40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a Borg cube

I insert the USS Equinox.

**sing your life**

You get that pony you wanted when you were 5 years old.

I insert an eye.

**Vanguard-13**

You get a Borg Implant.

I insert my Girlfriend.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive MY girlfriend

I insert a cat

**snurl**

You get my girlfriend. And boy is she pissed.

I insert a Kickstarter campaign.

**ZergSmasher**

You get an empty wallet.

I insert a brand-new Lamborghini Murcielago.

**JamesGang**

You receive a countach with flat tires and matchbox frame.

I insert a baked potato.

**snurl**

You get thousands of Julienne fries in minutes!

I insert a Pontiac Fiero.

**NinjaJc01**

You receive a wedge of metal, at hypersonic speeds, highly sharpened.
I insert Nigel Farage.

**snurl**

You get Nigel Stillman, and he seems confused.

I insert the last bite of lunch.

**Vanguard-13**

You get one very hungry Co-worker

I insert a Dead Space Marine.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a Thousand Son.

I insert a can of whupass.

**snurl**

You get a Stick up.

I insert a dead horse.

**Happyjew**

You get a beating.

I insert a half-empty glass.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get 30-40mph winds.

I insert 'eavy rain.

**sing your life**

You get a general election.

I insert Gus Fring into the vending machine.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get Bruce Rauner.

I insert Ted Cruz.

**snurl**

You get Ted Nugent.

I insert the Avengers.

**Happyjew**

You get the Watchmen.

I insert a broken watch.

**snurl**

You get a time-out.

I insert Tomorrowland.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get Todayland.

I insert Yesterday.

**Verviedi**

You recieve a Langolier.

I insert a empty metal box.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a lightning rod.

I insert advanced machinery.

**Happyjew**

You get a Bending unit.

I insert a finglonger.

**snurl**

You get a used Crayon.

I insert a Big Mac.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive a peace of bacon.

I insert a thunderstorm warning.

**JamesGang**

Wtf? Bacon!?

You receive a lame sub tropical storm named Bart.

I insert a bottle of Crystal Clear Pepsi

**Happyjew**

You get a bottle of classic Coke.

I insert a can of Vernor's Ginger Beer.

**snurl**

You get a bottle of Yukon Gold.

I insert the Emperor.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get Horus

I insert an ork.