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2016/03/01 03:11:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[round bounces off of the Scout's Carapace Armor]
[he carries on]
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/03/01 03:21:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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OoC: I think it's plain hilarious how BC's character can leverage my presence for his own agenda, and is happy to let me in on it.
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2016/03/01 03:30:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ooc:  It's more that Yarrick genuinely has a soft spot for grots, so is giving Vanden good reason to not stamp you to death. Though it does tie in well with accidentally spooking a naked lady into his arms yesterday. Call it karma.
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2016/03/01 03:32:40
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOC I guess this fear of Green things is paying off in laughter...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/03/01 03:40:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ooc: Why's she scared of green?
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2016/03/01 03:48:44
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOC Master Chief is a very scary person
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/03/01 03:51:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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OOC: Dang that Spartan 117
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/03/01 03:54:51
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOC I know right...Activated two halo arrays basically single-handedly...Pistol whipped giant alien popcorn...And beat the gak out of a GOD who could control gravity...
*Wakes up*
*Stretches*
Oh feth...I need a shower...
*Walks to shower thinking about Yarrick joining me*
*Turns knob to start shower*
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/03/01 05:25:22
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/03/01 05:30:34
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*RUMBLING from underneath drain*
OOC ( don't worry if you don't know what my avatar is just search Lagiacrus (I'll be back later))
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2016/03/01 05:31:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[The Scouts all raise their boltguns and aim them at the drain]
Steady lads. Wait till you have a target.
[Raises own Combat Shotgun]
OOC: Welcome to the Avatar Room
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/03/01 05:31:50
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/03/01 05:34:24
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Covers self with towel and points gun at drain*
Hold it...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/03/01 05:36:57
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*bursts out of drain and smashes into roof*
*sees things pointing sharp things at it and growls*
OOC thanks man
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2016/03/01 05:38:09
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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EEEKKKKKKKKK SHOWER SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YARRICK WHERE THE FETH ARE YOU NOW!!!
*Shoots zergling15 with gun*
OOC Welcome Mr. Lagiacrus P.S. I WUV MH!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/03/01 05:42:03
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/03/01 05:44:38
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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 zergling15 wrote:*bursts out of drain and smashes into roof*
*sees things pointing sharp things at it and growls*
OOC thanks man
[Scouts all open fire on Zergling with boltguns, driving him back temporarily]
FOR THE PRIMARCH, FOR THE EMPEROR!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/03/01 05:44:48
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*shots graze hide and make slight wounds in neck*
*roars in pain and flees the enclosed space*
OOC loving these things    
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/03/01 05:46:34
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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I have a feeling that wont be the last time we see that monstrosity...What was it?!?!?! Some kind of tyranid?
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/03/01 05:50:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[does a rapid fire series of hand gestures and the Scouts place several cluster mines around the drain that Zergling exited from before jogging back over to me]
I want a round the clock watch over that drain. Anything comes through you shoot it. Understood brothers?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/03/01 06:11:57
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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*Bursts from ground some distance from the drain (and mines)*
"Something big was underground near here. I want to smash it..."
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2016/03/01 08:50:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*wakes up slowly and walks out*
Oh, hi folks, good morning?
Oh, another monster in the shower block, last time I used that one I found several cameras....
Bring a jammer, there useful.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/03/01 09:01:55
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Is rocking back and forth muttering Shower Snakes...Shower Snakes...*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/03/01 10:56:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*hands her a cup.of tea*
Don,t worry, youl get used to here.
I was struggling when I first arrived.
There's more good than bad.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/03/01 11:24:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Exits the VR room triumphantly*
I found a way to miniaturize my teleporters. I'm going to go run these plans to the fabricator, I'll be right back.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/03/01 15:38:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*sits drinking tea on a repressor rear hatch*
*checks data slate*
Oh, so no kids expected today. Phew.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/03/01 16:47:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Rolls over and cuddles pillow] [Smiles faintly in his sleep and mumbles about pudding]
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2016/03/01 17:01:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Returns carrying a box of gold-inlaid white bracelets*
Put these on. They're emergency teleport devices. When your heartrate gets too high, or poisons are detected within your bloodstream, they will automatically teleport you to the nearest Relocation Drone or a teleport platform in the middle of the Room. They also have manual activation, just press the red button and watch out for daemons.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/03/01 17:06:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Opens one eye, and presses the button on the bracelet that Verviedi is wearing] Shh.. [Closes eye again and rolls over]
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2016/03/01 17:16:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
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*remembers something*
*goes to a warpshere and returns with a burlap sack*
Gue'la, er, Spartan. In my latest travels I fought some xenos I had never met before. I took one's head out of curiosity. Is this the Jackal you mentioned?
*tosses the sack to Vanden*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/03/01 18:54:32
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Stubborn Eternal Guard
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*It is at that point that the ground opens up and swallows the GK before closing up*
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2016/03/01 20:25:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*looks at bracelets* ok. But well I do a few things that elavate my heart rate that din,t kill me. *smiles * Il just leave em off then. Oh but you never think about that *laughs*
Do they link to a eqiped medical station like my armour auto senses inform a medic sister the nature of injury?
Looks at b2j, I know your jokes. I'm sure you have "fun " too.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/03/01 20:51:16
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/03/01 21:32:55
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Slowly picks up sack*
*Peers in*
Nope-Oh wait! I think thats a Subspecies. We call these ones Skirmishers, they have better aim, but thats about it.
I can't really wait until you find a Brute...Or maybe you can try your luck with a Sangheili, they're about as strong as me, if not stronger...and stand as tall as one of your Space Marines...
Good time the Human-Covy war...Good times...
Oh, but if you do kill one, dont tell anyone that I told you to, we've got a shaky treaty at best, and this might blow em over...A human commisioning a alien to kill another alien...
*Gets up and hands the bag back to 2BJ1*
*Walks over to BC and lies down next to him*
OOC I love how noone has bothered to ask where TGK went...
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/03/01 21:49:09
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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~16000 Astra Militarum: 
~1200 | Imperial Knights: 
~2300 | Leagues of Votann: 
~1300 | Tyranids: 
~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: 
~5000 | Kruleboyz: 
~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: 
~700
