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214. When you teach your kids, kids to play...!!!???

215. When you teach other people's kids to play instead of tutoring them like you should be doing.

shame, shame ...unless you are teaching them to play Guard

234: Spuds for the Spud God... Beer batter... Throne... Ah, forget it.

since im scratch building nurgle daemon snow im tempted to make this "spud god" allthough his daemon name is "walkers"

216: you have an entire space marine chapter.

lordofthedead wrote:216: you have an entire space marine chapter.

Easy if your the crimson fists.

"here's my space marine chapter!" the boy says proudly displaying his 5 squads.

"You have 5 squads" says the ornery GW representative

"But I play crimson fists!" the boy says proudly, pointing to his army that looks like a bunch of weightlifters at a spider man cosplay convention

"..." says the GW representative as he walks away, crying as he imagines falling stock numbers.

1. When you own so much stuff that you lose something and begin to question weather you even bought it in the first place.

2. When you buy a Land Raider by accident.


Both of those are true. Yes, I did buy a Land Raider by accident.

BYE

3. when you walk into GW and walk out with two bags full when you only wanted to ask a rules question or try and get some goss.

4. when you wait for your GW store to open on a saturday or free day so you can buy and paint something when you are meant to be with your girlfriend [guilting and feeling really guilty]

When you think your acne makes you a Plague Marine.

When you apply lyrics to 40k armies (I have done this).

When you think the government is going to send wolves to destroy your home (I.E Space Wolves attack on Prospero).

When you post in this topic.

Yeah I'm not too good at this.

5.when you start to love ultramarines.(guilty and true)
6. when you start dreaming when gw does a half price sale.
(guilty and true)

When you refer to the Taliban as the Alpha Legion.

When you develope a fear of refrigerators because there might be an ork inside.

When you refer to your lawnmower as a wartrakk.

When you refer to WWI as the First War of Armageddon.

When you confuse Ghengis Khan with Huron Blackheart.

When you blame Ordo Hereticus for the Salem Witch Trials.

When debate for hours whether the Tau and the Imperial Guard are cooler in a Barnse and Nobel book store (guilty).

When you refer to Imperium army players as loyalist scum (guilty).

When you debate whether Ahriman or Abaddon is cooler in a B&N book store.

When you wear a suit of Power Armor during a football game (I don't play football but that's something I'm interested in trying).

When you think getting a tattoo will somehow enhance your combat prowess (when I'm old enough I plan to get a Mark of Tzeentch tattooed on my back...quit staring at me like that.).

When you actually get a tattoo like the one I'm describing.

When you advertise a blood drive with the slogan BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

When you think the song I'm Broken by Pantera is about the Emperor.

H.B.M.C. wrote:

2. When you buy a Land Raider by accident.

BYE

There was a White Dwarf lying on the counter at flgs today... they scanned it along with what I was buying. Had to drive back when I found it was at the bottom of my bag.
"You know I don't buy this thing, dude. wtf?"

commando charlie wrote:5.when you start to love ultramarines.(guilty and true)

Whoa, dude. Not cool.

The Thousandth Son wrote:
When you refer to the Taliban as the Alpha Legion.

WHOA, dude. NOT COOL!

In my case I added it to a shopping cart to see what difference it would make to the discount (it didn't). I then went about adding things and only realised that I had forgotten to remove the Land Raider after I had paid for everything.

Good thing it was the new Redeemer kit and not a regular Land Raider!!

BYE

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The Thousandth Son wrote:
When you refer to the Taliban as the Alpha Legion.

WHOA, dude. NOT COOL!

commando charlie wrote:5.when you start to love ultramarines.(guilty and true)


Whoa, dude. Not cool.

lol dont you want to see my pritty little blue smurfs run at you.

commando charlie wrote:
commando charlie wrote:5.when you start to love ultramarines.(guilty and true)


Whoa, dude. Not cool.

lol dont you want to see my pritty little blue smurfs run at you.

7. when gw starts sending police after you becasue you start stealing

landraider kits (not true but almost tried it )

when the mailman has to claim workers comp, due to lifting all your forgeworld orders.

paps john's calls your gaming clubs order the "Chaos effect"-no really they do! the deluxe with extra peppers, and onions, and don't forget the garlic sauce.

Your Ex has to give YOU, $400 every month to support your gaming lifestyle....(my friend wanted me to put that one in!")

