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double post... gah

- You kneel and put a finger to the side of your head when praying in Church (Been there done that )

Why?

Seamus O'Shank wrote:

hellsguardian316 wrote:237. You have been doing (236) for so long you no longer have any room for your Non-40K items as its all taken up with foam and other modelling items. And you can't make terrain quick enough.

238. When a model performs particularly well on the battlefield you pick it up and promise to give it a name and/or a field promotion.

239. Your opponent says nothing while you do this as he is just as bad.

What... people don't normally do this? What?!

I have a couple "characters" for my armies.

I have:

Captain Joseph Broadway, who allowed me to tie my first game of 40K by hoofing it onto an objective in the last round.
Commisar Bartholomew Stark, who killed a Blood Angels chaplain with a chainsword.

There are people who don't do this? I mean, I could understand necron players. But everyone else? Gotta show some love for your army.

What about painting kill silohuetts on each of your guys, then painting over them when the model dies?

It's funny to see all of the dread silohuetts on my tank hunters.

Note that Waaagh granny had kill silohuettes on her scooter.

noted

240. You turn your cubicle at work into a Drop Pod, and wish you could Deep Strike back home
241. You put your boss into a stasis field.
242. You check under your bed each night, just incase the Nightbringer happens to be under there.
243. You constantly refer to the local butcher as 'The Aspiring Champion of Khorne.

244. You realize that this forum is not actually on 244, after having counted every single post.

245. You count all the posts just to check if 244 is right

246. when you sleep with ure codex and rulebook next to ure pillow (guilty)

246b. you sleep with your book under your pillow so that in the night you are the subject of a tactical epiphany (woot! spelled that right on the fsirt trie !).

246c. Your plan somewhat backfires. Though you are now a tactical genius, you now spend your time prosecuting your campaign against the heretics on earth.

246d. you are prosecuted for prosecuting your campaign against the "heretics"

246e. the rest of your life is spent praying to the emperor

246f. A slice of bacon

246g. All of the above

247

Lemon Curry?

248. When asked to jokingly paint your girlfriends toenails, you paint a khorne symbol on all the toes of one foot. (bonus points: never asked to do it again)

Hehe, 146a-f Guilty

EmperorsGrandson wrote:248. When asked to jokingly paint your girlfriends toenails, you paint a khorne symbol on all the toes of one foot. (bonus points: never asked to do it again)

man for my girlfriends toenails, its or nothing

Your box of bitz is larger than your opponents battleforce.

You have RT models that you don't know what they are, but you know they are cool.

You have a 100 piece Escher Gang. (guilty pleasure)

You once played Squats...proudly!

you are in anthropology 101 and consider doing a report on Orks.

you realize you spent all of class thinking about, ork society and you dont feel guilty at all.

begain writing said paper only to realize that you cant acctually turn it in.

KoreSiege wrote:you are in anthropology 101 and consider doing a report on Orks.

you realize you spent all of class thinking about, ork society and you dont feel guilty at all.

begain writing said paper only to realize that you cant acctually turn it in.

My parents are anthro professors... And they dig the fluff of 40k

Ghost in the Darkness wrote:- You kneel and put a finger to the side of your head when praying in Church (Been there done that )

Why?

When Space Marines pray they kneel and put a finger to the side of their heads.

BACK ON TOPIC:

1. You start referring to the United States Marines as 'Glory Boys'

2. You think that the Joker could have possibly been a Dark Eldar

You use green stuff to fill in all the 1's on all your dice....You know you've thought of doing it too!

You look at the moon and wonder if it was the target of a planetary bombardment.

actually, I'm slowly adding layers of paint to the ones of my dice.

It's working too

you use green stuff on your jack o lanterns

happy Halloween people

You think Rambo has a pretty good armour save

You roll a dice to see how far you can run at athletics

You think people who talk to themselves are possesed by khorne

you wonder why theres no slaneesh dancers at the strip club

you only walk 6 inches

you hail the emporer

when you fight you take turns punching eachother

you declare out loud how far you are gonna move

at the start of the day you think of any special rules for the day

you whish your girlfriend was a Slaneesh Deamonette

you put all the kids at your school into HQ ELITE TROOP FAST ATTACK and HEAVY SUPPORT classes

You think about ramming your wife's car in the next turn.

You have math-hammered the odds of penetrating said wife's car.

The odds are good.

You do so

You are destroyed the next turn by your wife's shooting phase

Okay, then I did not survive the battle, too bad. Next time I' ll try to roll better.

You wake up at the painting table, only to find out you have plastic bits glued to your forehead.

You get written up at work for calling your boss a "Fething, Gak-Head!".

You take your preacher model and have your real Priest bless it at church...trust me you get really weird looks after that.

When you started playing this game Ronald Reagan was still in office.

Kung Fu Jim wrote:You wake up at the painting table, only to find out you have plastic bits glued to your forehead.

You get written up at work for calling your boss a "Fething, Gak-Head!".

You take your preacher model and have your real Priest bless it at church...trust me you get really weird looks after that.

When you started playing this game Ronald Reagan was still in office.

I've called certain bosses worse than that and didn't get fired, because I was the only that worked there. That's why I'm now self-employed and much happier.

lasgunassasin wrote:you hail the emporer

Isn't that normal?

BYE

You plan to mindwar your neighbor.