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2012/09/26 14:59:38
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Letzt stil - augmented Hirenkyaku allows me to move so fast teleportation is meaningless, while absolute reishi domination and an augmented Spirit Weapon allows me to obliterate you in one shot.
I wish for a Warlord Titan IRL.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2012/09/26 15:01:52
I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/26 15:06:18
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. I destroy it with my IMPERATOR TITAN MUAHAHAHAHA!
I wish I could disable everyones abilities (obviously not including myself) at my slightest whim.
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/09/26 15:07:19
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Cackling Chaos Conscript
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but you actually turn out be someone else, and can´t wish anymore.
I wish for a job.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/09/26 15:08:13
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2012/09/26 15:09:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - you're now a chef on the SS Gourmet.
I wish I knew which people on dakka are girls IRL.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/09/26 15:10:21
I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/26 15:46:21
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted you peeping tom you....
I wish people didnt make wishes that were so easily corrupted.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/26 16:49:37
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. Now they're so well thought out they're incorruptible.
I wish for nothing. Absolutely nothing. I don't want anything to exist, nothing to happen etc.
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/09/26 17:16:47
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. You IMPLODE IN THE COLD VACUUM OF SPACE! And there is nothing for you, because you are nothing.
I wish the US army had working, fully-functional mechas.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/09/26 17:36:32
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted. The japan uses theirs to beat ours. We are sorely unprepared for that war 
I wish the Gundam Project had legit details available.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/26 17:43:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. The instructions are written in a code no one can decipher.
I wish I had mechadendrites attached to my back.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/09/26 23:16:32
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Cackling Chaos Conscript
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Granted! But the mechadendrites is not even controlled by you, but your enemys.
I wish for a new computer.
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2012/09/26 23:33:51
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, but it requires blood sacrifices to work properly.
I wish I had my own suit of T-45d power armour.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/09/27 03:36:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. You put it on but you can't power it. You are now trapped forever inside the suit.
I wish I could walk into a GW store and find employees throwing out whole boxes of models.
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2012/09/27 03:42:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
Some Throne-Forsaken Battlefield on the other side of the Galaxy
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Granted, but they're Rouge Trader models that are full of broken bits, and they still try to charge you to take any.
I wish for Guardsmen to stay 5pts eternally.
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2012/09/27 05:07:08
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Guard cost 5 points but everything else costs 2.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2012/09/27 05:10:57
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Guard cost 5 points but everything else costs 2.
I wish we had another day before we open.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/09/27 07:08:06
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Cackling Chaos Conscript
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Granted! But there is an earthquake, so it´s impossible to open.
I wish for house of my own.
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2012/09/27 11:32:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted. It burns down.
I wish it didnt take so long to rank up in space marine.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/27 11:37:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - it takes even longer.
I wish people would stop calling me too 'demanding' because of my high standards regarding the opposite sex.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/27 11:42:35
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted. They call you needy instead.
I wish that Comic Con wasnt so damn far away.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/27 11:46:28
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - its now no where.
I wish for a pair of pointy, 'old man' shoes.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/27 12:11:06
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. They look horrible. That's about it.
I wish I would get more feedback on my race...
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/09/27 13:47:39
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Cackling Chaos Conscript
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Granted! But you get terrible feedback.
I wish for nothing.
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2012/09/27 14:53:51
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
Some Throne-Forsaken Battlefield on the other side of the Galaxy
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Granted. All your earthly possessions no longer exist.
I wish I could ever remember to work on my models.
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2012/09/27 18:52:21
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. But just as soon as you remember, your brain switches to something entirely different.
I wish I had more time to tend to my models.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/09/28 00:53:43
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Nasty Nob
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Granted. That is, you have 38 hours alone with your models in a sunken submarine and your oxygen is running out.
I wish my wisdom teeth were gone.
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2012/09/28 00:55:32
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Knight of the Inner Circle
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Granted the rest of your teeth fall out afterwards.
I wish I had 2 weeks off of school.
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 6000 points 
 4000 points 
Empire 5500 Points
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2012/09/28 01:02:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
Some Throne-Forsaken Battlefield on the other side of the Galaxy
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Granted. You are sentenced to 2 weeks in jail.
I wish Mat Ward hadn't written the Necron dex.
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2012/09/28 01:07:47
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, it was never written at all.
I wish people stopped all the Ward hate.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/09/28 01:38:14
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, Cruddace hate becomes the new thing.
I wish my dog didn't just eat my pizza.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/09/28 01:41:22
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, instead of eating just the Pizza, he not only eats the pizza but also everything in the fridge. he then barfs all over the rug due to a massive bellyache. You are then saddled with a monstrous vet bill and are cited by animal control for animal cruelty and negligence.
I wish for popcorn so I can laugh at all the Cruddace hate(I approve of your corruption  )
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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