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**UltramarineRV**

Also a necron killing the ctan gods, grots overthrowing the orks,space marine leigon getting killed by a grot nude and without any weapons... JUST WEEGEE, marnues calgar killing roubert guilman

**halonachos**

A japanese peace lilly and a giant teddy bear. I made a reference!

**Happygrunt**

deadly chicken wrote:an intelligent ork player

I play orks and I am intelligent...

Games workshop haveing a sale.

**Sanctus-Malas**

hmmmmmmm... I got it... A... Friendly... NECRON, skipping through a feild of grass with an Imperial Guardsmen

**Darkreaver55**

halonachos wrote:A japanese peace lilly and a giant teddy bear. I made a reference!

I see what you did there. Now, *phthbbtbt* jog on!

Some more things:

Thousand Sons Paternity Lawyers
Khornate Berzerker anger therapists
Emo Berzerkers "The blood for the Blood God flows from the cut arms of my most unfortunate downtrodden life darkness black blagh blargle..."
Accident-Free Trukk Driver Insurance
"The Greater Good for the Blood God!!"

**Packeteer**

Abaddon the Provider?

**focusedfire**

Emo Necrons

Emo Ork/Nobs

A "Casual" Dakka 40K tournament

Abbadon's White Crusade?

GW releasing a new codex that has zero rules conflicts/questions.

**Huffy**

a "peaceful" long lasting treaty in the 40k universe

**Arthas367**

How bout a new codex with some real distinction and flavor in it, not special charcters that make the army *caugh space marines* or things that make little to no sense *caugh chaos demons*

**halonachos**

Mine tastes like laminated paper...needs ketchup.

OT: A giant mexican waving a daschund around like a flag while singing the korean national anthem while riding a unicycle on top of a landraider.

**Dronze**

halonachos wrote:OT: A giant mexican waving a daschund around like a flag while singing the korean national anthem while riding a unicycle on top of a landraider.

Win.

**deadly chicken**

lol

**UltramarineRV**

deadly chicken wrote:slaanesh making up with the eldar over killing thier gods!

an intelligent ork player!

a guardsmen that can survive bolter fire!

Already had that happen I shot a single guard squad with grey knight storm bolters last friday and I shouldv' killed them but the enemy rolled enough saves to cover only two guardsmen

**bigdaddydreadnought**

the end of 13375pe4k

**CF Scout**

The idea of a Carnifex in a Crisis suit was the first thing that came to mind for me.

**Shadowbrand**

A Chaos Landspeeder

**CF Scout**

Shadowbrand wrote:A Chaos Landspeeder

I actually built a Chaos Landspeeder using VDR rules back in the day. It was part of my Noise Marine army, so was equipped with a Sonic Blaster, Blast Master, and a Warp Amp. A fast moving Warp Amp is fun as hell to use under the right circumstances.

**jamunition**

A slannesh daemon or marine who is not trying to rape anything with a heartbeat.

**SagesStone**

The Emperor wakes up and mentions a horrible dream where his precious Space Marines have avoided the entire concept of perfect tactics, that he had envisioned for them, and replaced that with the equivilant of Ork tactics, "HHHUUUUUUURRRRR!!!"

Upon seeing that his dream has been crushed, he commits suicide with images of Horus yelling "I told you so" in his mind. News of his death spreads around, but is quickly covered up by high ranking officials. Nurgle reveals that he is in fact the Omnissiah and becomes the new emperor, it turns out he had just been pretending to be a Daemon god all this time. This is then covered up by Calgar and a bunch of other Chapter Masters and all accounts of it happening are purged from existance. The Emperor's old decayed and lifeless body is explained to have been Horus failing to return, it is then hidden somewhere in the Ultimar region. Becuse the ones that knew could not bear to part with the emperor, they make up the myth of an old one-eyed Carnifex to stop people from searching for it.

**orkylooter**

an fat Zoanthrope
a skinny Carnifex
flightless Gargoyles

**darkangels_rule**

a chaos tourni army that DOES NOT have two lash dp as its base

**Sanctus-Malas**

A friendly, intelligent, British accented Tyranid, sipping a cup of tea talking about "the good old days".

**Septic**

"I say do you remember old one eye, blast me if I remember what happened to him"
"I think the blighter went the way of space dwarves"
"Bally shame"
"indeed"
"Well I had best be off, symbiotes to be fired, planets to be devoured"

**Cheese Elemental**

I think GW did a squat on him. Sad really.

**sugna the repairible**

Indeed

**deadly chicken**

a gigantic chicken eating my parents!

**sugna the repairible**

GW lisining to our pleas for a good (LotR level) movie and fair rules.

**dnecro**

Andy Chambers returning to GW

**Topographic Oceans**

Democracy

**dirkthe1**

a new commissar yarrick model-dressed as "susan" his convincing alter ego, complete with interchangable bionic hand