40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**Vanguard-13**

You get a face full of ork spores.

I insert a Bonding Knife.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a chopping knife.

I insert 0.9999999999999999999

**Vanguard-13**

You get one shifty eyed Arithmetician.

I insert Clouds Buster Sword.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a machine that makes people randomly gak their pants.

I insert sexiness.

**Happyjew**

You get Freddie Mercury's mustache.

I insert Neil Patrick Harris.

**snurl**

You get a Doogie.

I insert a candle.

**ZergSmasher**

You get your legs waxed.

I insert 40 Eldar jetbikes with scatterlasers.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You get rule 34

I insert an androgynous harlequin

**snurl**

You get an anemic wood elf.

I insert a Dwarf Juggernaut.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get lotsa spaghetti.

I insert Weegee.

**sing your life**

You get a kid.

I insert a boltgun.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a bolt pistol

I insert a snazzgun

**JamesGang**

Ouija.

Not weegee

You receive a fish slap and a summons to appear in forum court.

I insert Black Powder

**snurl**

You get scalped.

I insert a Huron war party.

**sing your life**

You get Darth Vader.

I insert Necromunda.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a poor old man

I insert a crazy old man

**Vanguard-13**

You get the Emperor.

I insert Commander Puretide.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get Da Rippa

I insert bullets

**JamesGang**

You receive Natty Bumppo

I insert Magua

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get Manga

I insert type O blood

**JamesGang**

You receive me, angry that you took my blood, and a Baneblade that explodes out of your ass driven by CREEEEEEEEED.

I insert the baseball hall of fame.

**snurl**

You get a free bat.

I insert my lawn mower.

**ZergSmasher**

You get burning gasoline.

I insert a Molotov cocktail.

**snurl**

You get incendiary grenades.

I insert a Brown Bess.

**sing your life**

You get a Firework Launcher.

I insert a glass of red wine.

**snurl**

You get a headache.

I insert a Charleville.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get type AB Blood

I insert SPC

**JamesGang**

You receive a fist to the mouth.

I insert an ass kickin'

**Happyjew**

I insert a US Navy nuclear reactor.

**snurl**

You get a leak.

I insert the neighbor's dog.