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what do YOU think is more powerful than a las gun?
sour milk
the blue screen of death
a pillow to the face
a flash light
burnt toast
even more burnt toast
watching paint dry
dog farts
the ability to read
sneezing
clapping your hands
AAA batteries
Hey i like lasguns
the white stuff on the sides of your mouth when your thirsty

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AAA batteries i swallod one and my was all lomby and my farts smelt funny

 
   
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Some of those options are hilarious, hahaha. I chose the ability to read. Because knowledge is power. G I JOEEEEE.

Actually to be honest I think its more because sometimes I've read posts so abysmal that my brain actually hurt. Which is more than I can say for a lasgun...
   
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What do you mean, an African or European swallow?
Seriously though fluffy pillows all the way
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Sergeant: Right lads, Big green chap charging at us five pillows rapid
Ork: WAAAAAAAAGHMMMMMSLEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPYYYYY ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Sergeant: Fix tickly feathers. CHARGE!!
Ork: GIGGLE SNORTLE
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smiling Assassin wrote:Lasguns are cool. They're for the real men who don't use just one bullet to immolate another human -- like S/M gene-freaks.

They use... about 7 Clips (Right word?) to raise a bruise.

Brutal.

~sA (Loves lasguns.)


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Look out the window...

Though it wasn't an option I think cutlery is stronger. My opinion of cutlery being stronger than a lasgun was reinforced after reading the short print of "The Slaughter of Clan Mackenzie". In this an Eversor Assassin kills 317 members of the same Clan mostly using items like butter knives and silver soup spoons.

Talk about dangerous
   
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you missed out kittens tears

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Plantersville, Texas

That white stuff in the side of your mouth is deadly...
   
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Earth

anticitizen013 wrote:Some of those options are hilarious, hahaha. I chose the ability to read. Because knowledge is power. G I JOEEEEE


YEAH! i didnt think of that

1500 vs 1500 -40k
2500 vs 2500 -fantasy

 
   
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how about : rick arstens music ?

   
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Pensacola, FL

is there anything not more powerful then a lasgun


 
   
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dirty diapers

   
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Burtucky, Michigan

hmm.... Im pretty sure even a jammed up slugga being thrown at something is more dangerous then a lasgun
   
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feer the power of rapid fired flashlights!
   
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I heard that a one armed battle wounded guardian throwing the little shuriken ammo from his busteda$$ gun deals more damage.
   
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My right pinky.

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Ghost in the Darkness wrote:How bout Microsoft's 360 Red ring of death


At least microsoft offers to fix this for you...

GW never offered to fix the lasgun.

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london

My cat tomas is more powerful than an ig lasgun, once she clambered onto the table during a game and there were piles of bodies everywhere. God the massacre.

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Fafnir wrote:You don't really tend to notice blanks. If you're in a crowded room with one, you'll never notice him.
People tend to notice Pariahs. If you're in a crowded room with one, everyone's killing themselves.

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Devastating Dark Reaper




Arizona

lasguns cant penetrate anything. I bet an m16 could penetrate IG armor. It has to have the penetration power of a 9mm or something. They would be seriously better off with bullet weapons. They'd be easier to manufacture too.

That or rainbows, I hear they are pretty powerful compared to a lasgun.
   
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Oh my god! sig-worthy!

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Hello Guardsmen, look at your Leman, now back to mine, now back to your Leman, now back to mine. Sadly, your Leman isn't mine, but if they stopped using standard engines and switched to Lucifer Pattern, they could move like they're mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? Your in a battlefield with the Rhino your Leman could move like. Whats in your hand, back at me, I have it, it's the fire control for the Twin-linked Assault Cannons aimed at you. Look again, it's a Deep-Striked Land-Raider. Anything is possible when your Tanks move like Blood Angels, and not like Guardsmen. I'm on a Baneblade. 
   
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Earth

Lol, i like the opinions

1500 vs 1500 -40k
2500 vs 2500 -fantasy

 
   
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I choose custom choice... An even BIGGER LASGUN. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Clams, man... clams... if the IG had clams... *shudders*

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london

531 small 2 inch lenght pieces of string?

Cheese Elemental-Love does not bloom in 40k. Love burns. It gets turned inside out, set on fire, raped, shot with bolters, and beaten with a crowbar.
Fafnir wrote:You don't really tend to notice blanks. If you're in a crowded room with one, you'll never notice him.
People tend to notice Pariahs. If you're in a crowded room with one, everyone's killing themselves.

Armies:
40K: 500+ pts,
1000+pts, 1000+ pts
Fantasy: Lizardmen (Wip)
Planned: Deamons, Easterlings 
   
 
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