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what do YOU think is more powerful than a las gun?
sour milk
the blue screen of death
a pillow to the face
a flash light
burnt toast
even more burnt toast
watching paint dry
dog farts
the ability to read
sneezing
clapping your hands
AAA batteries
Hey i like lasguns
the white stuff on the sides of your mouth when your thirsty

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Made in au
Slippery Scout Biker




Australia

A little kitten would kill them all!

I won the under 16's event at CanCon and i am not stopping there. 1500pts of 1500pts of
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Made in gb
Mindless Spore Mine




Socks with a bar of soap inside

Thou shalt not attempt to offer a Carnifex a breath mint.

It is not funny to put an “Eat me” sign on the Librarian’s back prior to a Tyranid attack.

Thou shalt not refer to Ripper Swarms as... “Cute”.

 
   
Made in us
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





The Bowling Alley

a light live tap from the gentleman holding the lasgun?

"When the going gets tough... Karma's a b***h." - Sinism 
   
Made in gb
Guardsman with Flashlight





UK

I put "a Pillow to the Face"

People are using lasers to rectify their face now right??

Think of the Imperial Guard as a load of cosmetic surgeons.

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The Lord said, "Thou Shalt Not Kill", now listen to me. F**K THAT S**T. 
   
Made in us
Stalwart Dark Angels Space Marine





I voted that I like a Lasgun for a few reasons. Allow me to share the vast destructive capabilities of the Lasgun

Can be used as an effective clubbing device.

Can include a bayonet attachment.

Makes a fun "Pew!" noise.

If shi-... fired directly into the eyes, can cause retinal damage.

Dogs and cats go crazy trying to catch the light.

The shouldering strap can be used to strangle someone.

Highly effective against those wearing night vision goggles.

By attaching a magnifying glass to the end, you can burn ants... and we all know ants are just tiny tyranids.



 
   
Made in us
Opportunist




Supplicating in front of the SPAM god. (sound dirty doesn't it?)

Grues


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"At least when you are up against the servants of Khorne you can always count on them to run straight at you." - Commissar Caiphas Cain

Glorius is the mighty SPAM god and the lesser god Pork. May they forever shine bacon and BBQ down upon us! -Emperors Faithful

SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey 
   
Made in dk
Newbie Black Templar Neophyte





Burned toast, burned toast and even more burned toast!

My death will be avenged millions of rapid fire las bolts, followed by a plethora of heavy weapons artillery and other colorful assortments of death that will send chaos crying back to the warp where they will remain until they come up with another one of their "original" plans

"Pain is temporary, Honour is forever" 
   
Made in us
Drakhun





Eaton Rapids, MI

Nail Clippers...beats the lasgun any day

Now with 100% more blog....

CLICK THE LINK to my painting blog... You know you wanna. Do it, Just do it, like right now.
http://fltmedicpaints.blogspot.com

 
   
Made in ba
Boom! Leman Russ Commander







Necromancer is more powerful than a lasgun.

Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.

My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
 
   
 
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