40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**KaptinBadrukk**

You get my weird dog.

I insert my lovable cat.

**snurl**

You get Kitty litter.

I insert a Webley.

**JamesGang**

You receive a bulldog with a deadly bite.

I insert Michael Caine

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a fish!

I insert a slap.

**Vanguard-13**

You get a Slap Patch.

I insert a Coffin.

**MrFlutterPie**

You get a koffing (pokemon)

I insert my digital sob codex.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a stuffed dog.

I insert 25 cents

**Vanguard-13**

You get a 25 cent credit in the machine. Everything costs at least a $1.50.

I insert $1.25 for KaptinBadrukk

**KaptinBadrukk**

You do not get me.

Instead, you get a clone of me.

I insert a tactical genius.

**JamesGang**

You receive an idiots guide to 'strategery'

I insert a bible

**snurl**

You get Fleiderman's guide to antique weapons.

I insert a python.

**ZergSmasher**

You receive a copy of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

I insert an African swallow.

**snurl**

You gain airspeed.

I insert a Claymore.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get today's moderate risk in the central plains.

I insert a long tracked tornado.

**sing your life**

You get that car Harry and Ron used in Chamber of Secrets.

I insert Kaptin Badrukk.

**Vanguard-13**

You get $1.50

I insert a Tau Heavy Railgun.

**sing your life**

You get a quickscope.

I insert the Tau.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get an Omega Molecule

I insert a finger

**snurl**

You get your finger amputated by the machine.

I insert all this lightning.

**JamesGang**

You receive 1.21 gigawatts!

I insert a pubic hair

**snurl**

You get crabs, a whole bushel.

I insert my new dice.

**ZergSmasher**

You get all

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I insert a copy of Codex: Eldar Craftworlds.

**snurl**

You get Flavor of the month.

I insert some Turkey Hill Iced Tea.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get some good grapes.

I insert Chakotay

**JamesGang**

You receive peach chutney.

I insert scrapple!

**snurl**

You get puddin.

I insert Shoo-Fly pie.

**JamesGang**

You receive a carriage ride with Obadiah.

I insert outlet stores

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get the Pope.

I insert the Antipope.

**snurl**

You get shunned.

I insert Dutch Wonderland.

**JamesGang**

You receive traffic on interstate 30

I insert a cheesesteak