burning the theropists room dpwn with a flamer*

[Lands on floor and looks lost] [Goes and sits quietly in tank turret and pulls the cover down]

*looks at bc climbing into tank*

She,s nice and definitely not chaos, her office is fine long as you like cats. *posts a card through the hatch gap*

She,s nice, im not lieing.

[Sighs and raises hatch] I'm sure she is, I just thought I was doing the right thing. I wasn't disagreeing that I wasn't, I'm just... I don't know.

Didn't exactly want to go to begin with.
And now I have pill reliance and can't be trusted around guardsmen for an entirely different reason to usual.