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2009/01/11 17:05:35
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Hippies 
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 Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??! 
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2009/01/11 17:24:08
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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We have them their called the Eldar,lol!
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/01/11 17:36:19
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Devastating Dark Reaper
Mostly Oxfordshire. Some Kent, a little Rotherham
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We're like, so not hippies man.
Wow this thread is soooo heavy...
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D20 has done to good roleplaying the same thing that McDonalds and Starbucks have done to good hamburgers and good coffee, respectively. Phasmaphobic
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2009/01/11 17:40:34
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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lol!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/01/11 17:50:17
"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/01/11 17:42:55
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Serious Squig Herder
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focusedfire wrote:Fishes lol, no just the tanks are named such as a not so subtle hint to everyone that somethings fishy with the race   .
They are fishes though, they don't have noses they have gills on their cheeks!
On-topic: A power weapon made by the Tau.
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2009/01/11 17:49:33
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Sorry my mind wonder and I had to go off-topic,but anyway mabye someone who hasn't read the Gaunts Ghosts novels.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/01/11 17:49:47
"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/01/11 18:08:48
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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Deff Dread red Edition wrote:Sorry my mind wonder and I had to go off-topic,but anyway mabye someone who hasn't read the Gaunts Ghosts novels.
Hello !
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2009/01/11 18:11:40
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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LOL,I posted it but I haven't read them either!
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/01/11 18:43:26
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:They are fishes though, they don't have noses they have gills on their cheeks!
Off-topic) Sorry no gills on cheeks. As to the no noses, Well with hand to hand like the Tau's of course they're smashed in so much the Tau just evolved to not have them. On-Topic)A Brightly painted necron. Off-topic) Oh, that just gave me a bunch of ideas. Necrons that reawaken to find they've been turned into objects D' Art, Tomb Spyder thats been tagged(Graffiti), Necron army painted in Eldar colour scheme, and an Ork looted Tomb Spyder or Monolith.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/01/11 18:44:41
Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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2009/01/11 19:10:47
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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A grot thats accually useful?
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/01/11 21:37:28
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Scarred Ultramarine Tyrannic War Veteran
Maple Valley, Washington, Holy Terra
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Most Grots are useful. Useful for clearing minefields.
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"Calgar hates Tyranids."
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2009/01/11 22:09:02
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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focusedfire wrote:Ork looted Monolith.
Now THAT I'd like to see, along with some fluff to explain how the hell they managed to steal it in the first place
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2009/01/12 00:57:03
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Huge Hierodule
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The Leafs win the Stanly Cup
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
A: A Maniraptor |
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2009/01/12 02:43:27
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor
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wining a game with my SM 
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DR:90+S++G++M+B++I+Pw40kPwmhd+ID+++A++/wWD359R+++++T(M)DM+
 Deff Gearz 2,000+pts. (50% painted),  Retribution 57pt.(70% painted),  FOW British Armoured Squadron 1660pts. (15% painted)
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2009/01/12 03:33:01
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Sinister Chaos Marine
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@ Golden eyed Scout: ... I'm a girl... I play 40K. Slaanesh marines in fact. XD
on topic...
The imperium being anything but religious, xenophobic jerks?
Chaos being appreciated and understood for its potential?
Peace?
XD
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I was a kid now AND a squid now before it was cool. |
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2009/01/12 03:36:51
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
Laying siege to the Temple of Pecans.
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Karoline Dianne wrote:@ Golden eyed Scout: ... I'm a girl... I play 40K. Slaanesh marines in fact. XD
on topic...
The imperium being anything but religious, xenophobic jerks?
Chaos being appreciated and understood for its potential?
Peace?
XD
Spoken like a true Heretic....On that note, a fair trial by due process.
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2009/01/12 03:57:28
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Sinister Chaos Marine
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lol, when I said potential, I meant what chaos could be... if the universe wasn't full of so much hate. If the universe was more peaceful, chaos wouldn't need to be evil, as chaos is merely the condensed emotions of the material plane made manifest into sentient beings. all the negative energy has made the beings of the warp malign and hateful. if things were different, maybe the chaos gods would be a lot more benign...
bah, don't listen to me... I'm just a philosophical dreamer... lol
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2009/01/12 04:55:30
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Frightening Flamer of Tzeentch
in Canada
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a quadriplegic Swiss man on a pony (and orks in tau armor)
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2009/01/12 05:23:14
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
Laying siege to the Temple of Pecans.
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The Emperor... WHA-ZING!
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2009/01/12 05:28:19
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
Laying siege to the Temple of Pecans.
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A Catachan Commissar.
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2009/01/12 07:17:52
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Dakka Veteran
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There are lots of Catachan comissars.........
lying dead in ditches with lasburns in thier back.........
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2009/01/12 07:18:43
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Serious Squig Herder
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Codex: Jokaero
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2009/01/12 07:59:45
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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A Dunkin' Donuts
A White Castles
A Mcdonalds
The Burger King will be around but be known for the Deamon that he is.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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2009/01/12 12:51:29
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Freaky Flayed One
England
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Lol how the hell would an ork steal a monolith.
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Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains. - Karl Marx |
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2009/01/12 12:55:55
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Devastating Dark Reaper
Mostly Oxfordshire. Some Kent, a little Rotherham
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i have a 2" tall mayor mc cheese (givaway item circa 1975). He will one day be a statue in my cities-of-death-o-drama.
'pologies for the 'writin, but i'm eatin...
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D20 has done to good roleplaying the same thing that McDonalds and Starbucks have done to good hamburgers and good coffee, respectively. Phasmaphobic
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2009/01/12 13:23:41
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
Bolton, Gtr Manchester/Lancs
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A second Human Empire
A renaissance of Eldar
Enough Variety in weaponry
An editor at the Black Library
A sale at GW
An ork stopping in the middle of the battle and singing "Ebony and Ivory"
An ork socialist revolution (led my Karl Morkz, obv).
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2009/01/12 16:19:42
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Dangerous Skeleton Captain
The Vegetable Plane
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Darth wrote:Lol how the hell would an ork steal a monolith.
I don't know, but I've seen a looted Monolith somewhere on the forums. Can't really remember where.
-A guard army with advisors.
-Tyranids doing the dishes
-Turtle without pie(or pie without turtle)
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Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009   : 
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2009/01/12 19:15:20
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Devastating Dark Reaper
UK, Wherever I lay my hat
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Me fielding an army without Eldrad... just too much love.
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You've just got to love the Space Elves 
Inquisition themed guard?   ...One day in the far far future.
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2009/01/12 20:10:59
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Reaper6 wrote:focusedfire wrote:Ork looted Monolith.
Now THAT I'd like to see, along with some fluff to explain how the hell they managed to steal it in the first place
Well thats a simple one. Ork commandos just wait until the "pilot" had to pull over and take a piss behind a random road sign. THENN commandos just out of the bush and steal the necrons monolith, which was still running!
see its easy
on topic, youd never see a DE player that doesnt piss and moan about no codex lol
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2009/01/13 00:06:25
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Skink Chief with Poisoned Javelins
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un-QFT. (that is, unquoted for truth.)
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One means the Mechanicum truly loses their gak, and the other means the Eldar realize that Vaul is really a toaster and experience religion fail.
Techmarine Mario and Brother Adept Luigi to the rescue !
I think it is a small fraction of Jesus worshiping Christians who have psychic powers.
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