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2009/01/08 17:19:48
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Reverent Tech-Adept
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gw reintroducing squats.
something cheep from fw.
an army painted entirely with peanutbutter.
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I miss the good old days when a man would build a skyscraper with his bare hands just so you would stop hitting him with a shovel.
-Catbert
"Welcome to the internet, here is your complementary basket of pornography and one free coupon for a lobotomy of the frontal lobe."
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2009/01/09 01:13:21
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Been Around the Block
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New Ork Buggies and Traks
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2009/01/09 07:04:37
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Stalwart Space Marine
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Stealth suits...
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"Do you guys know where the fire extinguisher is?"
"You wish to douse His Holy Flame? You skirt heresy brother." |
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2009/01/09 07:30:08
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Off-topic some what)
)GW price cut.
)GW having a sense of humor about golden t****e
)GW recommending Dakka to its customers
)GW having a, "you write the next codex" contest.
)GW telling you it's a good idea to scan your codex's
)Manly looking swooping Hawks
)Male..uh I mean Female SMs
)A BRB release that isn't immediatlely followed by the SMs new codex.
)A full roster of updated codices
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 Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??! 
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2009/01/09 16:15:36
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Huge Hierodule
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A Lictor.
A Gamer who does not have plans for a SM army.
A Gamer who does not secretly wish to start a DE army.
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
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2009/01/09 17:21:53
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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I dont have a SM army.. 1)Gw not totally in love with the ultramarines!
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/01/09 17:31:43
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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Crazy_Carnifex wrote:A Gamer who does not have plans for a SM army.
A Gamer who does not secretly wish to start a DE army.
I dont have plans for a SM army ( I've already got one ) and I'm not a big fan of the Kinky Panzees either I'm afraid. Sorry
Deff Dread red Edition wrote: 1)Gw not totally in love with the ultramarines!
They don't love us...
...they work for us. Kind of like an Utramarines Recruitement Office 
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2009/01/09 19:47:04
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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an advancement in technology for any of the forces of the imperium...
the storm bolter on the IG basilisk actually kill something useful.
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2009/01/09 20:05:29
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Battlefield Professional
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Artillery and tanks that shoot further than a 300 yards.
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2009/01/10 03:42:48
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Serious Squig Herder
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Ninjas.
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2009/01/10 09:06:28
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Dakka Veteran
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Decent rough riders
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2009/01/10 09:31:43
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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the Tau taking over the galaxy...lol!
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/01/10 19:10:31
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Huge Hierodule
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GW noticebly advanceing their plot line
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
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2009/01/11 03:13:39
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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The Thousandth Son wrote:Sha1emade wrote:
A grot in terminator armor.
That would be cool as ****.
that would be like mini killa kans!
love it
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2009/01/11 04:36:08
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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or ctans using snotlings to manifest their god essence in
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2009/01/11 04:56:37
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
Laying siege to the Temple of Pecans.
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A smile.
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2009/01/11 06:22:41
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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A streamlined, concientious, and swift acting Imperial Government
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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2009/01/11 06:32:00
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
Laying siege to the Temple of Pecans.
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Freedom
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2009/01/11 07:08:27
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Some one in the 40k universe wearing shorts.
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/01/11 07:22:10
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Serious Squig Herder
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Asian people in the 41st Millenium (seriously, I've seen black guys (Inquisitor Toth from Dawn of War) and the new spanish guy (Pedro), but I don't see any Asians)
40k demands Asians.
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2009/01/11 07:40:19
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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There are asians in 40k. They're now just called the Tau. 
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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2009/01/11 07:44:58
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Serious Squig Herder
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focusedfire wrote:There are asians in 40k. They're now just called the Tau.
No they're the anime army of 40k, it doesn't necessarily mean that their AZNS LOLOLOL.
And besides, are they not fishes?
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2009/01/11 07:50:21
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Choclate,has anybody seen any 40k army that has choclate?
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/01/11 07:55:05
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Serious Squig Herder
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Deff Dread red Edition wrote:Choclate,has anybody seen any 40k army that has choclate?
No because it would be the only Strength D AP1 9001" range weapon in the game that costs $2.50 and can be found at the local variety store. You don't even pay points for it! AND it can be used in non- Apoc games!
UBERNESS I say!
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2009/01/11 07:57:05
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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lol!!
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/01/11 08:12:02
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:No they're the anime army of 40k, it doesn't necessarily mean that their AZNS LOLOLOL.
And besides, are they not fishes?
(Off-topic)HHHmmm....Earthquakes, radiation poisoning, Godilla, overcrowding, a willingness to genetically experiment on themselves, tsunamis, overcrowding,a mongrel as God- Emperor, and western culture threatening to infect theirs with things like Lawyers and Litigation. Not to hard to see why they would just pack-up and leave without warning .
Fluffwise, They crash land on a yet to be recorded planet and then rapidly evolve(radiation& gene manipulation) into the Tau. 
Fishes lol, no just the tanks are named such as a not so subtle hint to everyone that somethings fishy with the race  .
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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2009/01/11 13:17:47
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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Tau is not just anime, they ARE just like japanese samurais.
same style armor, carries ceremonial blade etc etc
OH WAIT so thats why Tau is so awful in CC . they use the blade to commit suicide ( haha im funny :"P ..... or not
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2009/01/11 16:12:09
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Been Around the Block
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LunaHound wrote:Tau is not just anime, they ARE just like japanese samurais.
same style armor, carries ceremonial blade etc etc
OH WAIT so thats why Tau is so awful in CC . they use the blade to commit suicide ( haha im funny :"P ..... or not
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2009/01/11 16:46:54
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Tau,..........The only race in 40k that is hurt by bringing a knife to a gun fight.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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2009/01/11 16:54:01
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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A sensible American...
Oh wait! you meant in 40k!!!
in that case, an Inquisitor doing stand-up
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Bewhiskered Gasmasks: For the Post-Apocalyptic Gentleman
And to this day, on darkest nyte
It can be seen, they tell
A Prynce of Rattes, in finery
Upon a horned bell.
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