40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**KaptinBadrukk**

You get Me.

I insert a memory stick.

**Verviedi**

You recieve a memetic kill agent.

I insert a memetic kill agent.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive my worst nightmare

I insert Faibaddon's worst nightmare

**JamesGang**

You receive me dancing in a thong to Gerardo's Rico Suave one hit wonder from the early 90's.

I insert a sippy cup.

**Matthew**

You get a slippin' Jimmy.

**lliu**

What do you insert?

**Verviedi**

You recieve a pile of cats, made of chocolate.

I insert a healthy tumor.

**ZergSmasher**

You get Arnold Schwarzenegger saying "It's not a tumor!"

I insert Lou Ferrigno.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get ripped!

I insert Codex: Sly Marbo.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive hopes and dreams, and one guy shouting "Ermagherd yet another codex with like, no units in, like, OMG GW, stop messing around, get your gak straight, ermagherd!"

I insert the Bowie bulge

**snurl**

You get a lump.

I insert big hair.

**lliu**

You receive a lady.

I shine a dim light into the machine to see what's going on in there.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive blindness and amnesia

I insert amnesia spray

**lliu**

You receive a portal to the nether.

I insert a bottle of mysterious milky liquid.

**JamesGang**

You receive a vault key to the local sperm bank.

I insert a microwave.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

You get a hot plate of cold food.

I insert a virgin sacrifice.

**Verviedi**

You recieve a gateway with 9 tentacles emerging from it. The tips of the tentactles generate more tentacles, which in turn generate more tentacles.

I insert a baby seal.

**snurl**

You get clubbed over the head.

I insert old VHS tapes.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive severe thunderstorms

I insert torrential rains that flooded my front yard this morning.

**JamesGang**

Wtf?

You receive a VHS DVD player....

I insert a dime.

**lliu**

You receive a bottle of milk.

I insert that key to the local sp*rm bank.

**JamesGang**

You receive a different bottle of milk.

I insert a broken mauler fiend and my hammer.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a cat calmly licking itself

I insert a dog, a much better pet and life choice

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive a tactical genius, aren't you lucky.

I insert a tyranid carnifex.

**lliu**

You receive a lot of crashing noises, and a big hole in the machine where the Carnifex got out.

I insert the Carnifex again.

**Verviedi**

You recieve a *Prepared Carnifex Heart*

**JamesGang**

You insert your poor memory and receive a fish slap.

I insert a piece of Sawney Bean's dinner!

(Do your homework people. Don't give me a thunderstorm warning or a piece of bacon or CREEEEEEEEEEEEED!)

**snurl**

You get Mr. Bean's adventures, the entire first season, on DVD.

I insert The Keep.

**lliu**

You receive a stone wall.

I insert 300000000 Hormagaunts (will that fit?!).

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive instant death.

I Insert my attack bike