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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/11/28 22:47:40
Subject: Wal-Mart worker dies in Black Friday Waaagh.
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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk
Olympia, Waaaghshinton
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http://www.newsday.com/news/local/nassau/ny-limart1129,0,167903.story
Seriously, it seems that the attraction of Black Friday is not as much the deals rather ten the opportunity to act like total  ing dicks to each other. A man died and a woman miscarried because some hambeast needed to save $10 on a package deal involving bacon and a plasma tv. Supposedly, even when the EMTs came, people just rushed around the dying guy and the pregnant woman who was trampled.
What's worse is I have to go out and get some more groceries today.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/11/28 22:56:31
Subject: Re:Wal-Mart worker dies in Black Friday Waaagh.
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Dominating Dominatrix
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Ehm....are we sure that all those customers were....human.
Just a thought...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/11/28 23:45:01
Subject: Re:Wal-Mart worker dies in Black Friday Waaagh.
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
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I could make a lame joke about the ''credit crunch'' here but in light of the story I'll pass.
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I really should be spending my time more constructively. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/11/28 23:57:29
Subject: Re:Wal-Mart worker dies in Black Friday Waaagh.
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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This is why 90% of my Xmas shopping will be via the internet.
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/11/29 07:42:45
Subject: Wal-Mart worker dies in Black Friday Waaagh.
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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I never get why a holiday about good will makes people monsters
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And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.
Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/11/29 08:39:43
Subject: Re:Wal-Mart worker dies in Black Friday Waaagh.
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Plastictrees
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warpcrafter wrote:This is why 90% of my Xmas shopping will be via the internet.
qft
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/11/29 08:45:43
Subject: Wal-Mart worker dies in Black Friday Waaagh.
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Murfreesboro, TN
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sexiest_hero wrote:I never get why a holiday about good will makes people monsters
It doesn't MAKE them monsters; they're already monsters, hidden under a thin veneer of societal boundaries and behavioral acceptability. People will talk about "peace on earth, goodwill to man", but when it comes down to it, they're out for themselves and their own and no-one else's life even matters to them.
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As a rule of thumb, the designers do not hide "easter eggs" in the rules. If clever reading is required to unlock some sort of hidden option, then it is most likely the result of wishful thinking.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake;
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/11/29 08:58:13
Subject: Wal-Mart worker dies in Black Friday Waaagh.
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Fresh-Faced New User
Grafton, MA
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/11/29 15:44:14
Subject: Re:Wal-Mart worker dies in Black Friday Waaagh.
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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We do share 98% of our DNA with chimps, and they're nasty little critters. Some researchers did an experiment with rats a few years ago, where they let them breed in a closed system until they ran out of room, and they had their own mini-apopcalypse that left few rats still alive. I wonder how close we are to our own bloody population-control event. (Maybe it's already started...)
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/11/29 16:23:36
Subject: Re:Wal-Mart worker dies in Black Friday Waaagh.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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yeah,
That's all a bit nuts... killing over toys!
On the side topic of Over population. From the H.R. Giger website check this out:
'THE BIRTH MACHINE IS H.R. GIGER's ARTISTIC MANIFESTATION OF
HIS STRONGLY HELD BELIEF THAT THE GREATEST THREAT TO OUR CIVILIZATION IS THE APPROACHING OVERPOPULATION OF THE PLANET.'
H.R. GIGER's THE BIRTH MACHINE
would you like to know more
PAnic...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/11/29 16:24:03
Subject: Re:Wal-Mart worker dies in Black Friday Waaagh.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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yeah, Sorry double post... dakka sorta froze or something and I kept hitting post... my bad...PAnic...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/11/29 18:50:45
Subject: Re:Wal-Mart worker dies in Black Friday Waaagh.
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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk
Olympia, Waaaghshinton
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Panic wrote:yeah,
That's all a bit nuts... killing over toys!
C'mon dude, did you think the east side Crips would ever let the bloods get a hold of a tickle me elmo?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/11/29 19:35:41
Subject: Wal-Mart worker dies in Black Friday Waaagh.
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Prescient Cryptek of Eternity
Mayhem Comics in Des Moines, Iowa
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There was no miscarriage, the woman and her baby came out fine.
And the shooting had nothing to do with toys or shopping, it was two rival "groups" that bumped into each other and came to blows and then guns.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/11/29 22:19:34
Subject: Wal-Mart worker dies in Black Friday Waaagh.
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Dominating Dominatrix
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I stand to my Zombie theory.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/11/30 01:47:34
Subject: Re:Wal-Mart worker dies in Black Friday Waaagh.
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Fresh-Faced New User
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warpcrafter wrote:We do share 98% of our DNA with chimps
Ya but we also share 90+% with a banana
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/11/30 16:23:53
Subject: Wal-Mart worker dies in Black Friday Waaagh.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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I only had to buy 1 present to buy at a store friday.. a lego star wars star destroyer for my nephew that of course I'll help him build. Just cuz it was a great deal. All my other gifts will be arriving this week thanks to Amazon
it's really sick they way people act over xmas shopping. :(
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/11/30 16:55:18
Subject: Wal-Mart worker dies in Black Friday Waaagh.
