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When you try to get your girlfriend to allow a threesome with the female neighbor...claiming its for the greater good.

When the great memories of your friends start with the words "Remember when your SM played my Nids....."....guilty

When you start a game at 8pm with 3 other people and when it ends its 9am.....and the only thing you can say is "cool, the hobby store opens in an hour.".......guilty

When you are assembling an army the night before a tourny, find out your kit is missing a bit, and look around the house for 4 hours for something that looks like it. Cursing GW for not having a 24/7 bit express shipping department.....guilty

when you've read through 9 pages of this and still have more ideas
before you leave for vacation you search to see were some gw stores are, and you go to all of them, even when you have no money
your freinds know all about wh40k, even though they've never read anything or played a single game
you buy the new dow games even though you know your computer cant run it
you know then dimensions of a rhino, and plan to build one for a paintball tank (i hope)
when you create a dakka dakka account for the sole reason to post on this thread
when you create a stencil of the aquilla and spray paint it on everything
when you mix up weapons in xbox games with wh40k games
you've listened to "bolt thrower" just because they have songs with gw themed titles
plan on spending all of your thanksgiving break painting/ modeling
when you have space marines that you have repainted at least 5 times
when you have a tank with 27 different coats of paint (guilty)
when you have wrote 40k themed research papers just for the warp of it
when there are so many of these, that nobody knows what number we're on

When your sad enough to actualy go back and COUNT them all just to get back on track
(and hell no, I'm not doing it again)

when you look at real tank and say "Ha! my devastaor squad can take that out!" and then become sad when you realize that the devestators are not real.

ultramarine1 wrote:when you look at real tank and say "Ha! my devastaor squad can take that out!" and then become sad when you realize that the devestators are not real.

you look at a real tank and wonder how quickly a Devestator squad, or Multi-Melta (or any other heavy weapons for that matter) would destroy that tank

You spend idle moments on the can thinking about whether or not a chainsword would actually work, which always ends with 'Who cares, it's a chainsword!'

hey thats what i do ok and i got one to work ok

your freinds know all about wh40k, even though they've never read anything or played a single game

done that....

plan on spending all of your thanksgiving break painting/ modeling

doing that too.....

when you mix up weapons in xbox games with wh40k game

all the time....

when you look at real tank and say "Ha! my devastaor squad can take that out!" and then become sad when you realize that the devestators are not real.

that too nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

When you watch a neighbour finish painting his house then tell him it would look better with some highlights and a Badab Black wash !

When you keep track of this thread on your cell phone.

you laugh at all this then stop when you realize that you do all of this.

when you know more 40k jokes then math, science, and history because all you do in school is look up 40k jokes

when your friend buys a new, top of the line computer, and promptly modifies is, and you proclaim him a heretic of the Omnissiah.

You ram the car of your wife again, if it hasn't worked for the first time.

466. you wish you had a raider/helion skyboard.

467. you think of cigarettes as lho sticks.

468. you consider life as an ork, less work more dakka/punchin'/drinkin'

The deep strike comment was gold.

1. while on a cruise you see the sad workers sscurrying around serving beers and pina coladas to the fat bastards in deck chairs as "drank servitors" (works with any waitors and waitresses)... where the hells that drank servitor gone too.

2. you yell "for the empra!' during xbox live multiplayer matches of gears and halo.

3. you dress up like a death corps commissar for a 600 vs 600 paintball match and threaten to execute those who retreat (all the while shouting "charge!" and "for the empra!".)

4. U watch covert ops movies and think "shrike could have done it better"

5. U shout waaagh more than three times a day.

6. U find yourself randomly thinking "god damn yarricks a bitch"

7. you see gay pride parades and think of them as cultist festivals to slaanesh.

8. you can not look at a nun without picturing her with a heavy flamer.

9. you constantly accuse people of heresy against the emperor.

10. you have had to deal with a noob trying to compare balistic skills...twice.

11. you often speak in orkish.

12. you think that eldar were found at roswell.

13. you can't help buct chuckle at tau: electronics, fraternetys and seroritys, and chinese foods.

14. you plan for defense against a tyranid invasion.

15. you can't watch tremors movies without thinking ravenors and trygons.

17. you think that gears of war, halo, and star wars all steal gak from 40k

18. you can not read edgar allen poe without thinking Raven Guard.

19. you see industrial caution stripes as the heretical markings of iron warriors.

20. Every time you hear the word change you immediately think tzeench.

22. you curse (or pray to nurgle) when you get the flu.

23. when playing the kill the wyrm level in gears of war two and have to cut the arterys around the heart and scream bllod for the blood god! while cutting them with your chains saw and blood pours out pooling at your feet. (funny for those who know what i'm talking about.)

24. you pray to the omnissiah to start your car in the morning.

25. you refer to ciaphas cain as the space pimp in conversation with your friends and they know who you mean.

You doom your neighbor and nothing happens.

...your last 10 ideas were about 40k conversions

When you become a weapons designer just to make a working Leman Russ.

you dont have a girlfriend, because you think that SOB are sexier

Crazy_Carnifex wrote:you dont have a girlfriend, because you think that SOB are sexier

when you do have a girlfriend...

...and she agrees !

When you watch Top Gun and think the MIGs look like vultures that could actually fly. (Guilty)

When you try to make a vulture to see if the above is true. (Not guilty. Fuel costs to much.)

When you start assigning "signature items" to movie Characters (Guilty)

When you watch aliens because you thought that there was a 'Nid on the cover.

You get shouted at for staring down a family member and when asked why you did it you say"i was trying mind war them.'

GUILTY!

When you keep checking this frakking thread nine pages gone...

Guilty!

bryantsbears wrote:When you keep checking this frakking thread nine pages gone...

Also guilty !

When you will not just let this thread die. Guilty!

When you wish Hand to Hand combat with Genestealers was a Bush Tucker Trial on I'm A Celebrity ( UK members will know what I mean ! ) and David Van Day would be picked off by a Scout Sniper Squad !

????. you've run out of money, and you like to paint, so you become a commissioned painter, become a millionaire, by a rhino, upgrade it to a predator annihilator, add lascannon sponsors, defeat the government, turn it into "the imperium" slay your best friend, then sit on the can for ten millennium thinking about what you've done

wuestenfux wrote:You doom your neighbor and nothing happens.

you doom your neighbor and something DOES happen (O-O)

when you use Fortune to help you pass a test