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2009/12/07 14:17:24
Subject: Re:Ultramarines - the MOVIE writer has been announced..
Herr Abnett will come up with a brilliant screenplay, the studio will butcher it blindly to make it suitable for the kiddies, and it will all go horribly 'Judge Dredd', flopping and upsetting all the fans.
I so hope I am wrong, but I remember how excited I was about Judge Dredd, right up to the point it was announced Sly Stallone was playing the man himself...
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2009/12/07 14:35:16
Subject: Re:Ultramarines - the MOVIE writer has been announced..
Or more like Ultraman. But that's okay, I loved Ultraman as a kid.
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2009/12/07 19:22:54
Subject: Ultramarines - the MOVIE writer has been announced..
jabbakahut wrote:I was just wondering, how much of this movie will be an advert?
EVERYTHING.
Once the DVD comes out I'm going to play a little game...see how many times I can spot a TM or C symbol during the film. Look closely at the "U" on their shoulder pads, see if it's stamped on their foreheads, watch for a little subtitle on the screen saying "Copyright Games Workshop All Rights Reserved" every time someone says "Ork" or "Eldar", etc.
I'm gonna call it now, there will be a TM at the end of the tagline when the film starts. Oh, and the DVD cases will come bundled with a C&D letter.
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2009/12/08 19:28:25
Subject: Re:Ultramarines - the MOVIE writer has been announced..
farmersboy wrote:Herr Abnett will come up with a brilliant screenplay, the studio will butcher it blindly to make it suitable for the kiddies, and it will all go horribly 'Judge Dredd', flopping and upsetting all the fans.
I so hope I am wrong, but I remember how excited I was about Judge Dredd, right up to the point it was announced Sly Stallone was playing the man himself...
You are wrong. Rob Schneider is not involved with this project. It will therefore be a superior film.
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2009/12/10 20:02:39
Subject: Re:Ultramarines - the MOVIE writer has been announced..
Plankwalker wrote:Just imagine an Ultramarine waking up and getting out of the pod which resembles a plastic master mold with some cool space age sound effect and seeing a price tag on the side of the pod for the average cost of a SM squad. Then the scene cuts to a critic who complains about the subliminal messaging and a Commissar sneaks up behind the critic and Summarily Executes them.
Yeah, he even complains about how the orks are so badly painted!
I have a hunch that this is funny! And it is! And there should be even a part that a comm. is looking at him laying on ground... for a while.
HEAVY BOLTER HEADSHOT!!!!!! Yeah!
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2009/12/12 01:35:04
Subject: Re:Ultramarines - the MOVIE writer has been announced..
Plankwalker wrote:Just imagine an Ultramarine waking up and getting out of the pod which resembles a plastic master mold with some cool space age sound effect and seeing a price tag on the side of the pod for the average cost of a SM squad. Then the scene cuts to a critic who complains about the subliminal messaging and a Commissar sneaks up behind the critic and Summarily Executes them.
Yeah, he even complains about how the orks are so badly painted!
I have a hunch that this is funny! And it is! And there should be even a part that a comm. is looking at him laying on ground... for a while.
HEAVY BOLTER HEADSHOT!!!!!! Yeah!
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2009/12/17 12:01:12
Subject: Re:Ultramarines - the MOVIE writer has been announced..
Hmm... "huge epic bigness" aside fair play to the guy, he/they does seem to have a decent grasp of what they want and are aiming for, which os a good start at least.
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2009/12/17 12:05:18
Subject: Re:Ultramarines - the MOVIE writer has been announced..
Turbo10k wrote:
-Hey Mommy, he looks like Hitler! Is Hitler the good guy after all??
And oh yeah, Space Marines are gonna rape the aliens with chainswords, or else I'm not watching!
Yes my child hitler was a good guy... you can ask him! Here is his address (somewhere in kolumbia)
Oh yes they are gonna rape em! Rape em good! And i hope on a sequence of captured SM who are in a Chaos POW. And the escapin from there. That would be a good part! Imagine! Chaos Marines enjoying in torture of the SM and then a prisonbreak with a bunch of Spawns comin from warp. But sadly i think that this wouldn't be inside.
You who challenge at least do not seek cover,
it is not a sign of great courage.
Go yourself manly
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2009/12/17 20:17:30
Subject: Re:Ultramarines - the MOVIE writer has been announced..
