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[Slaps WK around the back of the head, and points at Sgt]
Nnnrrmmff ffmmmrrf! Mmrrrmfgle frerr!
[Pulls down sash just far enough to glare hard]

Ya see any pockets?

*floats some condiments over from kitchen*

There ya go human, ketchup, mustard, and BBQ sauce, no reliash in stock.

*goes back to floating about and watching blood bowl*
Now this is a sport I enjoy

*looks mildy offended*
What? He had a flame there, it's the perfect chance to roast a hot dog. On the 345th page of the Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer it says to take any chance one can get to cook hotdogs.

FIREREIHNZXCFUOJIDFDNUSODIAJHCNUOIDJVCSDOJCJIZSBHDFIVJHOAHIBSDFIHVHBSDKJHVEHGKUFHVBJKSDFG

*Starts frothing at mouth*

*FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE*

FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE!!!!

*Runs out of promethium*

*Sits in corner of room and starts shaking*

*Rage build-up begins...*

True, least your not using me as a BBQ. ..

*Taking measurements of jhe*
So how do you get infinite fire?

Hmmm, well. It is infinite.

I'm the corporal form of a mighty dark lord who once chomanded the armies of morgeth, a basic terms, minor chaos god. He was slain, I took charge. In the end I was beaten.

Power wise. It's a element I can draw upon, that and lava. Ash, runin etc.

So in a sense I'm a warp entity by your understanding

[Slaps WK again] D'ffmmmprrl ffmmmrrf drrrnnf fefff haff meerrmff eddgges!
Fefffink herrrefffy. [Bale eye glows]

Look sir. I can show you the page in the book if you want. I don't get why you're so angry.
*oblivious to the bale eye*

[Pulls down sash-mask] The Primer doesn't have that many pages! I should know, there's a fething pamflet on songs about me in there. Whatever you've been reading is not sanctioned material! [Visibly angry]
Explain this heresy and give me the name of the regiment that instructed it, so they can be re-educated.

Ooc: Bear in mind this is pre-klaw, pre-quite-so lunatic Yarrick, the Primer probably was considerably smaller at that point.

*hands him a genuine copy of the Primer*
Updated as of 991.M41. It's sanctioned sir.

[Skims publication] ... ... [Goes very pale] Why... Why do I only have one arm in this pictograph? And when did I get so... [Looks deeply unsettled] I don't think... I should read this. [Hands it back]

seems this copy is out of time with you Commissar, strange rank but im new here.

bad things happen to men who mess with time, be careful.

I think I just saw my own future. [Stares straight ahead] ...

*scratches head awkwardly before casually walking away toward the Guard Barracks*

*repressor pulls up and nearby and waves WK to enter *

*Marla jumps out and drags me into the Repressor*
Here we go again....
*Repressor drives off*

...So you output infinite heat? Am I correct?

*Disrupts everybody's conversations by crashing into room riding atop a Vortex missile, Dr. Strangelove style*

YEEEEEEHAWWWW!!

*Everyone gets sucked into Warp*

Hmm, wuz dat a bit rash?

OoC: This is all because of WK's request in corrupt-a-wish, lol.

*Looks around at the sandstorm*

"Good thing we Protoss have shields, that sand would be somewhat annoying otherwise."

*Starts meditating as sand starts to pile up around the outline of shields*

Edit: Ninja'd yet again...

 KommissarKiln wrote:
*Disrupts everybody's conversations by crashing into room riding atop a Vortex missile, Dr. Strangelove style*

YEEEEEEHAWWWW!!

*Everyone gets sucked into Warp*

Hmm, wuz dat a bit rash?

OoC: This is all because of WK's request in corrupt-a-wish, lol.

*crashes through the wall surrounded by a bunch of Boyz*
*Weirdboy shuts the warp portal before everyone can get sucked in*
OY! WHERE AVE' YOU BEEN YA GIT? ALL DA RUNTS AN' SQUIGS AVE' BEEN CAUZIN TROUBLE WHILE YOU WERE MUKKIN ABOUT! DO YER JOB BOSS NOB!
*smacks Kiln on the back of the head*


OOC:
I aim to please

I've been busy wif the gitz I've been lookin' after, boss! A bunch o' grotz sprouted and now da few Boyz I got has ta keep 'em unda control till da runtherder shows up! And we'z buildin' some koptas. But den I just 'ad ta loot dat Vorteks missile, and den it launched itself, so I 'ad ta 'ang on fer da ride, and it took me back here!

Ehehe, wot 'e sez is all true, boss! Whee!

GET BACK HERE YA STINKIN' RUNT, BEFORE I FEED YA TA DA SQUIGZ!

*runs off after grot*

*waves a few Runtherders after the grots*
WELL I'M BACK NOW, AND I NEED YA TO KEEP DA BOYZ IN LINE. WE GOT SOME OF DEM PROTOSS BOYZ NEARBY, AND WE NEED TO BE READY IN CASE THEY TRY SOMEFINK.!

OOC:
I think it's Warboss 101 to always speak in Caps now.

[Comes to from self reflections]
[Rips off sash from face] Oh you have to be kidding me.

[Starts loading storm bolter] You have until I finish loading to reconsider being here, Ork.

*a bunch of very angry MegaNobz steps between me and BC*
*laughs*
I WOULDN'T TRY IT HUMIE! MY BOYZ ARE GONNA KRUMP YA IF YA TRY!

*Begins to run off to attend to other matters*

I'z gonna do what da Kommissar and da boss says, at the same time. And uh... oh no... YOU ZOGGIN' WASTE O' SPACE, YOU'Z STUPIDER DEN A SNOTLING! C'MERE AND I'LL SHOW YA JUST A QUARTER OF WHAT DA KOMMISSAR'S GONNA DO TO YA!!

*Loots BC's hat and runs around wearing it* Eheeheehee! I'z da kommissar now! Wheeeee!! *Scampers off*

OOC:
Bless you Kiln, you just gave me an idea for my next character....

[Doesn't look up and rams the bayonet of the stormbolter through the jaw of one MegaNob and out of his cranium, dropping him] [Finishes loading]
I gave you fair warning.

[Fires under the jaw of second MegaNob who's examining the first]

Ooc: Yarrick's bolter genuinely has a bayonet because 1980s Citadel. Try not to think about it too hard.

*bolt round bounces off of the mega armor of the MegaNob*
*MegaNobs descend on BC and begin pummeling him into the ground*
*laughs*
TURN HIM INTO SQUIG FEED BOYZ!

[Profuse swearing and attempts to regain footing]

OoC: I genuinely don't really know how to reply to a legendary storm bolter to the face not even stunning a MegaNob. Like, where I go from there in terms of anything in response. I'm just assuming any kind of physicak assault will be less, so similarly ignored, dodged or plot armored.