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2016/03/08 15:15:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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The medicas guns seem rather imprecise at healing, just everything
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/03/08 15:46:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks over shoulder] You're telling me...
[Still holding the doctor by the collar and attempting to rein in own temper]
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2016/03/08 15:56:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[Medic disconnects from the server and disappears from BC's hands]
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/03/08 16:06:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Looking the very definition of Uncanny Valley*
*Sigh*
Just 6 hours until this damn serum wears off. Next time I'm making one that works instantly.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/03/08 16:27:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Curses in a language as yet unheard of and throws remaining klaw cabling at the wall hard enough to crack the plaster]
[Struggling to keep voice level] When the Imperium find out about this, I'm not only going to have the bionics forcibly reapplied, I'm going to end up under twenty-four hour guard and unable to piss without permission.
The lengths they will go to in the name of maintaining image and morale, my sanity is dispensable.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/03/08 16:28:12
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2016/03/08 16:30:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[casually leaning against a wall]
That was unfortunate..
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/03/08 16:48:04
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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OOC: The reference from before was from Big Trouble in Little China, when the good guys are on the elevator after drinking the magic potion stuff.
BIC: *Strides over to a jukebox and selects a tune. "Sweet Home Alabama" starts playing.
"Hey, this is one of Raynor's favorites!"
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2016/03/08 16:50:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You say that like the Imperium is going to find out.
*Mail Inquisition officer smashes the door open with a battering ram, walks in, hands BC a letter, and then courteously walks out, shutting the door behind him*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/03/08 16:50:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Grits teeth] Yes. [Jaw muscle twitches visibly]
If I didn't know you were just a pest, I'd say you were a chaos agent.
[Opens letter and reads] [Sways slightly] I need a drink.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/03/08 16:52:55
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2016/03/08 16:57:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Hands an unidentifiable drink to BC*
This is going to be a loooong day, I fear. Best to spend a significant portion of it unconcious.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/03/08 17:02:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I've been asked to give a speech for Emperor's day. To be broadcast live. I'm utterly screwed. [Balls up letter and throws it at BC]
[Downs drink in one] ... [Coughs fiercely] What was in that?
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2016/03/08 17:06:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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It's champagne. I stole it from Marla when I had to hide in her Repressor. The label's font was so fancy it was illegible.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/03/08 19:46:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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 Verviedi wrote:It's champagne. I stole it from Marla when I had to hide in her Repressor. The label's font was so fancy it was illegible.
[takes the bottle from Verviedi and facepalms]
Oh. Merde. YOU IMBECILE! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/03/08 20:27:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*looks sharply....*
Who stole my limited vintage Terran champagne!
WHO! I see a bottle but no champagne.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/03/08 20:28:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[casually sneaks the bottle into Verviedi's pocket, and then cloaks and disappears]
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/03/08 20:33:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*looks at bottle poking out of vs,a rather perfect labcoat*
Want to explain that?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/03/08 21:09:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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In his defense... He was helping me deal with trauma. Though I'm not sure where the rest of it went.
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2016/03/08 21:10:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Fed it to the wolves, naturally. They're very misunderstood souls. They deserve a treat now and again.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/03/08 21:14:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*gives up* fine, but keep out my private bar from now on. Id charge you the costs but your broke, or refuse to ever pay your debts. I mean it only cost 27,500 credits, hey, lets go borrow that! Idiotic cog head.
*walks off slightly grumpy after tea*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/03/08 21:27:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[is calmly cutting a miniature Cornish Gaine Hen over in the corner]
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/03/08 21:34:40
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Wakes up and dusts wolf hair off bodysuit*
*Looks at bodysuit*
Where the feth did this come from?
*Looks at BC*
I see you regrew your appendages...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/03/08 21:39:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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... I don't want to talk about it. [Looks sulkily at feet]
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2016/03/08 21:43:29
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Sits down next to BC*
Whats the big deal? It's not like you wanted to be an amputee...
*Holds newly regrown hand*
Plus...Now I don't have to get used to anything new...You just how I remember you...
*Points at Bale eye hanging on shirt*
Minus the eye...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/03/08 21:47:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*walks over*
Fine, yarrick you might not like mw but, given ita a healed limb joint. I could get a surgical team together and we could build a proseric link compatible with powerclaw and a regular arm. The power claw supply can still be a back pack, and you can alternate.
Bale eye is easy to install again.
Nerves are good so the arm, for all intents will be human.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/03/08 21:49:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[throws some money at BC]
Here! Buy yourself a nicer hat!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/03/08 21:51:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Grumbles and holds hand] Youre right... I'm just immensely tense.
If anyone finds out, I'll likely end up with them fitted again whether I want them or not.
The depth perception is... Improved.
[Looks up at jhe] I don't dislike you. [Confused]
I'll... Think about it. [Raises spare hand and touches face]
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2016/03/08 21:56:33
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Why should they find out? It's not like you have to leave here...Leave me...
*Squeezes hand*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/03/08 22:03:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[is now walking hand in hand with Scout's mom]
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/03/08 22:04:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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... They found me to send me that bloody letter. There's more imperial input here than we'd think. [Looks sad]
...Also regrowing those parts has had the knock on effect of making me very frustrated and slightly too fidgety.
[Looks over at barracks] I may need to take it out on the gym equipment. [Looks thoughtful]
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2016/03/08 22:04:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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I aways thought you did? Odd. Sorry.
Well, if you need it reattaching, I can do it properly, not that alapdash work, a propper fitting that will be interchangeble and alot less irritating for you.
I'm a far more qualified medic. I know how to-do it properly,
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/03/08 22:05:54
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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~16000 Astra Militarum: 
~1200 | Imperial Knights: 
~2300 | Leagues of Votann: 
~1300 | Tyranids: 
~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: 
~5000 | Kruleboyz: 
~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: 
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