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*walks out in power armour*
Hello, oh yeah,, butter knives can be dangerous. I considered a plastic spoon but peanut butter was closer.

Great job they all had nut allergies. Watching them fear a blunt butter knife lol.

*sits drinking tea and pours second cup making sonme pancakees* want breakfast dear?
Chockate pancakes, also have orange juice and grox pate.

*busies in kitchen drinking tea, making a large stack of pancakes*

"Verveidi hasn't lied yet- but I saw something he was going to do. And you don't want to know what happens to us after that. By the way, in which way have I offended you sister?"

She doesn't like Inquistion attitudes, putting it lightly.

[Looks st sofa] [Looks at butter tank] ... [Goes off to the barracks to sleep instead]

*looks up from breakfast*

I was inquisition. I did alot of work for it. It does not mean I liked doing it.

What is this Inquisition you speak of?

...Oh dear.
*Inches away from the light emitted from TS*

Who are you?

I know who you look like but your not them surely?

Surely I am he whom you believe I appear to be... young... power-armoured female... I have come from the past to ensure my great plans have gone according to how I wrote them, but it would seem as this room is the only place left in the natural universe

*hands report on current state of whole empire*

Umm, yeah things have gone very wrong from your plan based on what that great crusade space wolf said. Bad reading I warn you.

*Takes report*

You let a man with the name "Goge Vandire" get in charge of the Imperium? He has the most evil sounding name I have heard.

That was a rather large mistake I admit. But thousands of years ago.

We managed to survive it.

"Barely" The GK mutters. "Emperor, there is something I must ask...Is our gene-seed really derived from your genetic-makeup?"

No, it is derived from... What I perceive to be the Geneseed of Alpharius and his twin, Omegon. Did the name of the first grand master not trip anything in your mind?

*looks shocked*
Your from loyalist, Traitor geneseed? Both?
Alpha legion was Traitor.....

So, the truth is interesting.

[looks incredibly shocked at TS's appearance]
This cannot be....

Yes, It is I, Emperor of Mankind.

[glances at Jhe]
This can't be possible. Right? The Emperor is still on the Golden Throne....

I'm just as confused as you.... Yeah, but he,s here.
This is complicated I guess.

All considered. It see!s to be real!

Golden Throne? Why would I be on it?

*sees TS*

*looks at WK*

I think you're alcohol is stronger than I thought. I'm seeing something that has died long ago.

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
*sees TS*

*looks at WK*

I think you're alcohol is stronger than I thought. I'm seeing something that has died long ago.

Did you drink the Fenrisian brew? Unless you are furrier than an actual wolf, I believe bad things happen when you drink it.

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
*sees TS*

*looks at WK*

I think you're alcohol is stronger than I thought. I'm seeing something that has died long ago.

I think it may be a bit stronger than I intended yes. This cannot be possible...

Strong? What the space wolves drink is normally classed as a jet fuel on some world's. They know how to brew.... Well brew strong.

[turns to jhe]
I may have forgotten to tell you that I took up brewing in my free time, and I gave some to the Kroot to try. That's what he was talking about, it's stronger than Fenrisian Ale

 jhe90 wrote:
Strong? What the space wolves drink is normally classed as a jet fuel on some world's. They know how to brew.... Well brew strong.

You have not drank from the same cup as my son, Russ, then. I have used his brew as high grade promethium on a few occasions.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

 jhe90 wrote:
Strong? What the space wolves drink is normally classed as a jet fuel on some world's. They know how to brew.... Well brew strong.

You have not drank from the same cup as my son, Russ, then. I have used his brew as high grade promethium on a few occasions.

That would most likely kill a space marine. I think il not drink that one. It il definitely kill me. However if my flamer could even take that pure promethium equipment.

*turns to wk* oh, that's why you where working the bar? Oh, but I tempted you out pretty quick. *sly smile* stronger, the wolf helped you I'm sure.

Oh, speaking of Russ, where has Horus gone? I had an inkling something bad might happen with him right before Magnus, my son, almost destroyed the Golden Throne.

Umm, last week knew currently headed or on Terra.

He left the eye of terror, rallied his chapter, the lion and vulkan and wanted to go kick the corupt high lords into orbit.

You lost me when you said "He left the Eye of terror"

Why was he in the Eye?

He went there to save you in our timeline, and kill magnus.

Looking for somthing called a tree of life.
Now returned and taking charge on Terra with brothers.