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2016/03/16 19:20:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*BC is teleported in as well*
Here. An area where you won't have to listen to the ensuing conversation from hell.
*Somehow managing to look dignified doing slow flips to type on keyboards*
I realize I could use psychic abilities, but honestly wasting energy on typing is a bit inefficient.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/03/16 19:24:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[sees BC teleport in]
[ducks behind a nearby pillar to avoid being seen by him]
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/03/16 19:31:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Sighs] You can come out. Though I don't think you deserve to hide from wedding conversation, seeing as you inflicted it on everyone else.
[Floats in a disgruntled manner] I ought to thank you I suppose. She did get rather... Excitable, at the prospect.
[Looks into distance] I think I'm developing a very.. odd.. set of pain associations.
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2016/03/16 19:41:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Saves the project to seven different file hosting websites, a hazardous environment-safe mini-flash drive, and all three disks on the computer*
*Swallows the mini-flash drive*
Excellent. I have just typed the entirety of my five-hour speech on the Hive Mind, Emperor and Machine-God. It's now commerically available for listening as an eBook.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/03/16 19:46:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Tell me, do bolt pistols still fire in zero gravity? Because that sounds like some advance level heresy, and I'm not exactly feeling generous.
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2016/03/16 19:57:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Yes, they do. They're effectively miniature rocket launchers. The shell is self-propelled, functioning much in the same way as a small spacecraft.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/03/16 20:00:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Sighs] [Pulls out bolt pistol and aims carefully at Verviedi] I'm not sure if you're arrogant or oblivious, but it's clear to me you are a heretic. That's the part im obliged to pay attention to.
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2016/03/16 20:33:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[watches BC warily]
When Commissars draw their weapons good men tend to die...
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/03/16 21:16:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Scowls] If you knew your Imperial history, you'd know I don't execute my own men for anything less than traitorous behaviour.
You need to let go of your prejudices if you're going to start a family.
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2016/03/16 21:22:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[glances at BC]
How would I know of Imperial History my Lord? I grew up amongst war. I learned to assemble a lasgun before I could walk, and was a part of the Whiteshields before I became a man. History is a distant second on my homeworld to war.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/03/16 21:30:56
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*is seen sat at a desk in office with a mountain of files, plans and several large potential seating plans*
Hey, no one touch my desk....
*goes out drinking tea*
Oh hey, yeah, anyone seen the catering catalogue.....
*hugs wk* hey dear, thanks for driving back, I was kinda overwhelmed. It was a shock. Good surprise though! So so good!
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/03/16 21:33:34
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/03/16 21:34:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Because you went to the Schola where I know basic history was covered, and it's also explained in the back of your Primer.
Or perhaps your mind was on other things. [Laughs quietly]
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2016/03/16 21:34:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Draws weapon*
I have a faster trigger finger than you. I just have to will the weapon to fire and it will.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/03/16 21:40:12
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Calmly ignores tension....
Hey, yeah schola we went to train on history, admin, sisters, inquisition etc.
Commissar got basic history, guard got storm trooper training instead. Though it dud help make the the guard best in entire sector.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/03/16 21:40:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Buttery Commissar wrote:Because you went to the Schola where I know basic history was covered, and it's also explained in the back of your Primer.
Or perhaps your mind was on other things. [Laughs quietly]
[shrugs]
I was otherwise occupied.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/03/16 21:41:20
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/03/16 21:42:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You're forgetting that I don't need to use my pistol. [Without blinking, fires bale eye close enough to singe the tips of Verviedi's hair, but miss his head]
That sister did a vast improvement on the old MIU.
Now, explain why I shouldn't.
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2016/03/16 21:46:08
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Hey! In fact we where just friends at schola... He was dating some future admin official with a bionic eye.....
I have her beat by a mile.
*laughs confidently * oh, you chose far better with me. And pick good jewellery. *ring, necklace and bracelet glitter in light *
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/03/16 21:49:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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... What's wrong with bionic eyes? [Looks slightly disheartened]
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2016/03/16 21:53:10
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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It never suited her, wrong face shape. Have nothing against eyes.
Oh, yours is very good, true marvel of technology.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/03/16 22:11:14
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Lets self in zero-gravity chamber*
What's all this gak you guys are arguing about again?
*Pulls out Windows 10USB*
*Looks at Verviedi*
Be nice, or you won't get this.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/03/16 22:14:07
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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There always arguing about something.
Always. You have to get used to it varden.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/03/16 22:16:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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He shouldn't get that anyway! He drugged you and left me to bleed out during surgery!
Plus he's a heretic and said mean things.
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2016/03/16 22:17:27
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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I know it's just...I don't really like seeing my partner pointing a gun at his friends...
*Shrugs and pulls out pistol and points it at Verviedi*
But hell, I'll support you.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/03/16 22:20:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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... ... [Sighs and lowers gun] It's no fun if you call me out on it. Plus, he wouldn't think twice about harming the both of us.
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2016/03/16 22:22:25
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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I wouldn't either.
*Lowers gun*
Breakie anyone?
*Walks out and puts the kettle on and starts making the pancake mix*
Care to help me out honey?
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/03/16 22:22:32
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Just don,t kill him ok. Leave a hole in my seating plan. Have to re order it all.
It was hard work getting slots for everyone.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/03/16 22:22:52
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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 jhe90 wrote:Hey! In fact we where just friends at schola... He was dating some future admin official with a bionic eye.....
I have her beat by a mile.
*laughs confidently * oh, you chose far better with me. And pick good jewellery. *ring, necklace and bracelet glitter in light *
[blushes furiously]
I didn't even know that you noticed me or her back then. I'm frankly amazed the drill abbott didn't call us out on it.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/03/16 22:23:47
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Attempts to shove head into door (its not working)*
*Starts slamming against wall in attempts to get in*
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/03/16 22:30:03
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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 War Kitten wrote: jhe90 wrote:Hey! In fact we where just friends at schola... He was dating some future admin official with a bionic eye.....
I have her beat by a mile.
*laughs confidently * oh, you chose far better with me. And pick good jewellery. *ring, necklace and bracelet glitter in light *
[blushes furiously]
I didn't even know that you noticed me or her back then. I'm frankly amazed the drill abbott didn't call us out on it.
Oh, you did not hide this trips to collect cleaning suplies as well as you thought.
Drill abbots where clueless but I noticed. You came out too happy to be grabbing a mop and such. Those who knew kept quiet.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/03/16 22:41:52
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Breaks wall and zero G turns off*
OOC I am a bit late ain't I
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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