40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**CREEEEEEEEED**

You. Receive. A. Peace. Of. Bacon. *smirks and winks at james*

I. Insert. A. Thunderstorm. Warning.

(Eat your heart out m9)

KaptinBadrukk wrote:
You receive a tactical genius, aren't you lucky

It's some tactical genius.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive 60mph winds

I insert quarter size hail

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a fun time

I insert singing in the rain

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive a bag of marbles

I insert a Land Speeder Box with nothing in it.

**JamesGang**

You receive a tired trapeze artist and a sack of bull testicles.

I insert all of my Dakka mates.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive hours of fun poker nights

I insert hours of terrible poker nights

**JamesGang**

You receive a bowl of popcorn and the weather channel.

I insert Dorothy Gale

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a confused expression

I insert a clever expression

**JamesGang**

You receive Joker.

I insert an exclamation mark. !

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive shock and awe

I insert Vietnam

**JamesGang**

You receive a rain forest and claymores.

I insert the Suez Canal

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a crisis

I insert crisis 2

**JamesGang**

You receive Cuba in the 1960's

I insert Sawney Bean

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive Sweeney Todd

I insert Scotland (read successionist arseholes)

**JamesGang**

Secessionist you mean?

You receive the idea of an autonomous nation.

I insert my support.

**NinjaJc01**

You receive a rod of rebar, fired at 376m/s
I insert FW IG Hostile Environment upgrade pack torsos (They look awesome)

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive Victoria miniatures tannenburg fusiliers

I insert a beastman

**Verviedi**

You recieve a furry.

I insert a chocolate cake.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive an empty plate

I insert an apple

**lliu**

You receive the very pissed-off Omnissiah.

I insert myself into the machine (risky).

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive tentical eldar porn

I insert a concerned councillor

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive a thunderblog.

I insert a locked thread.

**ZergSmasher**

You receive a padlock and a piece of twine.

I insert 888 Bloodletters of Khorne.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive 666 nurglings

I insert 111 screamers of tzeench

**NinjaJc01**

You receive having this thread PURGED with FIRE!!!
I insert my last flamer canister

**snurl**

You get a marshmellow on a stick!

I insert a hollow rabbit.

**NinjaJc01**

(Is it chocolate?) You receive a species of plant that is extinct in the 41st millennium(Cocoa) (Thank the emperor for Chrome's spell checker)
I insert an impending birthday

**snurl**

You get the electric bill.

I insert a can of WD-40.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a face

I insert a leg

**lliu**

You receive a painless amputation.

I insert that amputated leg.