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Grumpy Longbeard
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I occasionally have to travel down Oxford Street in London, the busiest pedestrian street in the world. I avoid it like the plague in December, it's like trying to walk through the front bit of a Metallica crowd or summat.
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Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone's got one and they all stink. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/11/30 19:22:36
Subject: Wal-Mart worker dies in Black Friday Waaagh.
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Greebynog wrote:I occasionally have to travel down Oxford Street in London, the busiest pedestrian street in the world. ... .
Is it really?
My office is two minutes south of Oxford Street, so I am often walking there at lunchtime and early evening. I think it's probably worse at weekends.
I should have thought some of the main streets in Tokyo were more crowded -- the Shibuya crossing, and the area around Shinjuku Station.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/11/30 19:41:19
Subject: Wal-Mart worker dies in Black Friday Waaagh.
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Dominating Dominatrix
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I already bought all of my christmas presents
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/01 05:59:33
Subject: Re:Wal-Mart worker dies in Black Friday Waaagh.
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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RapidKiller wrote:warpcrafter wrote:We do share 98% of our DNA with chimps
Ya but we also share 90+% with a banana
You laugh now, but it’s only because you’ve never been at an after-Christmas sale and gotten attacked by a banana.
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/01 12:01:42
Subject: Wal-Mart worker dies in Black Friday Waaagh.
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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Waaargh! seems like the best description I have found so far to describe this trajedy.
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/01 12:24:33
Subject: Re:Wal-Mart worker dies in Black Friday Waaagh.
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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What is this Black Friday then ? Is it just a randomly picked day for a sale or is there a specific reason for it having said title ?
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king, |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/01 12:29:22
Subject: Wal-Mart worker dies in Black Friday Waaagh.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Day after Thanksgiving. Traditional start of the Christmas shopping season-although retailers were putting Christmas junk out prior to Halloween (which so annoyed me). Typically retailers will put some specials out at that time, especially if the economy is not so hot.
*Christmas lights good
*Christmas songs good
*Christmas materiality fostered by retailers not good.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/01 12:40:23
Subject: Wal-Mart worker dies in Black Friday Waaagh.
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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Frazzled wrote:Day after Thanksgiving. Traditional start of the Christmas shopping season-although retailers were putting Christmas junk out prior to Halloween (which so annoyed me). Typically retailers will put some specials out at that time, especially if the economy is not so hot.
*Christmas lights good
*Christmas songs good
*Christmas materiality fostered by retailers not good.
I see, ta.
.... with regards to Christmas songs do you guys get the same songs endlessly played eveywhere that we do ? Apparently the most played UK christmas songs are
1. Last Christmas - Wham!
2. Do They Know It's Christmas? (original 1984 recording) - Band Aid
3. Fairytale of New York - The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl
4. All I Want For Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey
5. Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - Bruce Springsteen
6. Stop The Cavalry - Jona Lewie
7. I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday - Wizzard
8. Merry Xmas Everybody - Slade
9. Lonely This Christmas - Mud
10. White Christmas - Bing Crosby
I get heartily sick of them all by mid December.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king, |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/01 12:44:22
Subject: Wal-Mart worker dies in Black Friday Waaagh.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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A bunch of them. But we have something called satellite and internet radio that has "oldies" and classical (I mean like Vienna Boys choir and pre 1800s). Now thats Old School!
Mmm. time to crank it up.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/01 15:28:12
Subject: Re:Wal-Mart worker dies in Black Friday Waaagh.
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
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people are allready starting to blame the evil walmart for the death.
"Quick, blame them before somebady blames US!!!!"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/01 15:31:42
Subject: Wal-Mart worker dies in Black Friday Waaagh.
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Grumpy Longbeard
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Kilkrazy wrote:Greebynog wrote:I occasionally have to travel down Oxford Street in London, the busiest pedestrian street in the world. ... .
Is it really?
My office is two minutes south of Oxford Street, so I am often walking there at lunchtime and early evening. I think it's probably worse at weekends.
I should have thought some of the main streets in Tokyo were more crowded -- the Shibuya crossing, and the area around Shinjuku Station.
I heard it on Brainiac, so take that for what you will as a source. I had a similar initial reaction, I thought it'd be somewhere in Tokyo too, perhaps it's the sheer length of Oxford Street that wins it the crown.
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Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone's got one and they all stink. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/01 15:33:08
Subject: Re:Wal-Mart worker dies in Black Friday Waaagh.
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
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just read the one about the 2 gits in the toy store good. 2 less idiots in the world now. it is a shame that the anit gun wack jobs will come out the woodwork on this one though...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/01 15:34:10
Subject: Wal-Mart worker dies in Black Friday Waaagh.
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Joined the Military for Authentic Experience
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That's disgusting.
The whole fething crowd should have spent a couple of days in jail and gotten criminal records.
That's no way to behave.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/01 16:06:05
Subject: Wal-Mart worker dies in Black Friday Waaagh.
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Stalwart Dark Angels Space Marine
Milwaukee, WI
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The reason it's called Black Friday is that it always occurs the day after thanksgiving (which is always a thursday) AND it is the day most retailers start showing positive income on their books. (Red is negative black is positive in $ terms). Just has a creepy name due to technical terms.
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