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So what do you want for xmas and why were on the topic, santa is a pervet! Sneaking into childrens house's in the middle of the night! im leaving laxitive tablets in santa's milk this year!

H.B.M.C. wrote:A competative gamer writes a list to win a game.

A casual gamer writes a list to win a game and then pretends he didn't.


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last gen Daemonettes
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
 
   
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Fighter Pilot





Simi Valley, CA

I want Santa to bring me the GW gametable. But Santa is not real, just like my chances of owning one of those tables!

"Anything but a 1... ... dang." 
   
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Santa is real!

H.B.M.C. wrote:A competative gamer writes a list to win a game.

A casual gamer writes a list to win a game and then pretends he didn't.


Started my Salamanders army


 
   
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Fighter Pilot





Simi Valley, CA

Actually, in WFB, I would say Santa was a Chaos Dwarf. Lives in the north, long beard, enslaves elves and forces them into labor, etc.

"Anything but a 1... ... dang." 
   
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The Great State of Texas

I want this



and this:


I'll likely get this



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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Biloxi, MS USA

I want an AT-43 Red Blok army.

Luckily, I already know I'm getting one(my wife rocks).

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Busy somewhere, airin' out the skin jobs.

I'll tell you what I want from santa....


.....HIS BLOOD!....Rah! Khorne!! Santa's skull too, is welcome.

I'm camping out behind my X-mas tree with my 12 guage, my 10mm, an icepick and a can of vasaline! I'll show Santa what happens to fat men that break and enter into my house.

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Deadshane1 wrote:I'll tell you what I want from santa....


.....HIS BLOOD!....Rah! Khorne!! Santa's skull too, is welcome.

I'm camping out behind my X-mas tree with my 12 guage, my 10mm, an icepick and a can of vasaline! I'll show Santa what happens to fat men that break and enter into my house.



If im correct, santa is Khorne the blood red jacket gave it off, it from when hes been slaying santa little helpers all year.

H.B.M.C. wrote:A competative gamer writes a list to win a game.

A casual gamer writes a list to win a game and then pretends he didn't.


Started my Salamanders army


 
   
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Omnipotent Lord of Change





Albany, NY

#1) After this final 2 weeks of my first semester of grad school? To be done with my papers and unconscious

#2) After having my engagement go to hell at the start of the semester? A hot chick in me bed

#3) In reality? Some damn impressive motorcycle gear as an early present, thanks "Santa"

- Salvage

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Evasive Eshin Assassin






to not get laid off in january... come on santa!
   
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Wrack Sufferer





Bat Country

Peace and good will toward men?

Nah, that's stupid as hell.

I've hinted everyone to get me money or gift cards to places that have gaming stuff.

Santa will likely give me nothing due to all the premarital sex.

Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. 
   
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





Calgary

A sentinel (mars pattern), a special weapons blister (cadian), some more GS, and some molding silicone.

Frazzled, your wish is ridiculous. If you had that gun, a child would shoot himself with it, no questions asked. No matter how well you hid it, and no matter how careful you were. It would NOT, on the other hand, help you to defend you and/or your loved ones from home invasion, attack/rape/whatever else, victims of the zombie plague, or the kind of -censored-ing -censored- who believes that gun control is necessary.

Such people do exist, but I will not be making personal attacks on them, because that would accomplish much less than ensuring that the last words they ever spoke were "don't point that at me, I don't believe in those!!". But I won't be doing that either, because it wouldn't help convince others that guns should be completely legal, no matter what*, which is what I believe.

Actually the real reasons are that I won't be making personal attacks because that's not allowed here, and that I won't be shooting those who disagree with me on this matter because I don't own a gun.

*there are some exceptions of course, but I can't think of any right off. I added this because It's possible that someone somewhere has a decent exception. I didn't post this back in the other thread that was actually about this because I got so angry reading it that I couldn't type, and had to come to a christmas thread to cool down.

So Merry Christmas everyone, I hope everyone get's what they wished for. I won't be giving everyone here identical ties, BTW. Oafv. If I get the stuff I want, I'll post some really cool stuff here in a couple months. Hope it happens. Have a good one!


