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2013/10/07 17:16:31
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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ok so I think a fun thread would be for everyone to post something that your army or any other for that matter, would never have in a million years.
my example
youd NEVER see an Ork sniper. horrible BS would make that a lame duck. sides the Ork would just use it as a bashin stick 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/01/07 17:16:49
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2009/01/07 17:28:42
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Devastating Dark Reaper
Mostly Oxfordshire. Some Kent, a little Rotherham
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Orc Snipers ??!! hummmm...
IG assault squads.
Tau beserkers.
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D20 has done to good roleplaying the same thing that McDonalds and Starbucks have done to good hamburgers and good coffee, respectively. Phasmaphobic
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2009/01/07 17:31:53
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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IG assault squads lmao thats hilarious
I would ALMOST think of the shokk attack gun as a "sniper" type but then again a sniper is one target killer where as a shokk attack would be a sniper.... carrying a tank cannao or something
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2009/01/07 17:32:30
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
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Chaos Tau, Ork Snipers, Chaos Inquisitors (would look cool though), Tau Psykers.
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"Metal is like an apple, you're not supposed to eat the core."
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2009/01/07 19:08:56
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Necron options? 
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That's right, they call me Fluffy
Repentant fanatical bondage nuns with chainsaw flamethrowers, psychic space elf torture-obsessed ninja bondage pirates/psychedelic ninja killer clowns/knights on flying bikes with laser lances/wizards/split-personality warriors with chainsaw swords and guns that shoot ninja stars/Luddite wood-elf hippie dinosaur riders, skin-stealing soul-eating green-lightning-spraying undead doom robots, psychic genetically engineered fanatically religious daemon-killing knights, Asian caste-based bunny-eared-mecha-using alien hooved collectivist suicide bombers, axe-waving blood-drinking/mutated burning tentacley/rotting maggot-ridden cyclopean/androgynous crab-clawed sex-fiend psychic emotion daemons, Viking/Mongol/Roman/Spartan/perverted Sense Freak bondage-obsessed/Axe Crazy/magic zombie/cyborg/vampire/Daemon-possessed genetically engineered power-armoured super-soldier warrior monks. |
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2009/01/07 19:33:07
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie
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A new Dark Eldar Codex?
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2009/01/07 19:36:17
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Reverent Tech-Adept
Iowa City/ Iowa
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I actually modeled an ork sniper, with the camo cloak and everything, but if he could hit anything is another story.
some things youd never see... hmmm, a plague marine with a tooth brush
a grot warboss...hehe silly munchkin
also, a space marine with a toaster built into his armor
turtle pie hur hur
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2009/01/07 19:36:58
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Cult terminators for chaos? (Subjected to exterminatus for being too cool)
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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2009/01/07 19:40:44
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
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A squat khorne army.
Barbarian tau.
Eldar without eldrad
A grot in terminator armor.
A good DA codex.
A blood thirster in a Deamonhunters army.
Hello Kitty dark eldar.
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2009/01/07 19:45:18
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Dakka Veteran
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I had a squad of Ork snipers in last edition! Looted sniper rifles! Hit on 4+
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2009/01/07 19:47:58
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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chickenbgood, I think I saw a grechin in mega armour on the waagh forum some time, does that count. And there is turtle pie.
You will never see:
A necron restaurant( ok that one was bad, sorry, will do better)
The vindicare assasin(but he always sees you)
The kiddies choosing Ig over spase marinezz Hurr!(although you wish to)
A lack of skulls
A long list of positive things GW thinks is to hard to achieve
I will probably add more later.
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2009/01/07 20:17:36
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Deacon
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A six when you really need it.
Terminators with Jump Packs
Some one not whining about marines j/k
A balanced quality playtested codex from GW.
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2009/01/07 20:23:51
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Tzeentch Veteran Marine with Psychic Potential
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Zzzzzz wrote:Orc Snipers ??!! hummmm...
IG assault squads.
Tau beserkers.
actually, the tau protagonist in the novelisation of firewarrior is something of a berzerker.
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- Lord_Blackfang on moving large units
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2009/01/07 20:24:57
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Battleship Captain
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A commisar NOT executing your commander for insubordination.
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2009/01/07 20:25:17
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Tzeentch Veteran Marine with Psychic Potential
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Mekboy wrote:A new Dark Eldar Codex?
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! *wink wink* its funny, because the dark eldar havent been updated in nearly ten years. a witty pun from Mekboy there. how droll! 
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"I just scoop up the whole unit in my hands and dump them in a pile roughly 6" forward. I don't even care."
- Lord_Blackfang on moving large units
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2009/01/07 20:28:50
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Newbie Black Templar Neophyte
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i am now inspired- i will make it ma detinny ta build a grot/terminator squad and sum orky snipers fer me orks 
watch dis space!!! 
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2009/01/07 20:34:20
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Newbie Black Templar Neophyte
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oh yer, something you never see.hmm.
how about an unconverted ork tank (if you post one to prove me wrong you dserve to die)   
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2009/01/07 20:36:30
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Battleship Captain
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A necron army that doesn't suck
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2009/01/07 20:38:00
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Battleship Captain
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A girl playing 40k.
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2009/01/07 20:50:00
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk
Olympia, Waaaghshinton
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Orks are GREAT SNIPERS!
With tactical nukes...
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2009/01/07 21:04:28
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Dakka Veteran
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an ipod
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2009/01/08 00:24:57
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
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Sha1emade wrote:
A grot in terminator armor.
That would be cool as ****.
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"Metal is like an apple, you're not supposed to eat the core."
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2009/01/08 01:31:34
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Zzzzzz wrote:
IG assault squads.
I remember in the RT days you could not only field assault sqauds for IG, but give them jump packs as well.
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2009/01/08 02:27:21
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
wait wait wait wait... huh..?
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An ork traffic cop.
A mental physician for psykers..
"so... when did your headaches start?"
"Well it all started when BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!"
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2009/01/08 05:45:35
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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Ortan Cassius breakdancing ( can you imagine the sparks when he does a head-spin ?)
Khorne Roit Control Squad ( Oh, Wait ! Already formed, only they call themselves the LAPD )
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2009/01/08 06:22:50
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Dangerous Skeleton Captain
The Vegetable Plane
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Zzzzzz wrote:
IG assault squads.
I'm still considering making some Kanak Skull Takers even though they'd die all the time.
-A Daemonhunters assault cannon
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Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009  : 
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2009/01/08 06:48:43
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Scarred Ultramarine Tyrannic War Veteran
Maple Valley, Washington, Holy Terra
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Zzzzzz wrote:IG assault squads.
I have an assault platoon in my IG army! Everybody has jump packs and twin laspistols.
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2009/01/08 07:02:51
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Been Around the Block
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Me painting a whole army
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2009/01/08 12:44:45
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot
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A Land Raider that actually has a gears for reverse
(have you ever seen one reversing? The logistics must be mind-boggling)
(CO PILOT-"Mind the tree behind us as you reverse" DRIVER-"What Bl@@dy tree?? I've got no smegging mirrors!!!)
An Ork selling flowers in a Florist stand
An Ork selling flowers full stop!
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2009/01/08 14:22:28
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Been Around the Block
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hellsguardian316 wrote:An Ork selling flowers full stop!
An Ork buying something
From a Grot!
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