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Fitzz...I'm pretty sure a desperate man can make alcohol out of just about anything if he puts his mind to it...

   
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WARORK93 wrote:Fitzz...I'm pretty sure a desperate man can make alcohol out of just about anything if he puts his mind to it...



The American prison system has proved that point over and over again.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pruno

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Jihadin wrote:some survivor group going to have a dentist in need of teeth


Actually, that's an excellent point - assuming we'll have a certified surgeon or doctor, harvesting the (healthy) organs of the dead would be a great idea - once we occupy a facility with a fuctioning walk-in freezer. I can only imagine how many people would join us simply based on the fact that doing so would ensure them adequate healthcare.

I still think cremation should be -the- method for corpse disposal (remember how I brought up flamethrowers earlier? Yea, exactly) and that we use their pyre for practical purposes at the same time, but organ donation should be considered, provided the conditions of the person's death was not due to Zombie Plague, Radiation, or anything else high-risk. I think burials should be ruled out though - Because you just never know with Zombie Plagues.

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Phonebook armor? Amazing! Do they get better when wet? That'd be an important factor, since it'll be raining blood all the time.


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You can't keep organs "on ice" for more than a few hours. You would be able to keep them alive longer using some kind of bioreactor, but they are really not available outside of research. Not to mention the problem of properly typing them and matching them to patients.

   
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Samus_aran115 wrote:Phonebook armor? Amazing! Do they get better when wet? That'd be an important factor, since it'll be raining blood all the time.


I doubt it would work as well on a people... Unless you wore a garbage bag over it! YES! THANK YOU TRAILER PARK BOYS!

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Phonebooks work. I seen a few insurgents try it. work reasonably well for 5.56mm but 7.62mm . Its only a temp stop gap measure. Complete body armors can be had for permanent use. Trust me...when the world goes to hell and your worry on catching a slug trying to get out of Dodge...your going have that thought cross your mind

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SilverMK2 wrote:You can't keep organs "on ice" for more than a few hours. You would be able to keep them alive longer using some kind of bioreactor, but they are really not available outside of research. Not to mention the problem of properly typing them and matching them to patients.


Damnit! Forgot about the compatability part (Hence why... You know, I'm not a doctor )

Ahh well, take a page from Robert Pickton and use the organs of the dead for food for our pack of hunting wiener dogs and our livestock then. Pigs will eat anything.

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Also, I want a couple of these for my personal riverine force.



A rear mounted .50, a forward twin .50 and I think an M60 somewhere.

NO, not because of apocalypse now. I knew about the riverines and Plastic patrol boats before I saw the movie. It just reinforced how cool they were.

Unfortunately, most of these particular boats are decommed, so we'd have to go with some more modern... Maybe this.



Why the hell does that boat need so many guns for. I'm not complaining. It's cool as hell. But really? That's a crew of at least five on a little itty bitty patrol boat! Be great for attacking a helicopter or blowing up a car in the apocalypse.

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Jihadin wrote:Kibbles n Bits just took on a whole new meaning


Yea, we'd call it "Grisle n' Gibbs"

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Jihadin wrote:Phonebooks work. I seen a few insurgents try it. work reasonably well for 5.56mm but 7.62mm . Its only a temp stop gap measure. Complete body armors can be had for permanent use. Trust me...when the world goes to hell and your worry on catching a slug trying to get out of Dodge...your going have that thought cross your mind


....Everything I've ever seen would suggest that attempting to use phone books as body armor would fail, I've witnessed complete penetration with 9MM's and couldn't even begin to imagine a phone book defeating a .223 or 7.62x39mm.
Plus, how much range of motion could one have with a bunch of phone books duct taped to them?


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FITZZ wrote:Plus, how much range of motion could one have with a bunch of phone books duct taped to them?


Well, if you just have the number for the yellow pages written on a piece of paper you should have quite a lot of freedom of movement

   
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SilverMK2 wrote:
FITZZ wrote:Plus, how much range of motion could one have with a bunch of phone books duct taped to them?


Well, if you just have the number for the yellow pages written on a piece of paper you should have quite a lot of freedom of movement


... ...I'm sure you would, absolutely nothing Impeding the motion of being knocked backwards as that round passes right through.


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Yea, when they did it in Mythbusters, it was vehicle armour. So there was still that layer of sheet metal on the door that helped add some outer strength to the whole package. Doubt phone books would work well on a human, unless they were hardcover... Steel hardcover.

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You could always wear a steel plate under your poncho like mister Eastwood...

there were stories about a man who jumped the berlin wall clothed in a suit made out of meat...that he got from a butcher...he somehow stitched together hams and roasts and whatnot into a semi bullet proof vest...

But can you imagine the smell? And how many stray dogs would be following you?
   
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WARORK93 wrote:You could always wear a steel plate under your poncho like mister Eastwood...

there were stories about a man who jumped the berlin wall clothed in a suit made out of meat...that he got from a butcher...he somehow stitched together hams and roasts and whatnot into a semi bullet proof vest...

But can you imagine the smell? And how many stray dogs would be following you?


So that's where Gaga got the idea from...

   
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WARORK93 wrote:You could always wear a steel plate under your poncho like mister Eastwood...

there were stories about a man who jumped the berlin wall clothed in a suit made out of meat...that he got from a butcher...he somehow stitched together hams and roasts and whatnot into a semi bullet proof vest...

But can you imagine the smell? And how many stray dogs would be following you?


... Again, it's an interesting concept...but I doubt that any cut of meat would do much in the way of defeating most rounds....would be pretty damn funny to watch someone try it though.


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As an ex-tanker, my vote is NO apricots. Ever. Don't even mention them again.

They are evil and only bring bad luck.

Period.




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WARORK93 wrote:You could always wear a steel plate under your poncho like mister Eastwood...

there were stories about a man who jumped the berlin wall clothed in a suit made out of meat...that he got from a butcher...he somehow stitched together hams and roasts and whatnot into a semi bullet proof vest...

But can you imagine the smell? And how many stray dogs would be following you?


... Again, it's an interesting concept...but I doubt that any cut of meat would do much in the way of defeating most rounds....would be pretty damn funny to watch someone try it though.


Especially when they meet (meat?) my bull terrier.

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CptJake wrote:As an ex-tanker, my vote is NO apricots. Ever. Don't even mention them again.


One of the NCOs back in my BMQ was attached to the PPCLI in A'Stan. Had a story about a ride in the back of a LAVIII and one of the boys in his section had snacked on a bunch of dried apricots beforehand. I guess they have a tendancy to make people gassy, because he said it seemed like a really... really... reeeeally long ride

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well...considering we wont be in any real closed spaces for extended periods of time...

But I suppose YMMV on that...anyone who doesn't like em or they give em gas doesn't have to eat em...
   
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I also vote no apricots however apricot booze is a maybe.

As for the dead, it probably isn't wise to use them as fertiliser if they radiation, virus's or some kind of poisoning had a hand in their demise and as we don't really have any way of checking that it would be smarter to burn them.
   
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Having said that, I'm a (fairly) good aim (No, not because I play CoD) and can probably run fast enough in an emergency. I don't need a lot of food, and I could probably make myself fairly useful in minor errands and supportive roles (i.e. "Fetch me some ammo boy, I need to keep the gun manned!" kind of thing)

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I don't know...

How much do you weigh, how tall are you and what kinds of food will you eat?

I need to know as the leader of the UK "GET TO THE DAKKA" mission is either me or silver.
   
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Is anyone friends with any 40k cosplayers? They will save us.

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Only if they have a Dreadnought as part of their group. Need a tank to take those DVD player and phone book hits.

   
 
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