Shrike78 wrote:

warpcrafter wrote:

Shrike78 wrote:

warpcrafter wrote:

Shrike78 wrote:

warpcrafter wrote:

RapidKiller wrote:213. You try to make a boltgun

214. You try to make a boltgun, and it works !?

Wha-Huh!?!

guilty

Details please! Unless that would end up with the authorities kicking your door down. (Of course, with a boltgun, that might not be a serious consideration.)

Well, my physics class started to make really powerful CO2 powered potato launchers. One thing led to another and now we have a distinctly bolter shaped spud gun that launches these brown projectiles at well over 120mph.

I consider myself to have been gotten, and good. Talk about a nerfed boltgun!

Have you ever seen something hit by a potato going about 150 mph?

The potato is gone, but we found out the hard way that some of the pillars at our school are hollow

pretty much anything going at 150 mph is gonna hurt when it hits something. pretty sure that'd severely injure someone, even..

When we first did the test with the speedometer, we decided that shooting people wasn't a great idea

~230 - When you try to pay for things with your teeth
231 - You have scars from pointy sticks
232 - None of the stuff in your house works because you've 'looted' the best bitz for conversions
233 - You don't have a lounge, you have a games room
234 - You haven't had sex in years

Does 234 apply to kids?

If so... then I need to play more 40k!

235. When carrying all your miniatures you have some sort of accident or trip and consciously decide to save the minatures over your own personal health despite your full knowledge of how bad the injury will be. (Guilty and took several months for injury to heal lol)

236. When new products (TFT Monitors, large printer cartridges, etc) arrive at your company you dive into the boxes when no one is looking trying to salvage foam and packing material for making warhammer buildings and terrain.

hellsguardian316 wrote:235. When carrying all your miniatures you have some sort of accident or trip and consciously decide to save the minatures over your own personal health despite your full knowledge of how bad the injury will be. (Guilty and took several months for injury to heal lol)

236. When new products (TFT Monitors, large printer cartridges, etc) arrive at your company you dive into the boxes when no one is looking trying to salvage foam and packing material for making warhammer buildings and terrain.

LOL guilty

237. You have been doing (236) for so long you no longer have any room for your Non-40K items as its all taken up with foam and other modelling items. And you can't make terrain quick enough.

238. When a model performs particularly well on the battlefield you pick it up and promise to give it a name and/or a field promotion.

239. Your opponent says nothing while you do this as he is just as bad.

- You roll a die when walking through 'Difficult terrain'
(^My friend and I did that at Yosemite, epic lulz )

- You yell 'WWWAAAAAAGGHH!' When chainsawing people in Gears of War

- You say 'damnation' a tad bit too often

- You wear glasses (True fact)

- You kneel and put a finger to the side of your head when praying in Church (Been there done that )

The Thousandth Son wrote:When you apply lyrics to 40k armies (I have done this).

Guilty. I'm in process of making my own successor chapter to the Manders called the Fire Lances (of the Ancient Hyperzephyrians).

hellsguardian316 wrote:235. When carrying all your miniatures you have some sort of accident or trip and consciously decide to save the minatures over your own personal health despite your full knowledge of how bad the injury will be. (Guilty and took several months for injury to heal lol)

236. When new products (TFT Monitors, large printer cartridges, etc) arrive at your company you dive into the boxes when no one is looking trying to salvage foam and packing material for making warhammer buildings and terrain.

236b. You go to random stores, asking very confused store clerks for large chunks of styrofoam.

236c. you have done the above so much that all of the workers know you on a first name basis.

hellsguardian316 wrote:237. You have been doing (236) for so long you no longer have any room for your Non-40K items as its all taken up with foam and other modelling items. And you can't make terrain quick enough.

238. When a model performs particularly well on the battlefield you pick it up and promise to give it a name and/or a field promotion.

239. Your opponent says nothing while you do this as he is just as bad.

What... people don't normally do this? What?!

I have a couple "characters" for my armies.

3 for Dark Eldar, 3 for Tau.

Seamus O'Shank, my Dark Eldar Archon
Buttons, a DE Scourge that killed two Chaos Termies with his splinter cannon in a game.
Manbutt, a Wych. A male Wych. He's best not talked about...
Two-Gun Jim, a Fire Warrior with two pulse rifles.
Painted Joe, the first Fire Warrior I painted.
Burly Joe Kick-Ass, a Fire Warrior Shas'ui that punched a Daemon Juggernaut to death in CC!

Yeah...

Whoah!!! did you see that?! I think that was my life flying out the window...

maybe I should get a new one.

SHHH! on 236!

I happen to do warranty repairs for a certain extremely large IT company. I get sent a LOT of parts in boxes, which are 50%-90% full of packaging material. Not when they go back though...