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Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Competitor issues. The kroot thinks that the eldar will take his jobs. Market share is rather valued

Now, *thunder wolf backs off to safer distance from fight*
Aye, watch our for deathsnow storms!
There instant death, str 10, ap1 at worst. Rumurs of strength d at high peaks.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Defenseless foes? Perhaps that would have been the ones of your kind that I fought to avenge the ones a farseer took from me. Or your depraved cousins, who came here to torture everyone here.

Either way, you're either terribly overestimating your own skills, or someone payed you a lot to kill one of us.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*cold grin*
I know my skills quite well Kroot, and as I told you. My motivations are my own.
*arms Shuriken Catapult*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*sighs*

Cryptic to the end, I suppose I should respect that. Now, are you without honor? You plan to shoot me down where I stand, I should expect such an act. Your kind never change.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*cocks his head*
*throws aside Shuriken Catapult and draws a knife*
You must die here Kroot. The Craftworld must be saved.
*lunges*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*jets over to black-jack's side*
Stop there! The kroot are loyal fighters of the great Tau Empire and I would not have you attack them!

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*spins out of the way and stabs at WK's back*

OOC: I'm always a threat to your craftworld, aren't I, WK?

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
*spins out of the way and stabs at WK's back*

OOC: I'm always a threat to your craftworld, aren't I, WK?


OOC:
Yes you are. The Eldar really must not like you 2BJ1. Either that or I need to work on coming up with more creative motivations.

BIC:
*backflips over the blow and smacks 2BJ1 in the head with the hllt of his blade*
Too slow Kroot.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Teleports back into room with BC slung over shoulder] [Lats him carefully out on the sofa] He won't wake up. I don't know what it is. But he is found.
He was buckled in the back of a Dark Eldar shuttle, passed out on the way to-


[Sees WK hitting blackjack] Ran out of creatures to bully and moved on to hard working people, I see.
[Silently unsheathes blades]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot






Oi, this looks like roight good fun!

*Pushes aside what appears to be the engine, seat, and partial chassis of a deffkopta, and begins lobbing wrenches in the *general* direction of 2BJ1 and WK*

WAAAGH, dis one'z fer Charlie!

Revel in the glory of the site's greatest thread or be edetid and baned!
 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
Every trip to the FLGS is a rollercoaster of lust and shame.

DQ:90S++G+M+B++I+Pw40k13#+D+A++/sWD331R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*flips around and lands next to Kiln and slashes at him*
FOR KHAINE!

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

This is so much fun!

*starts pouncing around the fighters randomly*

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Blocks WK with own blades, and ripostes] Oh shove off, you lunatic. Go be fanatical elsewhere.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*leaps away from the grenades, and draws a second knife*

It'll take more than that love tap to put me down!

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*looks irritated*
Fine.
*disappears*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

That was far too simple. [Shrugs and crouches next to BC] [Retracts blades and carefully pulls one of his eyelids open] I'm no expert on human biology, but I'm pretty sure there should be some of the eye that isn't his pupil...


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

*Notices WK has left*

Awwwww, come and see me later, okay?

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*teleports in*
Did anyone see someone who looked like an Eldar Guardian run through here recently? Some Dark Eldar stole some armor recently and have been running amuck through the planets.
*sees BC*
Oh hi Daemonette. How's Benny?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

The runes are *notices teleport*
Acurate.

Hello Faraeer.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*stretches*
Hello rune priest. I found something that you might be interested in.
*hands jhe a series of runes*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Yes, I have seen that Eldar. I was about to introduce him to the sharp point of my blades.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*takes runes *

No, it cannot be. But it is.
The mark of the 13th great company.... These are new, the 13th lives. There is hope yet.

*sits on large carved stone bench with massive book reading intently*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*walks with Jhe*
I have received a vision. Your 13th company does yet live, and they have continued their crusade against the foul scions of chaos for 10,000 years. They have not backed down or succumbed to the false promises of the Dark Gods. They are truly worthy inheritors of your Primarch's legacy

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Aye, I knew they would survive now I am sure. I watched them leave on the day Russ took to the stars. I'm a time anomaly of sorts.

Great crusade, heresey yet I know of the current. 200, or 10,000 years old depending on view. I tend to break temporal rules completely.

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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Waves] Evening.

He's... Entirely comatose. I don't know if I should be worried.
Some kind of gang were using him to smuggle drugs into restricted systems. Among other things.

[Nudges BC lightly] I think it's got into his blood somehow, he's either high as a kite or brain dead.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*places a massive hand on his forhead and eyes glow for a short while*

Not brain dead. But he is deep in the pull of bad runes. Those drugs are not good, his mind is strange places. Ok stranger than normal but he will wake t some point.

*Summons wolf priest who gives a drug to balance his vitals and iron priest to check for any tech in him*
*confurs with priests*

Ok, good news he will wake, bad news, we are not sure when.
*simultaneous looks of thinking and beard pulling*
Yes, agreed, he should be OK, long as he is monitored.

*places a device to monitor and all catch flying tankards*
If you need us, we shall be in the hall feasting!
Another day saved by the space wolves! Go wolf team!
*loud howls as all go off to sound of a lively drunken feast at hall*

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/01/30 23:56:29


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Then I can wait. Thank you space vikings. I don't think he took the drugs deliberately. Chances are that the smuggling went wrong and a capsule burst.
[Listens to his stomach] Sounds as though there's a lot still in there.

...Poor Benny.
[Settles down next to BC and rests on his shoulder]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Ooc, my character does not do subtle lol

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Ooc: Reminds me of some of my metal gamer buddies, lol


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*puts a hand on BC's head*
*eyes glow with power*
There is something else here.... something more....

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
 
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