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purplefood wrote:Stop with the quote pyramid...

Okay.

purplefood wrote:Stop with the quote pyramid...

Sorry about that...

42-Pvt. Duke: Have you all decided who's going to be in the tanks yet? If it'll quiet yer yappin' I'll sign up.

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:42-Pvt. Duke: Have you all decided who's going to be in the tanks yet? If it'll quiet yer yappin' I'll sign up.

Commander Seric: Sorry trooper, all the positions are currently full.

42-Pvt. Duke: Good to hear, Commander! I expect to be informed of the progress of the pin-ups on the side armor.

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Duke, do you want to be on a tank crew waiting list, i suspect a position will come up soon.

hlaine.larkin wrote:Duke, do you want to be on a tank crew waiting list, i suspect a position will come up soon.

Speaking of tanks, have you transferred me to the crew of the Emperor's Honor?

42-Pvt. Duke: No, Sir, thank you Sir. I would however like to be on the waiting list for a special weapon so I can have a definate kill count.

Duke, I have transferred you to gamma platoon, squad III SWO

Pvt Ted ready for action... that is if you need me

avondale wrote:Pvt Ted ready for action... that is if you need me

We always need new recruits trooper, welcome to the 222nd!

Pvt Gamble ready and willing, Sah!

Banging idea,btw

Hangfire wrote:Pvt Gamble ready and willing, Sah!

Banging idea,btw

Thank you Gamble, good luck on the field of battle!

scout sniper Maa reporting in!
Excels in rapid deployment and recon sir!
Graduated top honors at sniper school sir!

P.S. I'm wearing tigerstripe camo now at school!

Dahl Corp. wrote:scout sniper Maa reporting in!
Excels in rapid deployment and recon sir!
Graduated top honors at sniper school sir!

P.S. I'm wearing tigerstripe camo now at school!

Welcom Maa, unfortunately we have no sniper squads at the moment- how can you handle a regular las? we could use your recon experience in platoon Gamma (our scout/outflankers)

hlaine.larkin wrote:Duke, I have transferred you to gamma platoon, squad III SWO

42- Pvt. Duke: Thank you sir. What shall I wield to smite our foes?

A plasma gun.

42- Pvt. Duke: Requesting transfer to original post, SIR!

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:42- Pvt. Duke: Requesting transfer to original post, SIR!

oh ye of little faith!!!

The Emperor Protects!!!

Aye! the plasma gun is the most holiest of relic weapons! Trust in the emperor and grow a pair trooper!

hlaine.larkin wrote:

Dahl Corp. wrote:scout sniper Maa reporting in!
Excels in rapid deployment and recon sir!
Graduated top honors at sniper school sir!

P.S. I'm wearing tigerstripe camo now at school!

Welcom Maa, unfortunately we have no sniper squads at the moment- how can you handle a regular las? we could use your recon experience in platoon Gamma (our scout/outflankers)

Alright as long as I get some covert ops sir!
A regular las is effective enough in the right hands...

stonned_astartes wrote:Aye! the plasma gun is the most holiest of relic weapons! Trust in the emperor and grow a pair trooper!

42- Pvt. Duke: i think it takes a larger pair to disobey the commander

If I get removed by gets hot, can it count as an injury instead of death? If so, I'll gladly bring it to bear on our foes

Dahl Corp. wrote:
Alright as long as I get some covert ops sir!
A regular las is effective enough in the right hands...

so you can use a long las but not a las rife?

stonned_astartes wrote:

Dahl Corp. wrote:
Alright as long as I get some covert ops sir!
A regular las is effective enough in the right hands...

so you can use a long las but not a las rife?

Oops! made a grammatical error! I fixed It earlier!
fyi the teacher came by and looked in my direction

Good trooper, hope were supporting your platoon.

I will transfer you back duke, you would only be possibly killed if your entire squad is annihilated.

If a squad dies totally, on a 1, it is dead, 2-5 it is going to miss a battle and 6 it is back to fighting strength.

if there is atleast 1 surviving member, we assume he will call in a casevac, so you will be back fighting fit.

It is no cowardice to not want to wield a plasma gun


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Of course, if we fill up the regiment and people wanna join, it may go differently

(In that case, the plasma gun is fine. I was just afraid of a gets hot and my character dying in the first game )

<comes to gawk at the new recruits>

It is no cowardice to not want to wield a plasma gun

15-VT-SWO JKB: it's generally considered as suicidal as dancing in front of a commissar with knickers on your head, singing 'I'm an Eldar Princess' to actually want to wield a plasma gun, isn't it?

CadianCommander wrote:<comes to gawk at the new recruits>

It is no cowardice to not want to wield a plasma gun

15-VT-SWO JKB: it's generally considered as suicidal as dancing in front of a commissar with knickers on your head, singing 'I'm an Eldar Princess' to actually want to wield a plasma gun, isn't it?

Commander Seric: that might not be a smart thing to say trooper, Commissar Van Humps has been cracking down on morale issues lately, and he might just mistake you for an Eldar princess...

15-VT-SWO JKB: That's all right, Commander Seric, sir. Only dance I know how to do is the victory dance on the trampled corpses of the Emperor's fallen enemies. And I never wear knickers in a combat zone. The lace is murderously itchy in jungle conditions.