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2016/02/04 00:44:43
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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SON OF ROWBOAT GIRLYMAN DIE.
*throws super powered punch at petty human. Fueled by thoughts of pretty marines and ultrasmurfs.*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/04 00:46:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*stops the punch with one hand*
*yawns*
That the best you got boyo?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/04 00:50:29
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*stops getting annoyed*
'Harumph'. Good block...
We should fight more often... I had a fun time pummeling you...
*Sits down and eats pickles*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/04 01:11:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*shrugs*
Who knew that Angry Marines liked pickles?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/04 01:15:37
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME LIKING SKITTLES AND PICKLES?
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/04 01:17:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*completely unfazed by the shouting*
*hands Vanden a snickers bar*
Here, eat this. You're not yourself when you're hungry
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/04 01:29:33
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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GET SOME NUTS YOU PANSY
*Grabs Snickers bar and eats it*
*Oh, Whats this? Swirling light envelops the angry marine, when the light clears the angry marine has a jump-pack. Congradulations! your Angry marine evolved into a angry marine with a jump-pack!*
F*** YES YOU C*** SUCKING A** RIPPING F***** A** PIECE OF CHAOS I GOT A C*** KNOCKER!!!11
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/04 01:31:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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He appears to be speaking in stars.
*Hands Sgt. MORE snickers*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/02/04 01:35:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Oi, kwiet down, Deffgit! Dis is louda den dat rock koncert Jhe frew a while back! I got meself some cutenids ta care fer, so I don' 'ave da time ta jus' argue 'bout it.
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2016/02/04 01:36:11
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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POWER...OVERWHELMING....
*falls over in pure overload of nuts and POWER*
GIMME... SKITTLES................
UGH!
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/04 01:49:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Hmm. I have an idea.
*places a picture of a chaos marine in front of Vanden*
Let's see if we can make him explode.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/04 02:35:57
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Sees picture*
*Blood boils*
*Eyes get bloodshot*
*Rage level overload*
*Mouth curls*
*Throws punch at picture*
*Punches so hard it fractures the reality of the room*
*Warp spawn spew out of crack*
F******* HEREITCAL PIECE OF WARP S*** DIE TO MY RAGE
*Wave of pure rage washes over daemons, banishing all through the Immaterium and back to Khorne himself, wave of rage knocks Khorne flat on his ass and frees Draigo from the warp.*
*Canon complete*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/04 02:40:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Hmm. I'd say that worked marvelously.
*pats Vanden on the head and casually dodges the punch from Vanden*
Thanks for being such a good sport.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/04 02:46:22
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Release rage and falls on arse*
Im spent...
feth yous Pansy Chaos f***
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/04 02:50:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*casually begins dragging Vanden over to a couch, where he is tucked under a blanket*
Now just rest for a while. You can go try to kill us all again tomorrow.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/04 02:56:55
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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mhhhmmm, kay thanks humy
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/04 03:45:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Eating the leftover Snickers while sitting on a hovering drone*
How much of this do we have? It's absolutely delicious! Much better than most candies I can make.
I'd still rate some of the cakes I've baked higher, however. I have to have some pride, you know.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/02/04 04:09:01
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Ooh, can I please have some snickers chocolate?
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2016/02/04 04:13:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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So the rage gue'la showed up and tried breaking everything?
*shrugs*
I guess this place has seen worse. And no one ended up hurt, so that's a profit.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/02/04 04:20:00
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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I don't like him. He's all angry and scary to me all the time 
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2016/02/04 05:10:22
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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*Teleports back in from the Protoss base*
"What was all that shouting and smashing? We could hear it all the way from our base, almost though there was a Zerg invasion going down!"
*Sees Sgt. Vanden*
"Oh, another crazy overzealous Terran. What else is new?"
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2016/02/04 05:14:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Well, if 'e jus' banished all da fightan' demons, I 'ope da Kommissar's blue friend gets ta stay.
Also, I'm gonna run outta Khorne Flakes if dat banishment causes dem ta go outta producshun.
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2016/02/04 05:38:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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... [Looks at empty gap on sofa where Daemonette was banished from]
[The saddest commissar]
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2016/02/04 05:43:34
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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*Puts hand on BC's shoulder*
"Cheer up, buttery Terran. Your lady demon friend will return eventually. Banishment of demons seems to be temporary in this universe."
*Considers for a moment*
"Of course, when those demons get their act together again, we could all be sorry..."
*Teleports away to start getting the Protoss base ready for war.*
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2016/02/04 06:07:18
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Why do you like that purple woman so much? It doesn't look like she's willing to cuddle and snuggle with you.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/04 06:07:36
DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2016/02/04 06:33:25
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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GUESS WHO WOKE UPPPPPPPPPPP????
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/04 08:13:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*sends bc a message*
Do not despair just yet. Using rooms very nature and what I learned from her, I could bring her back in a non soul destroying way for the entire rooms ocupants.
Runes will find a way. I'm working on it.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/04 08:13:55
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/02/04 08:39:09
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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THAT DAEMONETTE BITCH feth WILL DIE TO THE fething PURE RAGE OF THE EMPRAH AND HIS LOYAL ASS KICKERS
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/02/04 09:53:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Turns and looks at the angry marine] [Walks up very slowly]
You are running a very real risk of making me quite cross. [Looks up] I assume you remember what happens when you make a commissar angry?
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2016/02/04 10:41:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Who shunted me out fo the damned warp!
i was having this good chat with draigo over 13th black crusade then boom, im here....
Eagles, Skulls, least your imperial it seems or chaos is being Hipster and ironic again. Hipster Marines where the worst. using Warp powered las guns to be ironic. urgh....
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/04 10:47:29
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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~16000 Astra Militarum: 
~1200 | Imperial Knights: 
~2300 | Leagues of Votann: 
~1300 | Tyranids: 
~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: 
~5000 | Kruleboyz: 
~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: 
~700
