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I take it you did some reading?

*Giggle*

Im seeing a completely new side to you Yarrick, and im loving it...

*Slightly contemplating at how big this tank must be to have a GUEST bedroom, but leaves it be due to situation*

[Chuckles] I may have spent the day pretending to be slightly more clueless than reality, for the sake of entertaining myself...

Oh, don't look at me that way... I really wasn't lying about never having met anybody else in the past. I just don't really believe that I was sent packets of novelty balloons.

Ooc: Gotta hit the hay. Have fun.

Haha...Had me fooled...

Anyway, less yappy and more...you get the picture


OOC G night, twas a fun day

*wakes up and steps out checking its safe. *

Phew. So loving a sound proofed hull.
Right, OK so did those two finally relise they liked each other...

*sits making tea*
Oh, butter tank.... It's playing mood music again. Tension is worked out then. *laughs as it moves tiny bit on suspension*
Ok, yes, definitely worked through.



Ooc ya go n you have 2-3 pages on them! So excellent! Avatar room moves very fast.

*Hearing the sounds of faint chanting*
I am going to choose to ignore that as well. I swear, half the stimuli I recieve are better to ignore.

Welcome to being. Human. Ok in your case partly human.

Where you ever fully human?

275 years or so. Give or take a decade or two due to warp fethery. I'd say being a disembodied intelligence does a wonder for the perspective.

[Stumbles out of Butter Tank in a spare uniform and eyepatch] [Staggers roughly in direction of medical tent] I hit my head and passed out twice since...
I'm pretty sure I need some kind of medical attention.
[Looks back at tank] She's sleeping, I need to get this sorted before she wakes up again.

[Sees Verviedi] Please find my gear, my eye was in my jacket. [Appears oddly cheerful for once]

You're not going to like what you hear.

I am, because you're going to find it, or you're going to personally explain to the Departmento Munitorum how you lost the only bale eye in existence. [Continues smiling whilst head is bandaged] -Ow!

*Sighs and presents a drone with a "skin" made up of Yarrick's uniform, and the Bale Eye as an optic unit*
Your equipment was teleported into an assembly line. I take no responsibility for that.

[Laughs] Well that's fixable! Maybe not the uniform, it can keep that... But the eye is recoverable. [Pats the drone] If you could? I do somewhat need my depth perception back.

[Medic finishes sewing the back of Yarrick's head] Good grief that was weird to listen to.
[Makes three mugs of coffee and passes one to V before heading back into tank to sleep]

*looks on*

Oh, so they did.
Finaly.

*sits drinking tea and chatting to Maria on iface. *

[Wanders back out and jimmies eye out of drone] Sorry there fella, I haven't got my reading glasses with me.
Need to work out how many self flagellations I just earned myself. [Holds up book of imperial creed]

[without even looking]
Just two, and then after you do that read the addendum they added about Commissars and relationships. It is approved of now, assuming it doesn't keep you too distracted from your duty

[Nods] Noted... I think the imperium may have progressed since my time.

By the way, I'm unfamiliar with Benny's tank... Are the cameras in there part of a security system?
The one in our room was blinking away all night, I ended up putting a pillow over it to get to sleep.

It's best if you don't ask about Benny's tank. Better for your sanity that way

[Considers] I guess so. Where is he, anyway?

[Pulls dataslate out of jacket] ...I have a lot of notifications. [Skims inbox] From... iTube? And the Departmento Propaganda. [Shrugs] I'll sort that out later. I've not had a real day off in... Well, I haven't.

[Sits on tank roof and reads book while drinking coffee]

ooc not sure what's happening but I'll try anyway.

bic " WK, I've been all around the Imperium and I've never seen a tank such as Benny's- you sure its Mechanicum made?"

 The_Grey_Knight wrote:
ooc not sure what's happening but I'll try anyway.

bic " WK, I've been all around the Imperium and I've never seen a tank such as Benny's- you sure its Mechanicum made?"

OOC: Don't worry about not knowing what's going on. I hardly know what's going on half the time either. Just gotta roll with it

BIC:
I don't know anything about the Butter Tank. Just that it breaks the laws of physics in about 1,000 different ways

*Strokes chin, seemingly deep in thought*
"You sure it can't be replicated? It could be very useful..."

*Looks at BC and sgt. Vanden*

"Have you two considered marriage yet? An ancient Terran custom I hear of"

They only just met.

*tuts*
Don,t pressure them grey knight.

" Well, I have no idea what marriage entails anyway, its not part of our training, but in this universe, where a tyranid can tear you apart any moment (well not in sgt. Vanden's case) life's too short to wait. BC could be shot at this very moment."

[Inhales coffee and sprays it out] Y-you mention that again and I will find a way to kill you and anyone who heard.

*Laughs deeply*

"Wait what??!! Where did you get coffee??"

Probably from the Butter Tank brother Knight

*Stares at the Butter Tank longingly*
"You think I could keep my sanity in there, daemons are one thing, but, but that tank..."

[Points to the room's kitchen] There's even a bean grinder.
I don't drink things from the tank, they taste weird. Like they shouldn't exist.

"You know I'm getting more and more convinced that that tank is something from the warp and I should purge it."