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213. Whilst repainting your real life Land Rover, you consider how best to use drybrushing and highlighting techniques

214. You drybrushed and highlighted your first car

215. You get down to board level and give your mini's a pre-battle Pep talk before every fight.

216. You have a tear in your eye before sending your Orks marching across the table to face an army of Deathwing Terminators as you know that most of your boys aren't coming back.

217. You're out with your girlfriend and secretly wish you could go home and get on with painting your Lootas, or she'd stop paying attention long ennough for you to pull out your Codex and Rulebook from your bag and finish that super killy armylist you started putting together last night.

RapidKiller wrote:213. You try to make a boltgun

214. You try to make a boltgun, and it works !?

Wha-Huh!?!

warpcrafter wrote:

RapidKiller wrote:213. You try to make a boltgun

214. You try to make a boltgun, and it works !?

Wha-Huh!?!

guilty

218. bragging about your victories in forums leads to an arrest by the FBI on charges of Genocide.

219. you create an alcoholic drink, name it Melta Bomb and successfully get some company to market it.

220. after a year of sales, you are again arrested for attempted Genocide due to exothermic nature of binge drinking Melta Bombs

221. you smash your toaster, microwave, and/or blender thinking it wants to feed you the the to gods.
222. then give it/them a WBB roll

223. You tie down your girlfriend and surround her with Chaos Space Marines models, then tell her "She is a sacrafice to the Blood God!"

224. She agrees to it!

225. You wear bifocals because painting IG has strained your eyesite.

... getting there

226: your wife claims that your children are getting to violent and does not want you to play so many war games with them any more because she is tired of trying to explain the black eyes to every one.

"But they are just games"

227. You attend 40KA once a week...Hi, my name is ___ and I have an addiction...

228. You vacation only in cities with a GW store.

229. You know the current exchange rate of foreign nations, because you order so much ForgeWorld.

Shrike78 wrote:

warpcrafter wrote:

RapidKiller wrote:213. You try to make a boltgun

214. You try to make a boltgun, and it works !?

Wha-Huh!?!

guilty

Details please! Unless that would end up with the authorities kicking your door down. (Of course, with a boltgun, that might not be a serious consideration.)

230. When you learn it's your girlfriend's 'time of the month' you answer with

a) Khorne does not care from where the blood flows, as long as it does
or b)BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

warpcrafter wrote:

Shrike78 wrote:

warpcrafter wrote:

RapidKiller wrote:213. You try to make a boltgun

214. You try to make a boltgun, and it works !?

Wha-Huh!?!

guilty

Details please! Unless that would end up with the authorities kicking your door down. (Of course, with a boltgun, that might not be a serious consideration.)

Well, my physics class started to make really powerful CO2 powered potato launchers. One thing led to another and now we have a distinctly bolter shaped spud gun that launches these brown projectiles at well over 120mph.

Gazzdag wrote:230. When you learn it's your girlfriend's 'time of the month' you answer with

a) Khorne does not care from where the blood flows, as long as it does
or b)BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

I should be able to use this in a few days... cheers!

Arctik_Firangi wrote:

Gazzdag wrote:230. When you learn it's your girlfriend's 'time of the month' you answer with

a) Khorne does not care from where the blood flows, as long as it does
or b)BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

I should be able to use this in a few days... cheers!

If your going to use that be very careful, ecspecially at that time of month. Make sure she has a good sense of humor.

231. You are looking forward to 6th edition!

Shrike78 wrote:

warpcrafter wrote:

Shrike78 wrote:

warpcrafter wrote:

RapidKiller wrote:213. You try to make a boltgun

214. You try to make a boltgun, and it works !?

Wha-Huh!?!

guilty

Details please! Unless that would end up with the authorities kicking your door down. (Of course, with a boltgun, that might not be a serious consideration.)

Well, my physics class started to make really powerful CO2 powered potato launchers. One thing led to another and now we have a distinctly bolter shaped spud gun that launches these brown projectiles at well over 120mph.

I consider myself to have been gotten, and good. Talk about a nerfed boltgun!

Statistics for the Potato Bolter:

Potato Bolter: Strength/- AP/- Rapid Fire, Potatoes*

Potatoes: This bolter is unique in that it fire potatoes instead of bolter rounds. These potatoes are lethal in the way that they provide a means of distraction for hungry units (such as Tyranids or Kroot). These potatoes do absolutely nothing on the terms of actually killing targets; to represent this, do not roll to wound when hits are scored with these weapons.

232. You just wrote the stats for the Potato Bolter

233. You spend your days at the painting table in the local store and the parents buying stuff in the store think you are one of the staff.

Kung Fu Jim wrote:231. You are looking forward to 6th edition!

guilty

warpcrafter wrote:

Shrike78 wrote:

warpcrafter wrote:

Shrike78 wrote:

warpcrafter wrote:

RapidKiller wrote:213. You try to make a boltgun

214. You try to make a boltgun, and it works !?

Wha-Huh!?!

guilty

Details please! Unless that would end up with the authorities kicking your door down. (Of course, with a boltgun, that might not be a serious consideration.)

Well, my physics class started to make really powerful CO2 powered potato launchers. One thing led to another and now we have a distinctly bolter shaped spud gun that launches these brown projectiles at well over 120mph.

I consider myself to have been gotten, and good. Talk about a nerfed boltgun!

Have you ever seen something hit by a potato going about 150 mph?

The potato is gone, but we found out the hard way that some of the pillars at our school are hollow

Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:Statistics for the Potato Bolter:

Potato Bolter: Strength/- AP/- Rapid Fire, Potatoes* pinning

Potatoes: This bolter is unique in that it fire potatoes instead of bolter rounds. These potatoes are lethal in the way that they provide a means of distraction for hungry units (such as Tyranids or Kroot). These potatoes do absolutely nothing on the terms of actually killing targets; to represent this, do not roll to wound when hits are scored with these weapons.

232. You just wrote the stats for the Potato Bolter

In addition, because no one expects to be assaulted by vegetables, whenever the potato bolter hits a unit, they must take a leadership test or be utterly bewildered as to who is firing potatoes at them. They count as being pinned.

234: Spuds for the Spud God... Beer batter... Throne... Ah, forget it.

"187. You find yourself fantasizing about the time when the droppods will begin raining down, and drool as you realize the power you will be able to obtain as an ambassador to the giant men in armor that you have inexplicable knowledge of.

188. you have had above fantasies at the expense of any college,or high school test. "

oh man am i guilty

235. When you suggest to the army to konvert a bazooka to a grotzooka

236. When you attach chains with hooks to your bike, hoping to snag some slaves

237. When you toss 3 pennies onto the nightstand as you are getting ready for bed.. and then freak out and cannot get in bed cause the pennies formed the Mark of Nurgle..

-Porkuslime

When you look at(insert game of choice here) players with pity for choosing such a lowly game, while you roll dice so you can pretend that little toy soldiers can go "Bang-Bang!!"

Phillycheese wrote:When you look at(insert game of choice here) players with pity for choosing such a lowly game, while you roll dice so you can pretend that little toy soldiers can go "Bang-Bang!!"

When you additionally play (insert game of choice here)

Waaagh_Gonads wrote:233. You spend your days at the painting table in the local store and the parents buying stuff in the store think you are one of the staff.

Guilty as hell on that one. I've been going there so long I've outlasted most of the staff and gone through THREE managers !

when you refer to people cheating on each other as heresy!