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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk




Olympia, Waaaghshinton

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/nassau/ny-limart1129,0,167903.story

Seriously, it seems that the attraction of Black Friday is not as much the deals rather ten the opportunity to act like total ing dicks to each other. A man died and a woman miscarried because some hambeast needed to save $10 on a package deal involving bacon and a plasma tv. Supposedly, even when the EMTs came, people just rushed around the dying guy and the pregnant woman who was trampled.

What's worse is I have to go out and get some more groceries today.
   
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Dominating Dominatrix






Piercing the heavens

Ehm....are we sure that all those customers were....human.

Just a thought...
   
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati





London.

I could make a lame joke about the ''credit crunch'' here but in light of the story I'll pass.

I really should be spending my time more constructively. 
   
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw





Buzzard's Knob

This is why 90% of my Xmas shopping will be via the internet.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 
   
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine





I never get why a holiday about good will makes people monsters

And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.

Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole 
   
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Bonn

warpcrafter wrote:This is why 90% of my Xmas shopping will be via the internet.


qft
   
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Murfreesboro, TN

sexiest_hero wrote:I never get why a holiday about good will makes people monsters


It doesn't MAKE them monsters; they're already monsters, hidden under a thin veneer of societal boundaries and behavioral acceptability. People will talk about "peace on earth, goodwill to man", but when it comes down to it, they're out for themselves and their own and no-one else's life even matters to them.

As a rule of thumb, the designers do not hide "easter eggs" in the rules. If clever reading is required to unlock some sort of hidden option, then it is most likely the result of wishful thinking.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake;
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

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Grafton, MA

It gets even worse:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27957714/

- Bob

   
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Buzzard's Knob

We do share 98% of our DNA with chimps, and they're nasty little critters. Some researchers did an experiment with rats a few years ago, where they let them breed in a closed system until they ran out of room, and they had their own mini-apopcalypse that left few rats still alive. I wonder how close we are to our own bloody population-control event. (Maybe it's already started...)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut






London UK

yeah,
That's all a bit nuts... killing over toys!

On the side topic of Over population. From the H.R. Giger website check this out:

'THE BIRTH MACHINE IS H.R. GIGER's ARTISTIC MANIFESTATION OF
HIS STRONGLY HELD BELIEF THAT THE GREATEST THREAT TO OUR CIVILIZATION IS THE APPROACHING OVERPOPULATION OF THE PLANET.'

H.R. GIGER's THE BIRTH MACHINE




would you like to know more

PAnic...

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Longtime Dakkanaut






London UK

yeah, Sorry double post... dakka sorta froze or something and I kept hitting post... my bad...PAnic...

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Olympia, Waaaghshinton

Panic wrote:yeah,
That's all a bit nuts... killing over toys!


C'mon dude, did you think the east side Crips would ever let the bloods get a hold of a tickle me elmo?
   
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Mayhem Comics in Des Moines, Iowa

There was no miscarriage, the woman and her baby came out fine.

And the shooting had nothing to do with toys or shopping, it was two rival "groups" that bumped into each other and came to blows and then guns.

 
   
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Dominating Dominatrix






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I stand to my Zombie theory.
   
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warpcrafter wrote:We do share 98% of our DNA with chimps


Ya but we also share 90+% with a banana
   
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Norristown, PA

I only had to buy 1 present to buy at a store friday.. a lego star wars star destroyer for my nephew that of course I'll help him build. Just cuz it was a great deal. All my other gifts will be arriving this week thanks to Amazon

it's really sick they way people act over xmas shopping. :(

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Grumpy Longbeard






I occasionally have to travel down Oxford Street in London, the busiest pedestrian street in the world. I avoid it like the plague in December, it's like trying to walk through the front bit of a Metallica crowd or summat.

Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone's got one and they all stink. 
   
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Somewhere in south-central England.

Greebynog wrote:I occasionally have to travel down Oxford Street in London, the busiest pedestrian street in the world. ... .


Is it really?

My office is two minutes south of Oxford Street, so I am often walking there at lunchtime and early evening. I think it's probably worse at weekends.

I should have thought some of the main streets in Tokyo were more crowded -- the Shibuya crossing, and the area around Shinjuku Station.

I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
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Dominating Dominatrix






Piercing the heavens

I already bought all of my christmas presents
   
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RapidKiller wrote:
warpcrafter wrote:We do share 98% of our DNA with chimps


Ya but we also share 90+% with a banana


You laugh now, but it’s only because you’ve never been at an after-Christmas sale and gotten attacked by a banana.

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Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. 
   
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Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.

Waaargh! seems like the best description I have found so far to describe this trajedy.

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Canterbury

What is this Black Friday then ? Is it just a randomly picked day for a sale or is there a specific reason for it having said title ?

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The Great State of Texas

Day after Thanksgiving. Traditional start of the Christmas shopping season-although retailers were putting Christmas junk out prior to Halloween (which so annoyed me). Typically retailers will put some specials out at that time, especially if the economy is not so hot.

*Christmas lights good
*Christmas songs good
*Christmas materiality fostered by retailers not good.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Canterbury

Frazzled wrote:Day after Thanksgiving. Traditional start of the Christmas shopping season-although retailers were putting Christmas junk out prior to Halloween (which so annoyed me). Typically retailers will put some specials out at that time, especially if the economy is not so hot.

*Christmas lights good
*Christmas songs good
*Christmas materiality fostered by retailers not good.


I see, ta.

.... with regards to Christmas songs do you guys get the same songs endlessly played eveywhere that we do ? Apparently the most played UK christmas songs are

1. Last Christmas - Wham!
2. Do They Know It's Christmas? (original 1984 recording) - Band Aid
3. Fairytale of New York - The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl
4. All I Want For Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey
5. Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - Bruce Springsteen
6. Stop The Cavalry - Jona Lewie
7. I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday - Wizzard
8. Merry Xmas Everybody - Slade
9. Lonely This Christmas - Mud
10. White Christmas - Bing Crosby

I get heartily sick of them all by mid December.

The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
 
   
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The Great State of Texas

A bunch of them. But we have something called satellite and internet radio that has "oldies" and classical (I mean like Vienna Boys choir and pre 1800s). Now thats Old School!

Mmm. time to crank it up.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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The USA



people are allready starting to blame the evil walmart for the death.

"Quick, blame them before somebady blames US!!!!"
   
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Kilkrazy wrote:
Greebynog wrote:I occasionally have to travel down Oxford Street in London, the busiest pedestrian street in the world. ... .


Is it really?

My office is two minutes south of Oxford Street, so I am often walking there at lunchtime and early evening. I think it's probably worse at weekends.

I should have thought some of the main streets in Tokyo were more crowded -- the Shibuya crossing, and the area around Shinjuku Station.


I heard it on Brainiac, so take that for what you will as a source. I had a similar initial reaction, I thought it'd be somewhere in Tokyo too, perhaps it's the sheer length of Oxford Street that wins it the crown.

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The USA

just read the one about the 2 gits in the toy store

good. 2 less idiots in the world now.

it is a shame that the anit gun wack jobs will come out the woodwork on this one though...

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Nuremberg

That's disgusting.
The whole fething crowd should have spent a couple of days in jail and gotten criminal records.
That's no way to behave.

   
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Milwaukee, WI

The reason it's called Black Friday is that it always occurs the day after thanksgiving (which is always a thursday) AND it is the day most retailers start showing positive income on their books. (Red is negative black is positive in $ terms). Just has a creepy name due to technical terms.
   
 
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