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**Sgt. Vanden**

I do not fear for him...I fear for the creature...It is but a beast, acting the only way it knows how to...Plus you never know...We might yet find a use for the shower snake...

OOC posted without me telling it to...

**zergling15**

*Turns to find WK charging full pelt for me*

*Charges up and starts firing multiple shock blasts at WK*

**Buttery Commissar**

It tunneled through rock to get here, I'm sure some overexcited soldiers aren't going to give it too much of a headache.

**Sgt. Vanden**

I've seen the damage those weapons do...But meh, I'll just sit on the sidelines for this fight, could you sit with me?

*Looks up at BC*

I mean...you dont have to...its just...

**War Kitten**

[dodges out of the way of the shock blasts before blasting Zergling under his chin with rapid fire boltgun shots, with the Scouts taking shots with Sniper Rifles from far away]

**zergling15**

*Flinches back from the pain of the shots to the lower jaw and charges for the equally painful snipers*

*Crunches the scouts snipers*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Looks surprised] If you'd like that, of course. [Sits down gingerly]
Some day I'll learn to wear body armor. [Winces]

**War Kitten**

OOC: They're a fair distance away you know that right?

BIC:
[Scouts dive out of the way and avoid having their weapons damaged]
[leaps onto Zergling's back and blasts him several more times]
FOR GUILLIMAN!

**Sgt. Vanden**

Some day I'll learn to go easy on you...

*Thinks, before nudging BC in the gut*

But not anytime soon.

OOC How big are the shower blocks? Like geez...I'd get fething lost...

**zergling15**

*Starts thrashing around trying to shake off WK is slowly losing balance*

OOC in Monster Hunter when you jump on a monster back you can topple them.

**War Kitten**

[puts a few more shots into Zergling's back before I fall off and landing hard on my back]
Feth.
[rolls out of the way of Zergling's tail and fires off a quick shot from my boltgun]

**zergling15**

*fall onto my side and start wiggling to try and regain balance still being peppered by gunfire*

*starts to weaken and sluggishly limbs away unknowingly headed towards Vanden and BC*

**Sgt. Vanden**

*Sees large form of Z15 coming closer*

*Pulls pistol out and steps infront of BC*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Laughs] Someday I'll have to take you out on the shooting range, see how we fare at an evenly matched challenge.
..! [Sees the zerg approaching] Now may be a good time to take that hotel stay...

**zergling15**

*legs give out and I flop onto the floor too exhausted to continue*

*moans*

**Sgt. Vanden**

*Walks up to Z15 and presses pistol against skull*

*Holsters pistol*

*Strokes head*

Owww...What has the mean old Space Marine done to you...

**zergling15**

*Falls asleep due to exhaustion*

OOC brb fellas

**Sgt. Vanden**

*Covers head with blanket*

*Looks at 2BJ1 and WK*

NO KILLING IT!

*Turns to BC*

Hella day, I'm ready for the lodge, you?

*Turns to Verviedi*

NO PROBING OR EXPERIMENTATION!

**Buttery Commissar**

[Nods] [Voxes for a taxi] I think this counts as a quiet day..

**Sgt. Vanden**

Mhm...

*Looks at self*

I should probably put something on shouldn't I...

*Retrieves ripped bodysuit*

I need a new bodysuit...

**ZergSmasher**

OOC: Sorry, I got distracted for a while there!
BIC: *Shakes self after having taken repeated blows from z15*

"Is that all you've got, worm breath?"

**2BlackJack1**

*gasps and clucks tongue*

Why would I kill it? I'm not a heartless killer.

*winces*

Mercenary work calls for some harsh deeds, but I still have honor.

**Sgt. Vanden**

*Pulls a roll of newspaper out of thin air and smacks ZS over the head with it*

Play nice, you've hurt him enough and hes hurt you enough, now burrow away and regenerate your wounds...Or whatever you do...

*Turns to 2BJ1*

Sorry, I just thought you would've wanted a new head for your wall...

**2BlackJack1**

Bah, I'd pick it clean and use the bones for tools. I take heads and the like for confirmation on kills for assassinations, or the employer requests it, but I prefer to not take trophies. It's wasteful.

**ZergSmasher**

*Turns and stomps all over Sgt. Vanden, pressing him into the dirt*

"Do not interfere, tiny Terran!"

*Considers*

"Maybe I could use a little rest though..."

*Burrows away*

OOC: Peace out for now, guys!

**Buttery Commissar**

[Thinks] [Ducks into butter tank and returns with an evening gown in Vanden's size]
It's unworn, don't worry. Benny just collects shiny fabrics for some reason. I think its part of the brain damage. [Stares hard at Verviedi]

**Sgt. Vanden**

*Crushed, Utterly Fething crushed into the ground*

**Buttery Commissar**

Ohh, hell. [Sprints to assist] Medic! [Signals to barracks]

**2BlackJack1**

*kneels down by Vanden and starts checking her vitals*

Ma'am, does anything feel broken? Feel any bleeding or other strange feelings, asides from like a boulder landed on you. Because that had pretty much just happened.

**Sgt. Vanden**

If every bone in my body was not broken at this current time, I would slap the gak out of you right now...