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H.B.M.C. wrote:In my case I added it to a shopping cart to see what difference it would make to the discount (it didn't). I then went about adding things and only realised that I had forgotten to remove the Land Raider after I had paid for everything.

Good thing it was the new Redeemer kit and not a regular Land Raider!!

BYE

I hope you dont mind if I point and laugh.

Enjoy your new Land Raider.

Indeed good thing its is a Redeemer kit, they are useful, though maybe not so much for a pure Guard player.

You travel to Baltimore on "Business" just to go to the battle bunker. (tax write-off?)

You complain so much about G.W., people think you are talking about politics.

when http://www.dakkadakka.com/ is your Homepage

you know you play to much when you hit a car and ask if you got a glancing hit. also, you shall not repeat in the vox comm, "can you hear me now?", give the driver of the land raider that almost hit you the finger,or put a melta bomb under a tank just to "see what happens". and p.s. please do not feed the bezerkers.

when you think sister of battle players are pimps!

You want to be a pimp for Sisters of Battle and are saddened that they don't actually exist.

When you write your CV and include the words trukk, doc and klaw

After a "good night" with your significant other you perform a sweeping advance instead of letting them fall asleep.

When you are finished you declare it a massacre.

You than attempt to consolidate D6 feet towards the shower or kitchen.

you go to games day and lunge at the people dressed as xenos.

<--------- you have that tatooed on your skin felt like road rash for a day

When you read this entire thread go grab your brother show him the entire thread
talk to likeminded people at school about why the schools gakky firewall won't let you on to the GW site, Its not as if its violent

When you have a car crash you consolt the vehicle damage chart.

Orlanth wrote:Indeed good thing its is a Redeemer kit, they are useful, though maybe not so much for a pure Guard player.

Good thing I'm not a pure Guard player. My 12K of Ultramarines were quite happy to get the reinforcements.

BYE

You tank shock your neighbor...

In Halo 3 you run at the enemy with your "Power sword" while yelling "FOR THE EMPEROR".

You kill teamates so you can yell "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

You get outlawed at the dinner table from discussing that 'silly game' with your son, your daughter does the outlawing.

You write Courage and Honour on the side of your hard hat at work.

You say the problem with the Tiger is its 500pts in Flames of War and you can get 5 T 34's for that.

You have brought several shelves for your armies- and their now full.

When your friends/coworkers/significant others who do not play 40k can point out potential 40k references by proper name.

e.g. "That thing looks like a Lictor"

57:when you start finding random warhammer minis in your pockets

You say you pet cat counts as an attack squig

You call pirates stealing ships "Dark Eldar Raids"

Llamahead wrote : You write Courage and Honour on the side of your hard hat at work.

Guilty. My buddies started calling me Calgar after I started using 2 nailguns simultaneously

You call your girlfriend's mother The Hive Tyrant, but your gf points out she looks more like a Squiggoth !

Shadow Nugz wrote:
167. You have figured out that a Ditch Witch trenching tool is pretty much a small titan weapon.

now that you've figured out how big these things can get your searching for a kit so you can start an ork army

Just remembered another one:


You go out of your way to get enough Beakie heads to do two full 10-man Assault Squads and when you finish the last one you have three full 10-man Assault Squads with Beakie heads.

I... I don't know how I did that...

BYE

Regantor wrote:102. If you have actually tried figuring out the "Sign of the Aquilla", so you can use it on a regular basis.

103. You can't watch horror movies without automatically figuring out which chaos god the bad guy belongs to.



HOLY F*** IT'S TZENNTCH!

lol im guilty of this

When you don't think of spending moeny in terms of dollars but in terms of minis... "hell, 40 bucks for gas, thats a predator"

Corey85 wrote:When you don't think of spending moeny in terms of dollars but in terms of minis... "hell, 40 bucks for gas, thats a predator"

guilty also

You scream CHARGE in your sleep so your girlfriend wakes up (guilty)

you pick up a lazer pointer and think i'm holding a las pistol(guilty)

thinking about if suddenly warhammer became life sized and took over the world.


(GUILTY)