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oDESGOSTO wrote:145. Since you can't wear Power Armour in public, you go for these:

Why can't I wear power armor in public?!

Try to take a bus or a subway in Power Armour!!!

Besides that... everyone would know that you're a Space Marine...

you look at 'modern' weapons and think, a bolter would be so much better

you look at everyday objects and think, what would a bolter do to that?

you get into a fight and demand that you have force weapons and should get an instant kill roll

oDESGOSTO wrote:Try to take a bus or a subway in Power Armour!!!

Besides that... everyone would know that you're a Space Marine...

Try ork mega-armour, it only weights about a ton or 2 and is "masta crafted"

148. when boeing talk about laser weapons for the military and you think that they have blue skinned scientists with goat feet working for them

149. When you wonder if you can make co-workers do the burny dance

150. when you think that teaching children involves hitting them with an iron gob or large hard boss pole

151. You play paintball dressed in the afore mention Power Armour and when questioned you make quotation gestures saying "its more realistic this way"

152. You get shot at above mentioned Paintball match and claim to have a 4+ inv save against it.

153. Your heavily out numbered and need to withdraw from the paintball match and think "And they shall know no fear?? screw that! I'm off!"

154. You want to field some female 40K models as "counts as" models but because you want something pretty to look at whilst playing.

You refer to your children as "snotlings."

Your second child's nickname is "Bitz" and it's spelled with a z, not an s. And your wife does it as well.

You have more Chinese soup container Drop Pods then you'll ever actually use in a game.

158. You feel that anyone that doesn't agree with you should be shot in the head for disobeying an order.

159. You can't skip work or else your co-workers think you are having a game without them.

160. Your whole Dept. is out sick because of the new Army release.

161. When in church, you refer to God as the 'God-Emperor'

162. You call a WAAAGH! during a marathon.

163. You considered joining the Greater Good.

164. You wonder if the internet is, in reality, the Webway.

165. You play Halo 3 and as someone is going to get killed you scream "Hit them with the thunder hammer!!!"

166. You play Call of Duty 4 campaign and refer to the 25mm chaingun as an assault cannon.

167. You have figured out that a Ditch Witch trenching tool is pretty much a small titan weapon.

168. You are pretty sure you almost have the lasgun designs done.

169. You no longer consider the possibility of a bolter impossible.

170. You have quoted Ayatani Zwiel to your minister.

171. Dan Abnett is your favorite author... except for George Orwell.

172. You have threatened someone who has no idea what WH40K is with an Exterminatus.

173. You come up with 8 of these things.

174: You come across one of these and ask a store employee how many teef to bolt in onto your arm.

warp, i got no idea what that is, but how much is it worth for me to buy one and make a vid as i chase someone down the road with it shouting Waaaagh!!!

175. You pull one of those apart, and make it bigger and choppier, and then attach it to your warboss model.

"Every Warboss I build has to be bigger than the last."

176. you try to convert the stats for starwars characters, then mathhammer them extensively.
Darth Vader WS 5 BS 5 T 5 S 5 I 4 W 4 A 3 LD 10

177. You drive about fifty feet and then wait while the guys coming the other way drive toward you.

178. You walk to within eight feet of any of your car doors and then look confused.

179. You ask a car salesman about sponson upgrades.

180. You also tell him you're willing to spend the extra points to get a vehicle piloted by a machine spirit.

181. There is no 181. Let's move on to 182.

182. You ditch your girlfriend and try to explain that her upgrades aren't good enough for their points cost.

183. You see an Airbus A380 and think "that's gotta be FW."

184. You refer to apartment buildings as hives.

185. You have run Warhammer games in more than 1 edition of D&D

186. You have run Warhammer games in multiple systems outside of D&D

187. You find yourself fantasizing about the time when the droppods will begin raining down, and drool as you realize the power you will be able to obtain as an ambassador to the giant men in armor that you have inexplicable knowledge of.

188. you have had above fantasies at the expense of any college,or high school test.

189. You have decided that you are just way to tired of catachans trying to be all cool with their running posses, and have decided to take them down a peg by giving them all headphones, and other such devices. (oh sooo guilty)

190. You have figured out just which group of soccer hooligans orks are based on.

191. The eagle tattooed to your forehead draws lots of attention.

192. You have painted your toilet gold. And pretend you are the emperor whenever you go to the crapper.

extrenm(54) wrote:49. You constantly mumble 40k quotes under your breath

Holy Hell, I do that!

I even remember some of the cool ones from Dawn of War.

TroytheFox wrote:

extrenm(54) wrote:49. You constantly mumble 40k quotes under your breath

Holy Hell, I do that!

I even remember some of the cool ones from Dawn of War.

There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.

He who stands with me shall be my mother...

# whatever we're on: you got the above joke

193. when you see missile tests on the TV and wonder why they havent told us they are psy-out warheads

194. when you try and explain to your boss that "im the biggest, so by rights im the boss"

195. when you think that after failed explaining that you should settle it with a large bosspole or iron gob inprint into the head of the individual

196. when you go to a gun store and ask to see the latest in lasgun technology

197. when you wish you could geneticly engineer your dog to look like a squig

198. You use boxes of soldiers as freeweights, instead of going to the gym.

199. You lose weight because new models are more important than food.

200. Your neighbors call the ATF because you declare "One more missile launcher and I will rule the galaxy."

201. You lose your job and your girlfriend on the same day because of a game of 40k. (sorry Matt)

Kung Fu Jim wrote:201. You lose your job and your girlfriend on the same day because of a game of 40k. (sorry Matt)

But did he win?

Nope, three times a loser.

202. If you melt down all your models, you can make one life sized Dreadnought.

203. You insist on panting an elephant red or green, and attaching many guns and grots [children] to ride to war

The Alligator Lopper is a combination of shears and chainsaw, usable in the cutting down of smallish trees. I saw one on the cover of popular mechanics a few years ago and it was the closest to sexual lust I've ever felt for a machine since the first time I saw a cinematic for a mechwarrior PC game. Its only downside it that it is electric, and probably would not be loud enough for actual Ork purposes.

204. Your a member of dakkadakka forums
205. you create excessively large titans to win Apocalypse games because your to bad at the game to use troops
206. you have a VERY cool name for the legion/chapter/hive fleet/etc... you collect.
207. your description is spawn of chaos

As your driving down the street, you wonder how to calculate the Ramming rules against an oncoming truck..

You refer to your cat as a "Monstrous Creature"..

You paint your car Space Wolves Grey..

211. when your asked to mix paint and you ask wheres the mixing pot

212. You once blocked twice your height, but now people behind you are hit cleanly half the time...

213. You try to make a boltgun

214. You try to make a boltgun, and it works !?