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2015/03/11 20:23:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Having looked up the animal in question, I shall not fear any beast that can be taken out by a well-aimed tennis ball!
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2015/03/11 21:48:50
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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*Throws off Trevor disguise*
Gentlemen.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/03/11 23:01:43
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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No, not the spy, he could be you, he could be him, it could be me!!
NOOOOOOOOOO!
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 iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
 Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures... 
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/03/11 23:10:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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Sounds like a dying cat if you ask me.
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/03/12 10:41:29
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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I think not.
*sneaks behind James and backstabs him*
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/03/12 12:56:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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Ahhhh! That was the spot! Do it again would ya? I won't have to go to the chiropractor anymore as long as you keep stabbing my knots.
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/03/12 13:19:52
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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What? I though only that Australian swine had any way of stopping my backstab!
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/03/12 17:38:38
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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PYROOOOO, burn in hell you spy barstard!!!!!!
Jamesnoo, why the BDSM, why?
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/03/12 20:26:32
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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*Gets hit by a tiny bit of fire and dies*
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/03/12 20:31:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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50 Shades of Excrement
Mr. JamesGang will see you now.....
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/03/12 20:48:55
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Oh God Emperor why?
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/03/13 00:28:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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With this thread, only the porcelain god will save you. Repent!
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/03/13 04:10:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Sounds like Heresy to me... Luckily for you, I'm not currently employed by the Inquisition.
However... I am, a full time employee of the God Emperor of Mankind! *Shotgun reloading noise*
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2015/03/13 12:21:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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Sacre bleu! I nevew had such twoubles when I wuled Fwance!
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/03/13 19:24:50
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Well done, that dutiful guardsman!
By the way, freshly Commissarred toast:
I expect you to treat this with suitable levels of respect, and no, I won't help you with defining "suitable". 
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2015/03/14 00:53:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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Ahhhh this is a shame it is not on a crepe!
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/03/14 07:57:24
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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French heretics. Basically the whole of France.
Bob, I order you to attack the heretics.
(*quietly rolls a baneblade into the louvre*)
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/03/14 08:58:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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Can Hippo's infiltrate?
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2015/03/14 13:44:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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Matthew I have your forces under my control. I am amassing a large hoplite hippo squadron to counter the bane blade at the most sacred of french monuments. The louvre!
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/03/14 16:38:51
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Well, I'll just get a Shadowsword and strength D all your hippos. Poof, there it is, tactical geniused behind your phalanx of hippo hoplites. (Sorry Matthew)
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/03/14 17:20:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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You guys don't want to listen to my hippo-hop?
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2015/03/14 17:32:06
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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 CREEEEEEEEED wrote:Well, I'll just get a Shadowsword and strength D all your hippos. Poof, there it is, tactical geniused behind your phalanx of hippo hoplites. (Sorry Matthew)
Sounds like a party to me!
A raiding party.
Seriously though, that was one of the greatest out-of-context pair of sentences I have thus far read anywhere.
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2015/03/14 17:52:46
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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No, Matthew, you just get the bad pun sign.
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/03/14 19:22:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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Creed, you hippo-crite!
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2015/03/14 21:24:50
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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But I'm a meme, not a pun.
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/03/14 22:09:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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Aha! No one expects the Fren......... Damn Spaniards!
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/03/14 22:49:02
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Did someone say inquisition?
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/03/14 23:28:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Now, who is that?
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2015/03/15 00:07:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Terrifying Doombull
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Did someone say heretics & purgings?
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2015/03/15 11:10:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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Wow, that inquisition was unexpected.
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~2800 points 