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what do YOU think is more powerful than a ig lasgun? i know what im voting.

i chose sneezing, simply cause once i sneezed during a game and literally blew away my devastators squad.

I chose burnt toast, because I absolutely hate burnt toast. I'd rather have a laser pointer on my face then to have to eat burnt toast.

My cat

Bolters, shuriken weaponry, and pulse rifles would all be valid answers here, but you seem to have forgotten to include them in this poll.
Lasguns are described as being at least as powerful as machine guns.

None of the things listed on your poll are even considered to be weapons, much less weapons that would be more dangerous than a machine gun.

I don't think you put very much thought into this poll at all, and frankly I think that "the ability to read" must be too strong for you to grasp, seeing as how you are apparently unable to do a little research on the power of a lasgun before setting up this poll.

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How bout Microsoft's 360 Red ring of death

The Will of the Emperor or the Opponent's Girlfriend.

id rather have a laser gun pointed at my head then a kick in the balls.

I say dog farts. Even the smallest dog can clear a room, like a Tyranid Toxin Spore Mine.

i chose even more burnt toast because you can only have so much toast before you choke,but a lasgun can hardly melt butter

Blue Screen of Death.

Lets face it guys, we have all been there.....

Except for us mac users!

Buy a mac!

<-----Ready to be flamed

No thanks.

Orkeosaurus wrote:Bolters, shuriken weaponry, and pulse rifles would all be valid answers here, but you seem to have forgotten to include them in this poll.
Lasguns are described as being at least as powerful as machine guns.

None of the things listed on your poll are even considered to be weapons, much less weapons that would be more dangerous than a machine gun.

I don't think you put very much thought into this poll at all, and frankly I think that "the ability to read" must be too strong for you to grasp, seeing as how you are apparently unable to do a little research on the power of a lasgun before setting up this poll.

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calm down, it was just a friendly poll and frankly, although i play ig, im some what bashing lasguns.

i should have posted more answers, just pick one up there then tell your wanted answer in a comment.

LordBoJangles wrote:calm down, it was just a poll and frankly, although i play ig, im some what bashing lasguns.

I was just joking around. That was the reason for the winking ork.

Seriously, though the ability to read is more powerful than any laser gun!
Because it fires lasers made out of your imagination.


(Also, MAX R THE SUxx0RS!)

I'm going with clapping. Simply because the idea of a massed applause assault leaves me feeling warm inside.

a whole legion of sm's clapping thats synchronized can be powerful.

When Marneus Calgar claps with his giant hands, it instantly destroys several hundred Nightlords.

i started thinking, what would happen if marined with power fists high fived eachother....this is what i came up with...

"incoming genestealer at 3-o'clock"
with a swing of his crackling powerfist, Emaur obliterates the xenos with one swoop"
"Didn't see that one, thanks Malar!"
"High five....what dont leave me hanging"
(malar comes runnig up) "Whoo!"
The two powerfists swing at eachother for a high-five, just as the 2 realized what they had done it was too late.
The two crackling power fists collided, thats caused a dark shockwave out in a 50 yard radius,the fists still in the air smoking, they began to shake.
"WHAT IS THIS!? I CAN'T MOVE MY HAND!"
"ME EITHER... EMPEROR HELP US!"
Due to the immense negative energies from the powerfists and the supercharged cells, a hole begins to envelop round their fists
"WHAT IS THIS MALAR!?"
"I DONT KNOW BUT AH.AH...AHHHHHHHHH!"
Both marines get focibly sucked into the negative hole, as it gets bigger and bigger pulling everything around it inside, treed debris, bodies etc get sucked in as the hole gets larger and larger.
The rest of the marines and tyranids see this but it is too late, try as they may to flee but the void is inescapeable.
As the tear in to reality itself gets larger more gets swalloewed whole, from a rhino to a carnifex, to a land raider and a trigon, none can escape. 0 700 hours, 15 minutes after ine initial high five, half the planet is encased in a purple void, 5 minutes later the whole planet dissappears. All orbiting ships try to escape but its too late.
As the void reaches critical mass, it explodes into itself sending out a shockwave heard all over the universe. IT is now called the eye of terror.

My dog is more dangerous than a lasgun, or anything in 40k. What can a pile of plastic and metal do when a dog eats it?

I chose pillow to the face...gave me a nose bleed once. That was one bad-ass pillow

Cheese Elemental wrote:My dog is more dangerous than a lasgun, or anything in 40k. What can a pile of plastic and metal do when a dog eats it?

He may need a hefty stool softener if he ate a lot of metal bits.....

I choose option 15: All of the above.

Yeah lasguns REALLY suck!

Lasguns are cool. They're for the real men who don't use just one bullet to immolate another human -- like S/M gene-freaks.

They use... about 7 Clips (Right word?) to raise a bruise.

Brutal.

~sA (Loves lasguns.)

Dreadwinter wrote:

Cheese Elemental wrote:My dog is more dangerous than a lasgun, or anything in 40k. What can a pile of plastic and metal do when a dog eats it?

He may need a hefty stool softener if he ate a lot of metal bits.....

She doesn't so much eat them as chew them thouroughly. Fear the power of my whippet.

i know i should have had more answers/options but with too many options, there would have been a wider range of answers, but i forgot to put in a 15th answer oops.

Sneezes, definitely, especially ORK sneezes, from warbosses, on warbikes, with uh... warchoppas.

Yea.

And also zipnapalms Cat, that too!

imagine if a space marine sneezed without taking his helmet off. mid fire "i got the target in my si..ah...ahhh AHH. choo....Target gone?....eeew theres snot on my visor."

i want to try to get to 100 votes

can we add a rubberband shooter to this list?

how about a jammed staple gun?