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Fireknife Shas'el




All over the U.S.

Hippies

Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09

If they are too stupid to live, why make them?

In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!

Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know)  
   
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Junior Officer with Laspistol





South Africa

We have them their called the Eldar,lol!

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We're like, so not hippies man.

Wow this thread is soooo heavy...

D20 has done to good roleplaying the same thing that McDonalds and Starbucks have done to good hamburgers and good coffee, respectively. Phasmaphobic

 
   
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Junior Officer with Laspistol





South Africa

lol!

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focusedfire wrote:Fishes lol, no just the tanks are named such as a not so subtle hint to everyone that somethings fishy with the race .

They are fishes though, they don't have noses they have gills on their cheeks!

On-topic: A power weapon made by the Tau.

blarg 
   
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Junior Officer with Laspistol





South Africa

Sorry my mind wonder and I had to go off-topic,but anyway mabye someone who hasn't read the Gaunts Ghosts novels.

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Deff Dread red Edition wrote:Sorry my mind wonder and I had to go off-topic,but anyway mabye someone who hasn't read the Gaunts Ghosts novels.


Hello !

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South Africa

LOL,I posted it but I haven't read them either!

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Fireknife Shas'el




All over the U.S.

Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:They are fishes though, they don't have noses they have gills on their cheeks!


Off-topic) Sorry no gills on cheeks. As to the no noses, Well with hand to hand like the Tau's of course they're smashed in so much the Tau just evolved to not have them.


On-Topic)A Brightly painted necron.

Off-topic) Oh, that just gave me a bunch of ideas. Necrons that reawaken to find they've been turned into objects D' Art, Tomb Spyder thats been tagged(Graffiti), Necron army painted in Eldar colour scheme, and an Ork looted Tomb Spyder or Monolith.

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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09

If they are too stupid to live, why make them?

In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!

Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know)  
   
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Junior Officer with Laspistol





South Africa

A grot thats accually useful?

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Wiltshire, UK

focusedfire wrote:Ork looted Monolith.


Now THAT I'd like to see, along with some fluff to explain how the hell they managed to steal it in the first place

"The Emperor Protects - And having a loaded Bolter never hurt either !" - Proteus and Pythor, Ultramarines, The Movie.

Nothing in life is so exhilirating as being shot at without result - Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)

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on topic...

The imperium being anything but religious, xenophobic jerks?

Chaos being appreciated and understood for its potential?

Peace?

XD

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I was a kid now AND a squid now before it was cool. 
   
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Laying siege to the Temple of Pecans.

Karoline Dianne wrote:@ Golden eyed Scout: ... I'm a girl... I play 40K. Slaanesh marines in fact. XD

on topic...

The imperium being anything but religious, xenophobic jerks?

Chaos being appreciated and understood for its potential?

Peace?

XD


Spoken like a true Heretic....On that note, a fair trial by due process.












 
   
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lol, when I said potential, I meant what chaos could be... if the universe wasn't full of so much hate. If the universe was more peaceful, chaos wouldn't need to be evil, as chaos is merely the condensed emotions of the material plane made manifest into sentient beings. all the negative energy has made the beings of the warp malign and hateful. if things were different, maybe the chaos gods would be a lot more benign...

bah, don't listen to me... I'm just a philosophical dreamer... lol

I was a kid now AND a squid now before it was cool. 
   
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Laying siege to the Temple of Pecans.

The Emperor... WHA-ZING!












 
   
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Laying siege to the Temple of Pecans.

A Catachan Commissar.












 
   
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There are lots of Catachan comissars.........
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Codex: Jokaero

blarg 
   
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All over the U.S.

A Dunkin' Donuts

A White Castles

A Mcdonalds


The Burger King will be around but be known for the Deamon that he is.


Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09

If they are too stupid to live, why make them?

In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!

Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know)  
   
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England

Lol how the hell would an ork steal a monolith.

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i have a 2" tall mayor mc cheese (givaway item circa 1975). He will one day be a statue in my cities-of-death-o-drama.

'pologies for the 'writin, but i'm eatin...

D20 has done to good roleplaying the same thing that McDonalds and Starbucks have done to good hamburgers and good coffee, respectively. Phasmaphobic

 
   
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A second Human Empire

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An ork stopping in the middle of the battle and singing "Ebony and Ivory"

An ork socialist revolution (led my Karl Morkz, obv).



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Darth wrote:Lol how the hell would an ork steal a monolith.


I don't know, but I've seen a looted Monolith somewhere on the forums. Can't really remember where.

-A guard army with advisors.

-Tyranids doing the dishes

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Reaper6 wrote:
focusedfire wrote:Ork looted Monolith.


Now THAT I'd like to see, along with some fluff to explain how the hell they managed to steal it in the first place


Well thats a simple one. Ork commandos just wait until the "pilot" had to pull over and take a piss behind a random road sign. THENN commandos just out of the bush and steal the necrons monolith, which was still running!
see its easy

on topic, youd never see a DE player that doesnt piss and moan about no codex lol
   
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