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quit voting i like lasguns people

i think a pillow to the face, because if ya put something in it......... and also if ya read my signature,you will see why.

You forgot something far more powerful than a mere lasgun: SPAM (the meat product, not the email version)!!!

i would say that a stuffed olive is more powerful, it could choke someone to death

You've obviously never been around a dog with gas. The horror that inflicts is more than mortal man can endure...

So I'll go with burnt toast. Or a small fluffy bunny.

definately dog farts....they're leathal.
dog farts
range - template
strength - X
ap - 1 (they can eat through armour)

What about all of the Above, +bunny rabits?

Not only lethal, but banned by the Geneva Convention. Think of the children!

all true

we need more voters

lasgun are great for their way to reload.
Out of ammo? Throw the cartridge in a fire! (it's true, it's in the codex)

just great!
...And dumb
...and great some more

come on people vote more

The ability to read, as then you can read the label on the crate next to the open one full of lasguns, the sticker says "BOLTERS" so you pick up one of those instead

Im an IG collector i like Lasguns although dog farts would be pretty effective. Get some big dogs and shove them on some stands and you would have a new heavy weapon!

Well, I think lasguns deserve more credit.

they are not the weakest 40k weapon out there.

and even if they were, they're what, 1S and 1Ap worse than a fortith millenium version of the M2 .50 caliber heavy machine gun (heavy stubber)?

So they are what, a FN SCAR-H 7.62mm battle rifle with infinite ammo and never jams?

and who cares even if they were the weakest, even Termies fail saves, and Termies are outnumbered 7 to 1 point for point.

YES 100 Votes!

Lasguns - more powerful then a Carnot engine

you for got flash light

sorry computer problems

I would hurt more getting hit by a Grot Blasta then a Lasgun. Why? It's solid shot.

Once I got punched in the throat. I think that throat punch was more powerful than a lasgun.

But throat punch wasn't on your list. So I couldn't vote.

Edit: My 777th post was about throat punching. I should remember this.

Babies forcibly hurled out of a cannon... definitely more powerful than a lasgun.

I'm not sure where that came from... but it probably has something to do with my avatar

You left the one out that I want for the Christmas season. A Genuine RED RYDER 200-shot Carbine Action Air Rifle. Just be careful 'cause, you'll shoot your eye out, kid(Gets Hot?).
I "Triple Dog Dare You" to prove otherwise.

Barring that I choose "Hey, I like Lasguns" I'm not an IG player so better for me.

LordBoJangles wrote:quit voting i like lasguns people

That's not how voting works, mate.

I still have a scar on my knee from being shot with an air rifle when I was six... or seven. Can't remember.

'All of the above' is my answer, obviously because all of them together are better than any of them individually.

AAA batteries POWER lasguns, so they can't be better than them. Do you get white stuff on the sides on your mouth when you're thirsty? This idea upsets me.

Surely the omnissiah would not see fit to equip our legions with the lasgun if it were not a mighty weapon indeed?

It should be very powerful if shot en masse.

Hey, I like Lasguns - the 41st Millenuim scratch cards

I chose dog farts because... well... because dog farts will actually clear a room because they're so horrid.

A lasgun in a room... well.. someone would use it to light a cigarette - until someone handed them a zippo.
So...after that, theyll just use it as a paperweight.

honestly tho - I've always wanted to play IG... they look like so much fun... who needs power armor and bolters when you have flak armor and a commisar behind you?
Gotta give em a try.

smiling Assassin wrote:Lasguns are cool. They're for the real men who don't use just one bullet to immolate another human -- like S/M gene-freaks.

They use... about 7 Clips (Right word?) to raise a bruise.

Brutal.

~sA (Loves lasguns.)

British shooting instructors have a saying. "If you can't do it in one shot, don't do it at all." How do you like them apples?

If at first you don't succeed... try until the bad guys get really close to you.

Then throw your weapon at them and run like hell.

hopefully, the enemy will be so confused as to why the enemy is using such a pansy @$$ gun that their heads will explode.

I voted for the lasgun =P