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No one wants to see the puppets? I made them all to look like you!

-Holds puppets by strings. A tiny Buttery Commisar puppet holding a knife is trying to get through a cardboard door-

[Tilts head] [Throws chloroform rag in Blackjack's face and runs behind building]

*throws the rag off of his face and chases after BC*

It will take more than your gue'la medicine to put me dow-

*slumps over as the clorophorm takes effect*

[Places Blackjack in the recovery position] [Heads back behind the guard barracks]

[Clanging noise and a yelp]
[Is dragged back around corner in full leg irons and arm restraints, by the Daemonette]
I wasn't gonna go anything! I take my knife and chloroform to the barracks all the time!

*two repressors drive off to the space port*

Bye room folk, we be back at some point.

Ooc, space wolf returns
BIC

*a land raider crashes through the wall followed by a convoy of trucks bearing, ale, trophies and food and stops at ferrasian hall*

Hey , hows the room. we got that pesky void whale eating merchant ships though it did take a vortex harpoon to finaly slay the beast. that was a fun hunt. *raises tankard* so whats new?

[Daemonette chains BC to the dining table by one leg, and wanders into the butter tank very slowly and clamps the hatch shut]

Hey. Hey! [Pulls against restraints and nearly overbalances] This isn't funny!

My nose itches. [Sighs]

* a large wolf bounds up and starts licking his nose*

*space wolf starts reopeneing the feasting hall*
Right, Kraken steaks get them cooking!

Ulfric get the fires going, Ivan fire up the brewery and Iron claw, sstar slicing some steaks up for the ovens once the plasma reactor kicks in

*levitating off in the corner*
I see...

[Large jeep drives into room, and two porters start loading BC into the back]
Guess it's time for my appointment. Didn't realise there was collection included. [Cheerful]

*Mentally resassembles a useless component in the jeep's engine into a tracking device*
Just tell us if you need anything. That doesn't look sketchy at all.

*crew remark*
Don,t worry, Marla recommended us before she left, I'm sure the DR will have back to normal.

No one wants to see the puppet show? Really?

Yeah. Really

I have been practicing for ages

-pulls out a Taldeer puppet and a Shadowseer puppet and pretends to make them argue with each other-

*sets the puppet on fire mentally*
No

-pulls out new Taldeer puppet with glowing eyes and fire hands-

This puppet is mad like you, Taldeer

[Steered back into room unchained and looking slightly unfocused, and sat on sofa by the two porters]

The nice lady gave me calm-down tea. Then she said we'd work on de-programming me from the various brainwashing. So we did. And then she started crying and told me to leave.

[Looks lost] All I did was answer her questions. [Puppy climbs up on sofa and leans on BC] [Pets it and smiles]

*walks over,*

I knew you would like the puppy. They make good pets and bodyguards.

Oh yeah, hope it did not eat its snack up before out got here.

[Nods] He's very well behaved, and is good with Kimmy. I reckon in a month or so, he'll be big enough to give her rides.
The only downside is he's getting big enough to trap me on the sofa. [Looks at sleeping puppy] It's not a massive downside.

Oh, that's small. Plenty of growing to go, I got you a good pup. Should have teeth like daggers and fur able to stop bolter shells.

Just wait till she dates, a giant wolf will be useful. Youl love a wolf the size of a small horse.

*waves and starts shouting in ferasian about decour and placement of the kraken tentacle *

I'll have to hope it doesn't take sides in arguments when she's a teen. [Chuckles]

-holds up a small dog puppet next to the Buttery Commissar puppet- This puppet show isn't too exciting...

*facepalms*
This Room....

[Wakes up] [Tilts head] [Flicks hunting knife and throws it at Taldeer's face] More interesting now, xeno?

-leans over Buttery's shoulder and has his look-alike puppet throw a tiny felt knife at the Taldeer puppet-

Yes! Drama!

*knife misses by several meters*
Do you really want to test me mon'keigh? I'm more than happy to incinerate you if you want to try.

[Looks up] I wasn't trying to test you, Xenos. I was just trying to distract you. [Smiles innocently] It worked.

*pants's BC*
I don't appreciate your lip human.
*eyes glow with power*

[Shrugs and adjusts pants] That's fine, you won't have to deal with it for very long. [Continues smiling and stares at wall]

*facepalms again*
Are you going to tell me or do I have to rip open your mind and find it myself? I'm not in the mood for your gak human.
*sidesteps another knife*