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2016/01/20 19:28:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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Watch yourself, Space Wolf. I could retcon you faster than the Squats.
OOC- I actually like the Ward fluff for Necrons and Ultramarines.
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY  bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2016/01/20 19:30:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*immediately bows*
My Lord, what is your command?
OOC: The UM spiritual liege has arrived I see
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/20 19:31:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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I command you to retcon the Space Wolves.
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2016/01/20 19:32:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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1st founding....
We are cannon and established.
Anyway we got the grey knights fluff shoving the grey knights
*looks pleased*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/01/20 19:38:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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Remember Legion II? They were retconned, as you will be.
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2016/01/20 19:41:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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How shall I retcon them my Lord? He's standing right there.
*looks troubled*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/20 19:42:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Yes I remember...
I was there....long time ago. Time has been odd for me....
Like prosparo, great crusade, legion 2, inquisition invasion, etc etc.
I've seen alot of history.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/01/20 19:45:02
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/01/20 19:45:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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 War Kitten wrote:*assembles a massive snow ball and hurls it at Kiln*
FOR THE EMPEROR!
Stronger than a Guardsman's lasgun. Even regular size ones.
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2016/01/20 19:50:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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OOC: Yay! You're back! I haven't seen you since, page 82?
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2016/01/20 19:52:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Wanders over and studies TS] ... ...
Not even with gloves. [Shakes head]
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2016/01/20 19:54:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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OoC: Yes, it has indeed been a while. I got back in around pg. 660 or so. So only a few days, but I would really like to get back into 40k, try to get some games in.
In C: Had a lot of stormtroopers to train for some upcoming films, or whatever they're doing. They aim a tiny bit better than the original ones, but they still die so easy. Sad.
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2016/01/20 19:55:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*looks perplexed*
Don't you teach them basic marksmanship? Even the children on Calth are expert shots.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/20 20:05:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Wait. Feth. Another reality warper?!
*Opens the window and yells as loud as I can*
STEPHEN KING! STEPHEN KING! STEPHEN KING!
*A glowing black portal appears in the ground*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/01/20 20:05:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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War Kitten wrote:*looks perplexed*
Don't you teach them basic marksmanship? Even the children on Calth are expert shots.
I'm pretty sure that snowballs are at least the same S value (or higher) and have Rending. Your armor can't withstand the little bit that melts near your neck and dribbles down your chest, chilling you from the inside out!! Muahahaha!  
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2016/01/20 20:12:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*smacks Kiln in the face with another snowball and buries him*
Care to repeat that mortal?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/20 20:15:35
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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(You rolled a  )
Can't reply. Dead.
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2016/01/20 20:15:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Urgh.... Every time
I exist in separate reality portions.
I also know the alternative riality when the hersey never happened and humanity golden age began...
Fine. Casts rune shield to get a 5+ invulnerable save. 3+ 5+
*smiles and throws snow ball at wk*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/01/20 20:31:51
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/01/20 20:53:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Touches snow lightly with finger] ... ...I don't know if I like it.
[Looks out of the door] Is it safe to stand in? What if it falls on you? [Concerned]
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2016/01/20 21:06:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*pokes Kiln*
Walk it off you big baby.
*An Apothecary runs into the Room and injects Kiln with adrenaline, reviving him*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/01/20 21:07:18
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/20 21:08:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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On my home wolf this is a light dusting and we have lived there for thousands of years.
Ita just cold, not dangerous
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/01/20 21:17:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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But I saw on the television news... People are scared of it, and it removes their ability to travel. [Steps very timidly onto the snow] What if we stick?
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2016/01/20 21:26:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*looks at the snow and cocks his head*
I prefer the ash of fallen planets. Planets are most beautiful in their final moments.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/01/20 21:36:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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*Peers into detached leg armor* Ew, it's all mushy and pulverized in there. But seeing as the armor will keep anything from leaking out, and I can't find any new legs in the immediate vicinity...
*Sticks leg back into hip, applies bandage* Good as new.
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2016/01/20 22:06:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*points to field hospital*
There's a hospital right there you know. And how did your legs get crushed by some snow? Did I throw the snow ball that hard?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/20 22:13:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Trains BC trains.
Trains stopped moving, people with legs don,t game same issues.
Trust me its safe. I'm a spacemarine, why should I lie.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/01/20 22:43:49
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/01/20 23:04:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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War Kitten wrote:*points to field hospital*
There's a hospital right there you know. And how did your legs get crushed by some snow? Did I throw the snow ball that hard?
Apparently snowballs also have Instant Death or are S6, but I'm inclined to believe the former. That would explain the gory mess that was me a moment ago, but how snowballs have become quite that powerful is beyond me. 
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2016/01/20 23:08:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Finds a thuderwolf mount to become T5.
Now I'm T5, may help.
Codex options are great
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/01/20 23:11:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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They're still probably ID. Nothing can save you from the might of snowballs. In fact, they're probably actually Destroyer weapons. We are using the snow that the Emperor himself used to smite his childhood friends and their puny snow forts. His Snowy Throne was impenetrable to all but the most tightly packed ice balls, but to go that far... *shudders*
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2016/01/20 23:18:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*begins analyzing the snow*
*shows it to Kiln*
It appears that this snow has the instant death property. Not even Eternal Warrior can save you
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/20 23:23:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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I'm frankly amazed you were able to cobble me back together at all, after that brush with death. The icier core produced a strong collision, and the hard, freezing crystals stung the impacted area. Meanwhile, the slushy exterior quickly melted, soaking beneath my armor and dribbled down, chilling everything. Then I exploded, because ID.
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