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Cap'n Gordino's instant grammar guide:
"This is TOO expensive." "I'm going TO the store, TO get some stuff."
"That is THEIR stuff." "THEY'RE crappy converters."
"I put it over THERE." "I'll go to the store THEN."
"He knows better THAN that." "This is NEW." "Most players KNEW that." 
   
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Burnaby, British Columbia

Me wantee some computer parts:
ATI radeon HD4850,
750W powersource...
and...
a nerf vulcan.

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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





Calgary

CaptainCommunsism wrote:a nerf vulcan.


Actually that reminds me, I'd like one of those rubber band Gatling guns now that you mention something that sounds similar. But they're a little too pricey...

It's better to simply be an idiot, as no one can call you on it here. -H.B.M.C.

Cap'n Gordino's instant grammar guide:
"This is TOO expensive." "I'm going TO the store, TO get some stuff."
"That is THEIR stuff." "THEY'RE crappy converters."
"I put it over THERE." "I'll go to the store THEN."
"He knows better THAN that." "This is NEW." "Most players KNEW that." 
   
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Buzzard's Knob

I want a Heinlein-style powersuit.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 
   
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Sheffield, UK

The speedy arrival of boxing day. Bah humbug!

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Typeline wrote:

Santa will likely give me nothing due to all the premarital sex.


Christmas comes earlier every year!

(thank you Randy Milholland for that one!)

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I want cash, so I can wander round Brighton or Camden and treat meself to lots of new toggs and that. Or just my local GW to get the board etc.

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Bat Country

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote: new toggs


Hey, if you don't mind me asking, what is a togg?

Is it anything like a trogg?

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Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. 
   
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Nope, is a lsang term for clothes.

I do keep forgetting not everyone knows the same words!!

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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Orkie goodies ( even if I do have to wait until after Christmas to get 'em).
As for the subject of Santa being a pervert,I was watching one of the old Rankin/Bass "puppet" christmas specials with my son the other night ,in wich santa sings to the children " A kiss for a toy is the price you pay"....I thought to myself that though I loved this show as a child,now it was sorta creepy.


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Somewhere in south-central England.

I read that once at Christmas time the Washington Post rang up some ambassadors to the USA to find out what they wanted for Christmas.

The French ambassador said he wanted to see peace throughout the world and an end to discrimination against all people.

The Soviet Ambassador said he wanted to see the end of capitalist domination of the working class so that prosperity could be spread to everyone.

The British ambassador said it was a kind thought and he would like a box of crystallised fruit.

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Well I kind of moved near Toronto, actually.

To be honest, I could really go for a WHFB Chaos Mortal Battleforce. $105 worth of bitz.

And a turtleneck.

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Toowoomba, Australia

I make it a rule with my family to never buy me any miniature related paraphenalia, however now black library books are becoming more widely available here in Oz I may get them to get me some of those.

What I have asked for are movie ticket passes.

Last year I ran out of them in early April, and I usually see a movie per week.
The gift that gives for 4 months.

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YO DAKKA DAKKA!

A laptop with 3+ hours of battery life, plays UT2004 at 800x600, good wireless reception, and weighs around a kilo. Not much else. Maybe a set of good screwdrivers.

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Somewhere in south-central England.

Waaagh_Gonads wrote:I make it a rule with my family to never buy me any miniature related paraphenalia, however now black library books are becoming more widely available here in Oz I may get them to get me some of those.

What I have asked for are movie ticket passes.

Last year I ran out of them in early April, and I usually see a movie per week.
The gift that gives for 4 months.


Are there that many movies that are worth seeing?

I only see about four a year.

I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
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Sinewy Scourge





Porto

I want an Asus N10 (arctik, I've heard these little babies can run PES, etc - they've got a GeForce 9300 gs 256mb, and the processor is overclockable, stably, up to 2ghz. It's 10", has HDMI, and costs around 500 euro!), a Xbox360, the Battle for Black reach...

Though likely I'll get the Settlers of Catan. My gf is out of ideas, and so am I (for cheap stuff, at least).

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xbox 360, fable 2 and halo 3.

H.B.M.C. wrote:A competative gamer writes a list to win a game.

A casual gamer writes a list to win a game and then pretends he didn't.


Started my Salamanders army


 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





#1 for me... a plane ticket out of this forsaken realm (the realm of iraq that is)

#2... for number one to actually come true
   
 
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