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2012/09/24 07:15:14
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted, you are a can crusher, the cheapy hardware store kind.
I wish my axe was fixed. (hey it is a rather convenient tool for getting rid of annoying wishes that people try to make uncorruptable.)
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DA 4000 points  W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points  W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed!  |
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2012/09/24 10:39:31
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - except this time the Heilig Pfeil doesn't just destroy the axe - again - but also blows your arm off.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/24 11:17:01
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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No wish.
I wish Tadashii would change back to the other avatar. I feel like I know this one but I'm Not sure.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/24 12:02:57
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - but I stop at the last second.
I wish I knew how n0t_u learned my avatar was a moe-version of a cockroach.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/09/24 12:06:11
I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/24 12:34:07
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted. Its obvious to the anime lover.
I wish I knew what anime that was from. Its familiar but I cannot place it.....
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/24 21:58:52
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted, but your internet crashes right as you find the link for the answer
I wish I could spray everyone down with the blood pumping from my stump.
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DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed! |
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2012/09/25 01:37:21
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. The police come and mistake you for being a crazed lunatic.
I wish the new Chaos models looked a little better.
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2012/09/25 01:43:02
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted, they cost about 20 times what they do now
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DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed! |
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2012/09/25 02:13:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
Some Throne-Forsaken Battlefield on the other side of the Galaxy
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Your wish for nothing is granted. Nothing still exists, including you.
I wish you could kill chickens in Skyrim without getting smashed to pieces by a horde of angry locals.
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2012/09/25 02:46:42
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Knight of the Inner Circle
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Granted you are killed by a flock of vengeful chickens.
I wish that we as a species will colonize space in my life time
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6000 points 
4000 points 
 Empire 5500 Points
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2012/09/25 03:46:40
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted, then we find the Dark Eldar.
I wish I had remembered to wish.
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DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed! |
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2012/09/25 04:39:51
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You wished for nothing and still have most of it left.
I wish the Iron Pumpkin works as well as it looks when we fire it up tomorrow.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/09/25 11:14:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted. It works better. it turns into a super robot man eating iron pumpkin.
I wish MTG wasnt so expensive.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/25 12:04:46
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. It doesn't even exist.
I wish I didn't feel like I was on crack.
Got Milk, anyone?
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/09/25 13:11:03
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - you now feel you're being watched.
I wish for a Ring of Power.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/25 13:50:07
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. It's too powerful for you to control, kills you then explodes, obliterating the entire Earth in the process.
I wish that wasn't just Slenderman I saw outside my window...
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/09/25 13:54:56
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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granted. Hes right behind you instead.....
I wish for an end to this indian curry based ass-agony
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/09/25 13:55:30
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - you now feel nothing at all.
I wish I could get AND control a Ring of Power.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/09/25 13:56:10
I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/25 14:02:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. You can control it. However, you go mad with power and still end up obliterating the entire Earth.
I wish I could run incredibly fast. Someone please reply now, I'm feth scared...
OH F*CK SLENDY
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/09/25 14:55:24
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You run fast but the floors turn into quicksand-like goo and the walls close in as Slendy gets ever closer.
I wish horror movies scared me like everyone else.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/09/25 14:56:45
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. They scare the gak out of you, and you commit suicide from being so terrified.
I wish that I WASN'T IN QUICKSAND!
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/09/25 23:27:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, now you're in lava.
I wish Gears of War 1 had controls like Gears of War 3.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/09/25 23:28:28
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - the platform crashes as a result.
I wish I don't go mad over the Ring of Power.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/25 23:33:11
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted. Everyone around you goes mad and kills themselves leaving you alone with your ring. After 10 years of solitude, you decide to commit suicide to alleviate the terrible loneliness you're experiencing.
I wish my mom didn't have a hernia.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/09/25 23:50:59
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - she's constipated now.
I wish people understood I NEVER feel lonely - I hate crowds and lots of people.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/26 02:05:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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((TBH, I'd rather she be constipated because AFAIK, constipation doesn't require an overnight stay in the hospital.))
Granted, now that they know this they go out of their way to put you into situations with crowds and lots of people.
I wish I could support Fallout: Lanius's Indiegogo.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/09/26 02:13:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - when something goes wrong you get ostracized.
I wish I used my Ring of Power to avoid crowds and people.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/26 02:16:33
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Knight of the Inner Circle
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Granted, in your focus on avoiding knocking into said crowds, you fall off of a bridge edge.
I wish to travel back into time and experience all of the time periods.
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6000 points
4000 points
Empire 5500 Points
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2012/09/26 02:28:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
Some Throne-Forsaken Battlefield on the other side of the Galaxy
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Granted, you experience every second of the universe's history. Have fun waiting around 9.1 billion years for the Earth to form.
I wish I wasn't terrible at TF2.
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2012/09/26 02:34:40
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - you're terrible at everything else.
I wish I used Hirenkyaku to avoid falling off the cliff.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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