| Author |
Message |
 |
|
|
 |
|
Advert
|
Forum adverts like this one are shown to any user who is not logged in. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you:
- No adverts like this in the forums anymore.
- Times and dates in your local timezone.
- Full tracking of what you have read so you can skip to your first unread post, easily see what has changed since you last logged in, and easily see what is new at a glance.
- Email notifications for threads you want to watch closely.
- Being a part of the oldest wargaming community on the net.
If you are already a member then feel free to login now. |
|
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/01/30 19:05:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
|
 |
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
|
Competitor issues. The kroot thinks that the eldar will take his jobs. Market share is rather valued
Now, *thunder wolf backs off to safer distance from fight*
Aye, watch our for deathsnow storms!
There instant death, str 10, ap1 at worst. Rumurs of strength d at high peaks.
|
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/01/30 19:05:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
|
 |
Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
|
Defenseless foes? Perhaps that would have been the ones of your kind that I fought to avenge the ones a farseer took from me. Or your depraved cousins, who came here to torture everyone here.
Either way, you're either terribly overestimating your own skills, or someone payed you a lot to kill one of us.
|
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/01/30 19:07:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
|
 |
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
|
*cold grin*
I know my skills quite well Kroot, and as I told you. My motivations are my own.
*arms Shuriken Catapult*
|
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
|
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/01/30 19:09:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
|
 |
Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
|
*sighs*
Cryptic to the end, I suppose I should respect that. Now, are you without honor? You plan to shoot me down where I stand, I should expect such an act. Your kind never change.
|
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/01/30 19:13:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
|
 |
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
|
*cocks his head*
*throws aside Shuriken Catapult and draws a knife*
You must die here Kroot. The Craftworld must be saved.
*lunges*
|
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
|
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/01/30 19:17:06
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
|
 |
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
|
*jets over to black-jack's side*
Stop there! The kroot are loyal fighters of the great Tau Empire and I would not have you attack them!
|
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace. |
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/01/30 19:17:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
|
 |
Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
|
*spins out of the way and stabs at WK's back*
OOC: I'm always a threat to your craftworld, aren't I, WK?
|
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/01/30 19:21:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
|
 |
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
|
2BlackJack1 wrote:*spins out of the way and stabs at WK's back*
OOC: I'm always a threat to your craftworld, aren't I, WK? 
OOC:
Yes you are. The Eldar really must not like you 2BJ1. Either that or I need to work on coming up with more creative motivations.
BIC:
*backflips over the blow and smacks 2BJ1 in the head with the hllt of his blade*
Too slow Kroot.
|
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
|
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/01/30 19:33:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
|
 |
Decrepit Dakkanaut
|
[Teleports back into room with BC slung over shoulder] [Lats him carefully out on the sofa] He won't wake up. I don't know what it is. But he is found.
He was buckled in the back of a Dark Eldar shuttle, passed out on the way to-
[Sees WK hitting blackjack] Ran out of creatures to bully and moved on to hard working people, I see.
[Silently unsheathes blades]
|
|
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/01/30 19:34:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
|
 |
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
|
Oi, this looks like roight good fun!
*Pushes aside what appears to be the engine, seat, and partial chassis of a deffkopta, and begins lobbing wrenches in the *general* direction of 2BJ1 and WK*
WAAAGH, dis one'z fer Charlie!
|
|
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/01/30 19:41:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
|
 |
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
|
*flips around and lands next to Kiln and slashes at him*
FOR KHAINE!
|
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
|
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/01/30 19:46:56
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
|
 |
Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
|
This is so much fun!
*starts pouncing around the fighters randomly*
|
DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
|
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/01/30 20:00:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
|
 |
Decrepit Dakkanaut
|
[Blocks WK with own blades, and ripostes] Oh shove off, you lunatic. Go be fanatical elsewhere.
|
|
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/01/30 20:01:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
|
 |
Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
|
*leaps away from the grenades, and draws a second knife*
It'll take more than that love tap to put me down!
|
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/01/30 20:08:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
|
 |
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
|
*looks irritated*
Fine.