There is a new video with Bob Thompson saying everything and nothing... well it keeps my hopes up.
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2009/12/18 20:22:06
Subject: Re:Ultramarines - the MOVIE writer has been announced..
Pffft dan abnetts new work kicks ass, i preferably like ben counter better for his GREY KNIGHT series, witch should be the next movie but still im digging the eisenhorn book? so why down dan so badly man.
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2009/12/25 00:40:46
Subject: Ultramarines - the MOVIE writer has been announced..
physcosamatic wrote:Pffft dan abnetts new work kicks ass, i preferably like ben counter better for his GREY KNIGHT series, witch should be the next movie but still im digging the eisenhorn book? so why down dan so badly man.
Agreed. Dan Abnett is a good Black Library writer, however he's not consistent. Horus Rising, Eisenhorn/Ravenorn omnibuses being the pinnacle of his skill if you ask me. You can really tell if he's been inspired or if he's just trying to pay off the mortgage lol. Anyway, I think I'll enjoy the movie. Did you hear what that guy said? Over Five years of work on it so far. It's got to be decent, at the very least. I will so buy that dvd
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2009/12/25 06:29:44
Subject: Ultramarines - the MOVIE writer has been announced..
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I really can't wait to see this, and I'm praying (not sure who to...) that it reaches its potential. There's every chance it will be terrible - it's not like video game/Wargame/Whatever tie-ins have a positive record. Nevertheless, I would think Abnett's style could translate well to a fast moving, visual film. Definitely needs a skilled director though, and I'm not familiar with who they currently have onboard. I wish him all the best As for the age rating, I would be immeasurably pissed off if the film is made "kiddie friendly" just to ensure pre-pubescent twelve year olds can legally watch it. All Dawn of War installments were 16+, and sold well. I think they hit the right level of... well, violence, etc, to ensure it was accessible, but didn't compromise the actual quality.
And anyway, with cinema security as it is, I think we all know the eager twelve year olds would see it somehow.
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2009/12/26 00:51:13
Subject: Re:Ultramarines - the MOVIE writer has been announced..
As a 3D designer myself 5 years could mean 5 years of rendering that picture? but who knows... Still.. 5 years of work is quite alot of time.. most video game projects rarely pass 4 years (neverwinter nights) but there are execptions (duke nukem forever).
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2009/12/27 15:13:09
Subject: Re:Ultramarines - the MOVIE writer has been announced..
Superscope wrote:As a 3D designer myself 5 years could mean 5 years of rendering that picture? but who knows... Still.. 5 years of work is quite alot of time.. most video game projects rarely pass 4 years (neverwinter nights) but there are execptions (duke nukem forever).
yes i agree, couse i know, since i am graphic designer. Such ones really need patience!
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No matter what you say, i think this! First wait, then watch than make a choice: BAD or GOOD! Some authors can just blisten when they are in their work!
You who challenge at least do not seek cover,
it is not a sign of great courage.
Go yourself manly
to battle and die
- if you are really a hero.
2010/01/05 07:00:01
Subject: Ultramarines - the MOVIE writer has been announced..
Tek wrote:I want this to be good. I really do.
But straight-to-DVD doesn't bode well.
Codex pictures specialize in STDVD movies like Bionicle: Legend of Metra Nui.
And the director's biggest film to date is a Budweiser Advert.
I want this to be good. I really do.
When I was a lad of 12 i bought the bionicle movie and was satisfied with it, good story, bad ass characters, and decent action (note: I was in the age group the toy was targeted to and warhammer replaced bionicle as I got older). Now that I'm 17 the ultrasmurfs movie should have every thing the FANS of 40k want, not the parents or children that don't play the game.
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H.B.M.C. wrote:Then it ain't feature length. It's a very-special episode of Christmas in Macragge.
QFT
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H.B.M.C. wrote:Then it ain't feature length. It's a very-special episode of Christmas in Macragge.
2010/01/09 21:32:21
Subject: Re:Ultramarines - the MOVIE writer has been announced..
CountCross, thats said very best! The movie will be watched mostly by the fans and the action druggies... Just who dosnt like big firearms that get into your arm and a sword in a same movie. The 40k fans will surely like the theme, story, units and background ...
You who challenge at least do not seek cover,
it is not a sign of great courage.
Go yourself manly
to battle and die
- if you are really a hero.