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I wrote:Oh. My. God! I always suspected this but never dared to believe it!

Nazis! Now what?

Go all indiana Jones and threaten to blow them up with a bazooka until they give you a sanvich.

Start putting on the Ritz. Maybe they won't shoot you?

Build some happy turret robot friends.

They won't blame you if you knock them over, either!

Shout "ICH BIN JUDE" very loudly and slap your bottom at them

Call Hogan's Heroes?

Distract them with a Torah
"Here Nazi, want the Torah?
Want it?
Go fetch the Torah!
Go on, Fetch!"

Failing that dye your hair blonde, put in blue contacts and goosestep after them.

Steal their helmets and pee in m.

Platuan4th wrote:Build some happy turret robot friends.

Well, this might be useful, no idea where it came from though...





Ok, thats my turrets set up, but Im gonna need some tactics, suggestions?

Deploy your turret´s into a crossfire to make sure they can all see the same spot, then use that randomly occurring corpse to lure them over there.

A big jew sign would work too I guess.

Soladrin wrote:Deploy your turret´s into a crossfire to make sure they can all see the same spot, then use that randomly occurring corpse to lure them over there.

A big jew sign would work too I guess.

Crossfire? You mean like Ben "Overlapping Fields of Fire" Counter?

Make the Nazis dance you a jig?

Throw the turrets at the Nazis.

metallifan wrote:

Soladrin wrote:Deploy your turret´s into a crossfire to make sure they can all see the same spot, then use that randomly occurring corpse to lure them over there.

A big jew sign would work too I guess.

Crossfire? You mean like Ben "Overlapping Fields of Fire" Counter?

Hell Yea.

Sorry for no replies, but I haven't been very well and I would rather spend my time leisurely browsing dakka and recovering than making a new QL installment, as soon as I get better I'll update, promise

Steal their tank and go tank-surfing

Soladrin wrote:Deploy your turret´s into a crossfire to make sure they can all see the same spot, then use that randomly occurring corpse to lure them over there.

metallifan wrote:Steal their tank and go tank-surfing

Hey, Nazis! I'm all semitic and junk!


They've taken the bait...


The enemy have taken the bait, SUPPRESSIVE FIRE!


Dakka-dakka-dakka


There you ar- DAKKA-DAKKA


Dakka-Dakka


dakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakka


Well, a bit more suppressive than I expected, well done chaps!


Weeeeee!

N.B. The earlier pics went down because I had overfilled my photobucket account, but Ive made a new one now, so all is well

Now What?

All this tank surfing is making you hungry. You'll need to find a convenience store soon. Or, failing that, someone's fridge. Though the owner might be mad about it.

You could cannibalize those nazis.. Oh, and steal their ride.

He did steal it. He's driving it through the power of awesomeness that's put out by Tank Surfing

Drive the tank into Nova Prospekt and see what happens.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Drive the tank into Nova Prospekt and see what happens.

No, no, no. Deep strike it into Nova Prospekt. Blood Angels style.

Skarwael wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Drive the tank into Nova Prospekt and see what happens.

No, no, no. Deep strike it into Nova Prospekt. Blood Angels style.

All the while singing "I'm a little Tea Pot, short and stout, this is my handle, this is my spout. When you hear me coming, get out of the way."

Slarg232 wrote:

Skarwael wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Drive the tank into Nova Prospekt and see what happens.

No, no, no. Deep strike it into Nova Prospekt. Blood Angels style.

All the while singing "I'm a little Tea Pot, short and stout, this is my handle, this is my spout. When you hear me coming, get out of the way."

"Or else I'll take you out."


But, there needs to be a "WTF BOOM!" moment when he impacts.

halonachos wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:

Skarwael wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Drive the tank into Nova Prospekt and see what happens.

No, no, no. Deep strike it into Nova Prospekt. Blood Angels style.

All the while singing "I'm a little Tea Pot, short and stout, this is my handle, this is my spout. When you hear me coming, get out of the way."

"Or else I'll take you out."


But, there needs to be a "WTF BOOM!" moment when he impacts.

Deep striking APC? WTF! IS there and Angry marine Titan up there or something?

Oh, how about magically turn the the Nazi tank into a titan... a head crab titan!

If it was an angry marine thing, I think it would have dozer blades on it along with a bunch of overcompensation on it.

Look at your watch, while standing completely still.

Or...

PFFT Who needs tanks. The turrets and I shall launch a crusade against the red shirts. Teach them to snipe you!

Oh yeah, that sniper needs to die...

Surf the tank from space and armageddon that camper!

Get the turrets to tank surf with you!