*disappears*
|
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
|
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/01/30 20:17:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
|
 |
Decrepit Dakkanaut
|
That was far too simple. [Shrugs and crouches next to BC] [Retracts blades and carefully pulls one of his eyelids open] I'm no expert on human biology, but I'm pretty sure there should be some of the eye that isn't his pupil...
|
|
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/01/30 20:20:30
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
|
 |
Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
|
*Notices WK has left*
Awwwww, come and see me later, okay?
|
DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
|
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/01/30 20:30:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
|
 |
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
|
*teleports in*
Did anyone see someone who looked like an Eldar Guardian run through here recently? Some Dark Eldar stole some armor recently and have been running amuck through the planets.
*sees BC*
Oh hi Daemonette. How's Benny?
|
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
|
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/01/30 20:36:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
|
 |
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
|
The runes are *notices teleport*
Acurate.
Hello Faraeer.
|
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/01/30 21:04:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
|
 |
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
|
*stretches*
Hello rune priest. I found something that you might be interested in.
*hands jhe a series of runes*
|
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
|
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/01/30 21:09:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
|
 |
Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
|
Yes, I have seen that Eldar. I was about to introduce him to the sharp point of my blades.
|
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/01/30 21:11:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
|
 |
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
|
*takes runes *
No, it cannot be. But it is.
The mark of the 13th great company.... These are new, the 13th lives. There is hope yet.
*sits on large carved stone bench with massive book reading intently*
|
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/01/30 21:25:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
|
 |
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
|
*walks with Jhe*
I have received a vision. Your 13th company does yet live, and they have continued their crusade against the foul scions of chaos for 10,000 years. They have not backed down or succumbed to the false promises of the Dark Gods. They are truly worthy inheritors of your Primarch's legacy
|
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
|
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/01/30 22:06:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
|
 |
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
|
Aye, I knew they would survive now I am sure. I watched them leave on the day Russ took to the stars. I'm a time anomaly of sorts.
Great crusade, heresey yet I know of the current. 200, or 10,000 years old depending on view. I tend to break temporal rules completely.
|
|
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/01/30 22:07:18
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/01/30 23:41:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
|
 |
Decrepit Dakkanaut
|
[Waves] Evening.
He's... Entirely comatose. I don't know if I should be worried.
Some kind of gang were using him to smuggle drugs into restricted systems. Among other things.
[Nudges BC lightly] I think it's got into his blood somehow, he's either high as a kite or brain dead.
|
|
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/01/30 23:53:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
|
 |
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
|
*places a massive hand on his forhead and eyes glow for a short while*
Not brain dead. But he is deep in the pull of bad runes. Those drugs are not good, his mind is strange places. Ok stranger than normal but he will wake t some point.
*Summons wolf priest who gives a drug to balance his vitals and iron priest to check for any tech in him*
*confurs with priests*
Ok, good news he will wake, bad news, we are not sure when.
*simultaneous looks of thinking and beard pulling*
Yes, agreed, he should be OK, long as he is monitored.
*places a device to monitor and all catch flying tankards*
If you need us, we shall be in the hall feasting!
Another day saved by the space wolves! Go wolf team!
*loud howls as all go off to sound of a lively drunken feast at hall*
|
|
This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/01/30 23:56:29
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/01/31 00:16:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
|
 |
Decrepit Dakkanaut
|
Then I can wait. Thank you space vikings. I don't think he took the drugs deliberately. Chances are that the smuggling went wrong and a capsule burst.
[Listens to his stomach] Sounds as though there's a lot still in there.
...Poor Benny. [Settles down next to BC and rests on his shoulder]
|
|
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/01/31 00:18:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
|
 |
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
|
Ooc, my character does not do subtle lol
|
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/01/31 00:28:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
|
 |
Decrepit Dakkanaut
|
Ooc: Reminds me of some of my metal gamer buddies, lol
|
|
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/01/31 00:34:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
|
 |
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
|
*puts a hand on BC's head*
*eyes glow with power*
There is something else here.... something more....
|
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
|
|
|
 |
 |
|
|